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22 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

The ideal number of views for a video of Brian Kelly grinding on me would be less than 0.

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22 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

The ideal number of views for a video of Brian Kelly grinding on me would be less than 0.


Fuck that. If you gotta take the abuse you might as well get paid. Gotta think like a hooker, not a sloot. That shit would be on onlyfans

2 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

LMAO @texifornia

 

You love to see it.

Though I think @satyanash was actually harsher on the setup than me, if I remember right.

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

You love to see it.

Though I think @satyanash was actually harsher on the setup than me, if I remember right.

Whats he talking about specifically? The big Pottery Barn lightbulb letters?

Just now, Constant said:

Whats he talking about specifically? The big Pottery Barn lightbulb letters?

I'm guessing that's it. Though the absurd ballon setup that we blamed on Taylor Searels has seemed to also have spread around CFB this year, including OU, so maybe that as well?

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I'm guessing that's it. Though the absurd ballon setup that we blamed on Taylor Searels has seemed to also have spread around CFB this year, including OU, so maybe that as well?

It’s a copycat league. OU did the letters too. 
 

 

23 minutes ago, Constant said:

It’s a copycat league. OU did the letters too. 
 

 

my issue is the Texas setup lights looked like what you would see at a high school prom in a barn

these look custom/purchased for the specific look and reason.

the fact that Texas HAD NO FACILITY TO TAKE PHOTOS should have been a red flag so fucking large that even Steve Patterson could have seen it and fixed it.

3 minutes ago, NoName said:

my issue is the Texas setup lights looked like what you would see at a high school prom in a barn

these look custom/purchased for the specific look and reason.

the fact that Texas HAD NO FACILITY TO TAKE PHOTOS should have been a red flag so fucking large that even Steve Patterson could have seen it and fixed it.

They were rebuilding the SEZ at the time. They have one now.

5 minutes ago, NoName said:

my issue is the Texas setup lights looked like what you would see at a high school prom in a barn

these look custom/purchased for the specific look and reason.

the fact that Texas HAD NO FACILITY TO TAKE PHOTOS should have been a red flag so fucking large that even Steve Patterson could have seen it and fixed it.

You do realize that there was a $200 million project, that wasn't quite finished in time for lots of last year's photo shoots, right? 

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If we would have had the proper photoshoot setup we would have for sure signed a top 3 class!!!!!

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On 1/29/2022 at 12:25 PM, Doc Reeves said:


Come on man, that’s not true. Lots of people still think Taylor Swift songs are cool

My 6 year old and I listen to Taylor swift for 30 minutes every Friday morning in the school parking lot while she eats a donut. It’s her favorite thing in the world. 
I must confess, I actually kind of like shake it off.

18 minutes ago, texifornia said:

They were rebuilding the SEZ at the time. They have one now.

 

17 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

You do realize that there was a $200 million project, that wasn't quite finished in time for lots of last year's photo shoots, right? 

yes, i am quite aware. my point was more why did the place they ended up shooting in look that rough - did they have an actual "home", no but could they have had a better location? sure seems that way?

18 minutes ago, texifornia said:

They were rebuilding the SEZ at the time. They have one now.

 

17 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

You do realize that there was a $200 million project, that wasn't quite finished in time for lots of last year's photo shoots, right? 

 

7 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

If we would have had the proper photoshoot setup we would have for sure signed a top 3 class!!!!!

This is all true. Having said that, does anyone here think that Saban and more to the point his support staff would've had some shit that looked like it was from San Saba's Prom for their recruiting purposes? The transitive state of the end zone project should be irrelevant to the discussion because the support staff should be held to a championship level - no different than the coaching staff. Was it a big deal in the whole scheme of things? No, it's just some photo bullshit - but the precedent of "good enough" within the program is not acceptable, imo. 

It's a nonsense "problem" but this is how large orgs fail -- it's attestation of mediocrity. 

 

 

7 minutes ago, NoName said:

 

yes, i am quite aware. my point was more why did the place they ended up shooting in look that rough - did they have an actual "home", no but could they have had a better location? sure seems that way?

Matt Lange is about to drop in here and scorch your ass. 

On 1/29/2022 at 11:13 AM, cafe society said:

I'll see your Franz Liszt and raise you an Igor Stravinksky.  ( Yeah, I know, Tex, not the same)

Lizst? Stravinsky? That's not even proper music! Listen to Haydn, or get to hidin'

5 minutes ago, golfclap said:

This is all true. Having said that, does anyone here think that Saban and more to the point his support staff would've had some shit that looked like it was from San Saba's Prom for their recruiting purposes? The transitive state of the end zone project should be irrelevant to the discussion because the support staff should be held to a championship level - no different than the coaching staff. Was it a big deal in the whole scheme of things? No, it's just some photo bullshit - but the precedent of "good enough" within the program is not acceptable, imo. 

