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3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Too bad. Your motto could be 'Only my mom has gotten more dudes off.'

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  • Too bad. Your motto could be 'Only my mom has gotten more dudes off.'

  • HenryJames
    HenryJames

    Does their off-season routine involve tying women to train tracks?

  • Hookem2147
    Hookem2147

    “OMG I can’t believe Sark isn’t going to do anything about the defense. He’s having a good offseason but he needs to address that side of the ball” *Brings in Gary Patterson* ”Wait, don’t ad

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1 hour ago, Snacks said:

I think I'm supposed to say I've driven through enough of your mom to know something something is way better...

She mentioned you have a compact car.

1 hour ago, Bigbend1812 said:

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This is officially the worst I’ve ever felt about laughing at something 

38 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

This is officially the worst I’ve ever felt about laughing at something 

Bless you

1 hour ago, Big Woodrows said:

Semi-related to Texas:

 

Collective intelligence increased at both USC and FAU.

5 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

Collective intelligence increased at both USC and FAU.

Nah. Nobody at SC knows how to blitz from Narnia anymore. They'll just get stuck in the wardrobe. 

2 hours ago, Big Woodrows said:

Semi-related to Texas:

 

Utah State wouldn't take him back?

From Texas, to USC, to FAU. Yikes. 

I guess Orlando should just be happy he got another chance with USC. 

No surprise but GP now officially official

14 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

No surprise but GP now officially official

https://247sports.com/college/texas/Article/Texas-Longhorns-football-former-TCU-coach-Gary-Patterson-officially-joins-program-as-special-assistant-to-Steve-Sarkisian-180276177/

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Texas has finally made the worst-kept secret over the past month official: Former TCU coach Gary Patterson is joining the Texas football program as a special assistant to head coach Steve Sarkisian.

Texas made a job posting nearly two weeks ago outlining the special assistant's role is to help with “projects assigned by the head football coach … assist with the overall practice and game-day preparation, statistical analysis and video analysis of opposing teams … and assist with self-scouting of offensive, defensive and special teams schemes.”

The posting said the earliest start date would be (Saturday) Jan. 16. Patterson has been at work at Texas all week this week and was spotted at Texas' basketball game against Kansas State on Tuesday wearing Longhorn gear.

Processing Patterson's paperwork to make his hire official took more time than expected. But Patterson has been at UT’s 6:30 am offseason workouts, helping to evaluate UT’s 2023 recruiting targets ahead of this weekend’s Junior Day and anything else Sarkisian asks him about for input.

Sources close to the situation told Horns247 Patterson met Friday, Jan. 7, with Sarkisian and the UT coaching staff, toured the Longhorns’ football complex in the south end of DKR and had a productive, positive meeting.

Patterson, who turns 62 on Feb. 13, was the head coach at TCU for 21 years with a record of 181-79, winning six conference championships, before being let go when the Horned Frogs fell to 3-5 following a loss to Kansas State on Oct. 30. TCU finished the 2021 season 5-7 and hired SMU coach Sonny Dykes to replace Patterson.

Patterson has long been considered one of the best defensive minds in college football and knows Texas defensive coordinator Pete Kwiatkowski from their days competing against each other when TCU was in the Mountain West and Kwiatkowski was at Boise State under Chris Petersen. Kwiatkowski was the defensive line coach at Boise State when the Broncos defeated TCU 17-10 in the Fiesta Bowl capping the 2009 season when the Horned Frogs finished 12-1.

Patterson, however, brings more to the Texas football program than expertise on defense or how to scout Big 12 opponents. Patterson has an excellent working knowledge of how the Texas program works, including booster involvement, thanks to his wife, Kelsey, who worked for former UT athletic director DeLoss Dodds when she was a student at Texas.

Kelsey then went on to work for Lincoln Properties, a highly successful real estate company run by Texas booster Bill Duval.

