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    Does their off-season routine involve tying women to train tracks?

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    “OMG I can’t believe Sark isn’t going to do anything about the defense. He’s having a good offseason but he needs to address that side of the ball” *Brings in Gary Patterson* ”Wait, don’t ad

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So going to need some photoshop help or just someone to point me in the direction of a yard sign maker. Anyone that has been to Fort Worth recently has noted the fun signs. They were all over the place in Tanglewood. I think we should repurpose these and start putting them in yards with some burnt orange and a logo redo.

Gary Patterson (@FBCoachP) / Twitter

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Marion is going to have some headwinds to fight against with this class; he's got a lot of haters. Does have some homies, and some are friends, but some are phony.

6 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Who?

MIKE JONES!

Actually you can call him Mr. Jones.

 

47 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

 

DFW...

 

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1 hour ago, MoJames said:

So going to need some photoshop help or just someone to point me in the direction of a yard sign maker. Anyone that has been to Fort Worth recently has noted the fun signs. They were all over the place in Tanglewood. I think we should repurpose these and start putting them in yards with some burnt orange and a logo redo.

Gary Patterson (@FBCoachP) / Twitter



 

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4 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

Is King still there? He was brilliant with Briles at UH until he tore up his knee.

On 1/17/2022 at 9:54 AM, Chuckie Finster said:

Can't speak to specifics, but I do at least remember hearing things like "COACH X has officially joined Alabama as an analyst" and not just "oh, I saw Gary Patterson making copies so I guess he works here now."

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7 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


Would any of you take FSU or Miami over Arkie? I wouldn't.

Hmmm.  So, I have to decide between living in Coral Gables or Fayatteville?    That's really a difficult choice.

Ken Norton JR was let go from Seahawks. Id assume Sark has some connections to him from USC days.. with GP in the mix doubt it goes anywhere,  but would of been a heck of an opportunity to try and kick the tires on that.

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Lol that’s about as official as it gets 

12 minutes ago, OB3 said:

 

I wonder what the point difference is in his blood pressure between this role and HC? 

Just now, Vertigo said:

I wonder what the point difference is in his blood pressure between this role and HC? 

He looks like he’s lost some weight. 

Hope they never announce anything official just to mess with the 9.95ers, AAS and fans.

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

He looks like he’s lost some weight. 

When he hears about Burnt Ends he's going to try to get himself into the TE room to get invited to the dinners.

8 minutes ago, Genghis said:

When he hears about Burnt Ends he's going to try to get himself into the TE room to get invited to the dinners.

He isn't a university employee. There's nothing stopping him from paying to be a member and coming to the dinner. 

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1 minute ago, Tex48 said:

He isn't a university employee. There's nothing stopping him from paying to be a member and coming to the dinner. 

How much good will would he get for joining?

20 minutes ago, Ragde said:

How much good will would he get for joining?

We might even get him some help with his hyperhidrosis

They just showed Patterson on LHN and Chip Brown was standing next to him in the suite.

4 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

They just showed Patterson on LHN and Chip Brown was standing next to him in the suite.

Doomed

 

27 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

They just showed Patterson on LHN and Chip Brown was standing next to him in the suite.

Did Chip look strung out on coke while sporting his trademark shit eating grin?

They also won close games vs Auburn, Arkansas, LSU, and Florida, and really should have lost the Auburn game at the very least. This was the worst Bama team in awhile, and the coordinators were a reason for that. 

And yet they still smoked Georgia in the first meeting.
3 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

They just showed Patterson on LHN and Chip Brown was standing next to him in the suite.

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2 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

Did Chip look strung out on coke while sporting his trademark shit eating grin?

That is at least how I recognized who it was.  Plus that terrible hair gel thingy. 

22 hours ago, ousux said:

How often are those non-coaching staff hires filled by long time head coaches of a conference foe that's had the on-field upper hand in recent years?


About 27.43% of the time. 

7 minutes ago, Napoleon said:


About 27.43% of the time. 

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Needs a Texas visor... 😋 

 

 

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I don't have it but supposedly 247 is saying GP is officially on board

11 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

I don't have it but supposedly 247 is saying GP is officially on board

 

They're just printing what everyone knows...

Texas football: Ex-TCU coach Gary Patterson working for Longhorns

ByBRAD CRAWFORD 110 minutes ago

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Ex-TCU football coach Gary Patterson is working at Texas as a special assistant to head coach Steve Sarkisian according to Horns247. Patterson was spotted at Tuesday night's Texas-Kansas State basketball game with Texas athletic director Chris Del Conte and sources have confirmed to Horns247's Chip Brown the respected coach is beginning his job with the Longhorns.

Patterson went 181-79 as the head coach for the Horned Frogs from 2001 to 2021.

Earlier this month, a new posting for "Special Assistant to the Head Coach" surfaced on the University of Texas website, leading to speculation that role would be filled by Patterson. Within the job description on the Texas website was a lengthy number of prerequisites indicating that the ideal candidate will be one with an extensive track record of coaching success at a high level of football. "Experience as an Offensive or Defensive Coordinator in a Division I Collegiate or NFL football program" was additionally listed as a preferred qualification for the position on the Longhorns staff.

Patterson, 61, parted ways Oct. 31 with TCU — midway through his 21st season as the Horned Frogs' head coach. A defensive-minded coach, he went 181-78 overall and 113-59 against conference play from 2001-21, making him the winningest head coach in program history. TCU won the Rose Bowl under Patterson at the end of the 2010 season and flirted with a College Football Playoff bid in 2014.

Horns247 previously reported Dec. 13 that Sarkisian and the staff were considering possibly adding Patterson in a defensive role. Following Horns247's report, Sarkisian did not deny interest in Patterson.

"I've got, obviously, a great deal of respect for Gary," Sarkisian said Dec. 15. "He's done a fantastic job. Really built that program into what it is and to make it one of the more desirable jobs in the country, I give him a lot of credit for that. I know that he's trying to figure out in what capacity does he want to continue this profession. We have not made any determination on if we would want him here or if he would want to be here, but the reality of it is there's definitely a level of respect for the job that he's done at TCU."

Following Patterson's exit, longtime friend Jerry Kill and TCU athletic director Jeremiah Donati believed the respected coach was not done in his profession.

"He certainly could," Donati said Nov. 2. "You all know Gary. He's a young 61. I wouldn't put anything past coach Patterson to coach again. College, pro — I know he has a lot of other interests. I hope he takes some time to think about what he wants to do, because he has a lot to offer the game of football. And I don’t think that’s over necessarily."

 

5 hours ago, Napoleon said:


About 27.43% of the time, its 95% of the time

FIFY

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