January 20, 20223 yr 3 hours ago, HenryJames said: Too bad. Your motto could be 'Only my mom has gotten more dudes off.'
January 21, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Snacks said: I think I'm supposed to say I've driven through enough of your mom to know something something is way better... She mentioned you have a compact car.
January 21, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Bigbend1812 said: This is officially the worst I’ve ever felt about laughing at something
January 21, 20223 yr 38 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said: This is officially the worst I’ve ever felt about laughing at something Bless you
January 21, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Big Woodrows said: Semi-related to Texas: Collective intelligence increased at both USC and FAU.
January 21, 20223 yr 5 minutes ago, boilerhorn said: Collective intelligence increased at both USC and FAU. Nah. Nobody at SC knows how to blitz from Narnia anymore. They'll just get stuck in the wardrobe.
January 21, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, Big Woodrows said: Semi-related to Texas: Utah State wouldn't take him back?
January 21, 20223 yr From Texas, to USC, to FAU. Yikes. I guess Orlando should just be happy he got another chance with USC.
January 21, 20223 yr 11 hours ago, Big Woodrows said: Semi-related to Texas: Fitting because the coach is Dookie https://youtu.be/iOcrKFiB_ts
January 21, 20223 yr 14 minutes ago, Tex-19 said: No surprise but GP now officially official https://247sports.com/college/texas/Article/Texas-Longhorns-football-former-TCU-coach-Gary-Patterson-officially-joins-program-as-special-assistant-to-Steve-Sarkisian-180276177/ Spoiler Texas has finally made the worst-kept secret over the past month official: Former TCU coach Gary Patterson is joining the Texas football program as a special assistant to head coach Steve Sarkisian. Texas made a job posting nearly two weeks ago outlining the special assistant's role is to help with “projects assigned by the head football coach … assist with the overall practice and game-day preparation, statistical analysis and video analysis of opposing teams … and assist with self-scouting of offensive, defensive and special teams schemes.” The posting said the earliest start date would be (Saturday) Jan. 16. Patterson has been at work at Texas all week this week and was spotted at Texas' basketball game against Kansas State on Tuesday wearing Longhorn gear. Processing Patterson's paperwork to make his hire official took more time than expected. But Patterson has been at UT’s 6:30 am offseason workouts, helping to evaluate UT’s 2023 recruiting targets ahead of this weekend’s Junior Day and anything else Sarkisian asks him about for input. Sources close to the situation told Horns247 Patterson met Friday, Jan. 7, with Sarkisian and the UT coaching staff, toured the Longhorns’ football complex in the south end of DKR and had a productive, positive meeting. Patterson, who turns 62 on Feb. 13, was the head coach at TCU for 21 years with a record of 181-79, winning six conference championships, before being let go when the Horned Frogs fell to 3-5 following a loss to Kansas State on Oct. 30. TCU finished the 2021 season 5-7 and hired SMU coach Sonny Dykes to replace Patterson. Patterson has long been considered one of the best defensive minds in college football and knows Texas defensive coordinator Pete Kwiatkowski from their days competing against each other when TCU was in the Mountain West and Kwiatkowski was at Boise State under Chris Petersen. Kwiatkowski was the defensive line coach at Boise State when the Broncos defeated TCU 17-10 in the Fiesta Bowl capping the 2009 season when the Horned Frogs finished 12-1. Patterson, however, brings more to the Texas football program than expertise on defense or how to scout Big 12 opponents. Patterson has an excellent working knowledge of how the Texas program works, including booster involvement, thanks to his wife, Kelsey, who worked for former UT athletic director DeLoss Dodds when she was a student at Texas. Kelsey then went on to work for Lincoln Properties, a highly successful real estate company run by Texas booster Bill Duval. Gary Patterson also still has a close relationship with Texas athletic director Chris Del Conte, who served as Patterson’s athletic director at TCU from 2009-17. That stretch included a 13-0 season in 2010 (capped by a Rose Bowl win over Wisconsin), two 12-1 seasons as well as the Horned Frogs transition to the Big 12 in 2012. In other words, depending on how the Sarkisian-Patterson relationship develops, Patterson could serve as a quasi-general manager for Sarkisian in assisting with athletic department matters, booster relations and much more than just football. Patterson told Horns247 on Tuesday he would like to be for Sarkisian what former Arizona and Hawaii head coach Dick Tomey was for Mack Brown. When Mack Brown brought Tomey in as a one-year consultant in 2004, Tomey helped transform the Texas program from the inside as much as Vince Young was helping change the perception of the Texas program from the outside leading up to UT’s national title run in 2005. Edited January 21, 20223 yr by Hornlover
January 21, 20223 yr 22 hours ago, closetohumping said: You don’t want to see what they’d do to a guy like me in prison You'd have to change your handle to closethumping
January 21, 20223 yr 22 hours ago, closetohumping said: You don’t want to see what they’d do to a guy like me in prison Username checks out.