It's a nonsense "problem" but this is how large orgs fail -- it's attestation of mediocrity. 

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3 hours ago, texifornia said:

I'm guessing that's it. Though the absurd ballon setup that we blamed on Taylor Searels has seemed to also have spread around CFB this year, including OU, so maybe that as well?

Ms. Searels revolutionized college football.

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19 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

My 6 year old and I listen to Taylor swift for 30 minutes every Friday morning in the school parking lot while she eats a donut. It’s her favorite thing in the world. 
I must confess, I actually kind of like shake it off.


I was listening to Katie Perry with my 4.5yo. The other morning. She was getting down and I thought it was cute so I sing along until “…skinny dipping in the dark….wait…menage a trois? FUCK. I don’t think I’ve ever actually listened to this song…” 

Marion must be a big hit with the recruits because I don’t understand most of his tweets. 

21 minutes ago, LarryMoeSurly said:

Marion must be a big hit with the recruits because I don’t understand most of his tweets. 

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Man you guys are really out of fucking touch. The balloon garlands, the lights, and the 360 video booths are whats in these days. You can find them at damn near every social event at this point.

8 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

Man you guys are really out of fucking touch. The balloon garlands, the lights, and the 360 video booths are whats in these days. You can find them at damn near every social event at this point.

Surly posters are going to sneak their daughters in to admire the setup. "She dug the cracker barrel vibe and I just went along with it!"

1 hour ago, SarkAfterDark said:

Man you guys are really out of fucking touch. The balloon garlands, the lights, and the 360 video booths are whats in these days. You can find them at damn near every social event at this point.

Wait till you see #23Effect

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4 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

My 6 year old and I listen to Taylor swift for 30 minutes every Friday morning in the school parking lot while she eats a donut. It’s her favorite thing in the world. 
I must confess, I actually kind of like shake it off.

Paging @texifornia

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

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I also salute much of Taylor Swift's catalog. The haters are just Mean, tex. Shake it off.

3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I also salute much of Taylor Swift's catalog. The haters are just Mean, tex. Shake it off.

Are you saying you have a blank space for Texifornia?

Oh shit a Taylor Swift tangent...engage thermal flares

Best donuts in Austin - Mrs J's. fight me.

Lizst? Stravinsky? That's not even proper music! Listen to Haydn, or get to hidin'



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16 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:


I was listening to Katie Perry with my 4.5yo. The other morning. She was getting down and I thought it was cute so I sing along until “…skinny dipping in the dark….wait…menage a trois? FUCK. I don’t think I’ve ever actually listened to this song…” 

They played that song at the Father/Daughter Girl Scouts dance one year. I hadn’t paid attention to lyrics either until then. 

10 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Are you saying you have a blank space for Texifornia?

Ion know, but he definitely has a list of Starbucks lovers.

11 hours ago, dcar00 said:

Oh shit a Taylor Swift tangent...engage thermal flares

Best donuts in Austin - Mrs J's. fight me.

I don’t know why you’re choosing to fight. 
This is not a hot take. Lol. 

1 hour ago, theaveragejon said:

I don’t know why you’re choosing to fight. 
This is not a hot take. Lol. 


Just one more example of our infighting and lack of consensus 

 

13 hours ago, dcar00 said:

Oh shit a Taylor Swift tangent...engage thermal flares

Best donuts in Austin - Mrs J's. fight me.

S&H by a mile

1 hour ago, Jabberwocky said:

 

Given that he grew up playing high school football in 80s Queens, his rap oldies collection is probably extensive and pretty legit.

14 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Cristobal hired Kevin Steele as DC.

Is Steele gonna try and usurp him?

Someone asked where he was going, the Bend is LIT 🔥

14 hours ago, taybo20 said:

Is Steele gonna try and usurp him?

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5 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Someone asked where he was going, the Bend is LIT 🔥

i am interested in it as well.  My qualifications include having never lost a game I coached at the collegiate level, and watched Kevin James play Sean Payton.

You could set your watch to Tim Brewster's agent leaking info to get him a raise.

Has Tim Brewster now worked for about 30 teams? 

18 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Has Tim Brewster now worked for about 30 teams? 

"No but he could have" - Tim Brewster's Agent

12 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Good ole fucking ASU getting hammered and we got aggy out here buying people 😂!

as long as the bags aren't delivered during the dead period you are golden!

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