Gary Patterson also still has a close relationship with Texas athletic director Chris Del Conte, who served as Patterson’s athletic director at TCU from 2009-17. That stretch included a 13-0 season in 2010 (capped by a Rose Bowl win over Wisconsin), two 12-1 seasons as well as the Horned Frogs transition to the Big 12 in 2012.

In other words, depending on how the Sarkisian-Patterson relationship develops, Patterson could serve as a quasi-general manager for Sarkisian in assisting with athletic department matters, booster relations and much more than just football.

Patterson told Horns247 on Tuesday he would like to be for Sarkisian what former Arizona and Hawaii head coach Dick Tomey was for Mack Brown.

When Mack Brown brought Tomey in as a one-year consultant in 2004, Tomey helped transform the Texas program from the inside as much as Vince Young was helping change the perception of the Texas program from the outside leading up to UT’s national title run in 2005.


 

 

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22 hours ago, closetohumping said:

You don’t want to see what they’d do to a guy like me in prison

You'd have to change your handle to closethumping

22 hours ago, closetohumping said:

You don’t want to see what they’d do to a guy like me in prison

Username checks out.

You don’t want to see what they’d do to a guy like me in prison

Maybe if you change your user name to “pleasedonthumpme”, you’d be ok.

So, not even a press release. Just Bianco replying to emails about it. Wonder if this was a GP request, for some reason.

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1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Thumbs up, really. Get the fuck out of here with that shit

8 hours ago, Jamaal.25 said:

You'd have to change your handle to closethumping

Not sure if this is supposed to be read as closet-humping, or close-thumping.  Works either way I suppose.

3 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

This is the problem with fuckin aggies.  No class.  This guy is a houston/lufkin bumpkin that can get past his own red ass to support his kids looking to connect with P5 school.  

4 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

This is the problem with fuckin aggies.  No class.  This guy is a houston/lufkin bumpkin that can get past his own red ass to support his kids looking to connect with P5 school.  

Yeah, but they never ever lie or cheat, right?

9 hours ago, TheAuditor said:

This is the problem with fuckin aggies.  No class.  This guy is a houston/lufkin bumpkin that can get past his own red ass to support his kids looking to connect with P5 school.  

Appears a 👍🏻 is just the school’s hand sign.  

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Nvm. Didn’t realize this was Haynes King’s dad. Fuck him.

Somebody needs to call Jenny on that group. More Chins than a Chinese phone book.

Speaking of phone book, if anyone wishes to call Jenny, I'll save you the trouble of looking up her number. It's 867-5309.

1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

Somebody needs to call Jenny on that group. More Chins than a Chinese phone book.


Thats some quality racism 

2 hours ago, 40acredropout said:

Appears a 👍🏻 is just the school’s hand sign.  

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3 hours ago, 40acredropout said:

Appears a 👍🏻 is just the school’s hand sign.  

 

Probably became the hand sign in 2004 when he got the HC job.  

ddp  

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On 1/20/2022 at 6:30 AM, MoJames said:

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3 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

This should be getting way more love. Fucking made me snort 

I see your Ghost and raise you a better Twilight ending.

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2 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

 

Looks like he was an intern at Montana State last year. Played at Washington as a walk on in 2010 and 2011.

10 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Looks like he was an intern at Montana State last year. Played at Washington as a walk on in 2010 and 2011.

We're in business now, motherfuckers. 

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

We're in business now, motherfuckers. 

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37 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Looks like he was an intern at Montana State last year. Played at Washington as a walk on in 2010 and 2011.

And y'all tried to tell me Choate couldn't recruit.

1 hour ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

 

Went down a rabbit hole on after clicking Langi's twitter which lead me to this...

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Interesting - Carter was supposedly the sticking point in Sark's talks with Barry Odom last year

 

15 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

Interesting - Carter was supposedly the sticking point in Sark's talks with Barry Odom last year

 

And the players apparently hate Carter at Arkansas. It’s why they had several DB’s transfer this offseason. Sark may have actually made the right call in that being the sticking point for Odom.

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