January 21, 20223 yr You don’t want to see what they’d do to a guy like me in prisonMaybe if you change your user name to “pleasedonthumpme”, you’d be ok.
January 21, 20223 yr So, not even a press release. Just Bianco replying to emails about it. Wonder if this was a GP request, for some reason.
January 22, 20223 yr Popular Post 1 hour ago, LTtxfan said: Thumbs up, really. Get the fuck out of here with that shit
January 22, 20223 yr 8 hours ago, Jamaal.25 said: You'd have to change your handle to closethumping Not sure if this is supposed to be read as closet-humping, or close-thumping. Works either way I suppose.
January 22, 20223 yr 3 hours ago, LTtxfan said: This is the problem with fuckin aggies. No class. This guy is a houston/lufkin bumpkin that can get past his own red ass to support his kids looking to connect with P5 school.
January 22, 20223 yr 4 minutes ago, TheAuditor said: This is the problem with fuckin aggies. No class. This guy is a houston/lufkin bumpkin that can get past his own red ass to support his kids looking to connect with P5 school. Yeah, but they never ever lie or cheat, right?
January 22, 20223 yr 9 hours ago, TheAuditor said: This is the problem with fuckin aggies. No class. This guy is a houston/lufkin bumpkin that can get past his own red ass to support his kids looking to connect with P5 school. Appears a 👍🏻 is just the school’s hand sign. Edited January 22, 20223 yr by 40acredropout Nvm. Didn’t realize this was Haynes King’s dad. Fuck him.
January 22, 20223 yr Somebody needs to call Jenny on that group. More Chins than a Chinese phone book.
January 22, 20223 yr Speaking of phone book, if anyone wishes to call Jenny, I'll save you the trouble of looking up her number. It's 867-5309.
January 22, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Leanderman said: Somebody needs to call Jenny on that group. More Chins than a Chinese phone book. Thats some quality racism
January 22, 20223 yr 3 hours ago, 40acredropout said: Appears a 👍🏻 is just the school’s hand sign. Probably became the hand sign in 2004 when he got the HC job.
January 22, 20223 yr On 1/20/2022 at 7:30 AM, MoJames said: This should be getting way more love. Fucking made me snort
January 22, 20223 yr On 1/20/2022 at 6:30 AM, MoJames said: 3 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said: This should be getting way more love. Fucking made me snort I see your Ghost and raise you a better Twilight ending.
January 24, 20223 yr 2 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said: Looks like he was an intern at Montana State last year. Played at Washington as a walk on in 2010 and 2011.
January 24, 20223 yr 10 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said: Looks like he was an intern at Montana State last year. Played at Washington as a walk on in 2010 and 2011. We're in business now, motherfuckers.
January 24, 20223 yr 37 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said: Looks like he was an intern at Montana State last year. Played at Washington as a walk on in 2010 and 2011. And y'all tried to tell me Choate couldn't recruit.
January 24, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said: Went down a rabbit hole on after clicking Langi's twitter which lead me to this...
January 24, 20223 yr Interesting - Carter was supposedly the sticking point in Sark's talks with Barry Odom last year
January 24, 20223 yr 15 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said: Interesting - Carter was supposedly the sticking point in Sark's talks with Barry Odom last year And the players apparently hate Carter at Arkansas. It’s why they had several DB’s transfer this offseason. Sark may have actually made the right call in that being the sticking point for Odom.
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