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20 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Good ole fucking ASU getting hammered and we got aggy out here buying people 😂!

I guess neither Herm nor Antonio has a ranch where these things can be done sub rosa.

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  • Too bad. Your motto could be 'Only my mom has gotten more dudes off.'

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    Does their off-season routine involve tying women to train tracks?

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    “OMG I can’t believe Sark isn’t going to do anything about the defense. He’s having a good offseason but he needs to address that side of the ball” *Brings in Gary Patterson* ”Wait, don’t ad

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4 minutes ago, cafe society said:

I guess neither Herm nor Antonio has a ranch where these things can be done sub rosa.

WTF do subs and roses have to do with anything?!

 

2 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

WTF do subs and roses have to do with anything?!

 

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I'll admit that Coach Marion has been the most interesting coach at Texas that I have ever followed, so he has that going for him.

1 minute ago, Texas Wahoo said:

 

 

Hey Nick, I know where you can get a DC quick and easy like!

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Was thinking Saban was going to try and process him anyways…

Way harder to do that now with a pending DUI

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47 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

 

 

This man's a drinker? No way.

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Shouldn't be driving through Brookside...

2 minutes ago, Jabberwocky said:

Dammit. Somebody please point out to him the shelf in the grocery store with Community coffee on it 

17 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

 

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At least Pittsburgh doesn't shut down in that weather (unless another bridge falls down, but that's a whole 'nother thing).

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

At least Pittsburgh doesn't shut down in that weather (unless another bridge falls down, but that's a whole 'nother thing).

An ex with ALS wrote…

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So it’s not perfect. 

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7 minutes ago, Jabberwocky said:

 

Translation: Demas, you know you done fucked up, right?

1 minute ago, Fondren & Main said:

Translation: Demas, you know you done fucked up, right?

Well, Jimbo has real routes and concepts. A whole War & Peace worth of them. And you have to memorize them all to get on the field so you can go block for the TE.

This is more for the Air Raid-y spread systems I'd imagine where the WR just has to run in a straight line really fast.

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I think it is so damn refreshing to have a position coach that uses every platform available to network and recruit.

On 1/28/2022 at 7:53 PM, Jabberwocky said:

 

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh this is what he's going for. I like it!

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Well, Jimbo has real routes and concepts. A whole War & Peace worth of them. And you have to memorize them all to get on the field so you can go block for the TE.

This is more for the Air Raid-y spread systems I'd imagine where the WR just has to run in a straight line really fast.

Sounds like he's taking aim at Lebby's Veer & Shoot at OU. He knows Cozart is gonna commit to them in half an hour.

5 hours ago, Atticus said:

Sounds like he's taking aim at Lebby's Veer & Shoot at OU. He knows Cozart is gonna commit to them in half an hour.

Yup. Hasn't stopped the aggyverse from angrily thinking big brother is talking about them, obviously.

10 hours ago, texifornia said:

Yup. Hasn't stopped the aggyverse from angrily thinking big brother is talking about them, obviously.

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247 reporting they are hearing rumors David Cutcliffe is joining the staff as an analyst.

3 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

247 reporting they are hearing rumors David Cutcliffe is joining the staff as an analyst.

Knowing the history of a certain family, this can also go in the 2023 thread.

Lol, checking that thread and Mueller Horn was all over it

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9 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

247 reporting they are hearing rumors David Cutcliffe is joining the staff as an analyst.

sweet.  makebit happen Sark.

2 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

247 reporting they are hearing rumors David Cutcliffe is joining the staff as an analyst.

That would be sweet AF. 

Tell Milwee to pound sand and make him QB coach.

7 minutes ago, The Gimp said:

Tell Milwee to pound sand and make him QB coach.

I think this is more of easy cover for when after next year someone comes for Milwee to be an OC and we don’t really want to share roles with Flood.

Taking what he learned from Sark and implementing it somewhere else  is the only way he is going to prove he has the ability to keep climbing the ladder.

Solid idea all around in truth. 

This is the Saban way. Fill up your analysts with former Head coaches that can take over and maintain continuity should your assistants get poached.

59 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

This is the Saban way. Fill up your analysts with former Head coaches that can take over and maintain continuity should your assistants get poached.

"wait, what about me???"

Sincerely,

Andre Coleman

4 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

247 reporting they are hearing rumors David Cutcliffe is joining the staff as an analyst.

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1 hour ago, Ravishing Rick said:

"wait, what about me???"

Sincerely,

Andre Coleman

 Darwin award before he could get poached. Strapped a rocket to a cougar and then tried to fuck it before ignition.

16 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Strapped a rocket to a cougar and then tried to fuck it before ignition.


 

In my time we called that the ‘ol Chester Cheetah  

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16 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

 Darwin award before he could get poached. Strapped a rocket to a cougar and then tried to fuck it before ignition.

....what kind of cougar?  Mercury Cougar?

I like the Saban model of picking up former head coach analysts. I am also going to laugh when one of them takes Sark’s job. 

9 hours ago, Hank Scorpio said:

I like the Saban model of picking up former head coach analysts. I am also going to laugh when one of them takes Sark’s job. 

I think he will get the defensive coordinator figured out. It may be a bumpy ride, though.

7 minutes ago, Bevo said:

I think he will get the defensive coordinator figured out. It may be a bumpy ride, though.

Bumpy ride as in being forced to fire PK mid season and to promote GP from within… probably 

32 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

Bumpy ride as in being forced to fire PK mid season and to promote GP from within… probably 

Yep, that is what I'm thinking. I just don't get how PK did so well in the Pac: We did have a lot of shitty players on our D, though. Foster not trying, above average corners. Horribad linebackers and no edge guys. Unfortunately, until we get Mathis and a linebacker and a safety we are looking at more of the same from a personnel standpoint.

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Chris Hummer, 247 National Writer:

There's a "good possibility" former Duke head coach David Cutcliffe joins Texas' staff in an off-field capacity, a source tells 247Sports. 

The 67-year-old Cutcliffe retired from Duke on Nov. 28 following a 14-year run as the program's head coach. If Cutcliffe does join the Longhorn staff it would likely be in a role as senior offensive analyst.

Best known for his quarterback development, Cutcliffe has produced a quartet of first-round quarterbacks in his career. That list of course includes Peyton and Eli Manning; Cutcliffe was Peyton's offensive coordinator at Tennessee and was Eli's head coach at Ole Miss. 

That connection could give Texas a big bump with Peyton and Eli's nephew, Arch Manning, the No. 1 overall recruit in the 2023 class. Arch visited Texas last June. The Longhorns are in the thick of it for Arch along with Alabama, Georgia and Ole Miss, according to 247Sports Director of Recruiting Steve Wiltfong. 

Texas head coach Steve Sarkisian has been aggressive in adding experience to his staff this offseason. Last month Texas announced long-time TCU head coach Gary Patterson would join the Longhorns as special assistant to the head coach. Combined, Patterson and Cutcliffe would have 43 years of head coaching experience.

Cutcliffe is responsible for the two winningest seasons in Blue Devils history. He's the only Duke head coach since 1960 to have Duke ranked in a postseason AP Poll. 

 

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14 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

This is the Saban way. Fill up your analysts with former Head coaches that can take over and maintain continuity should your assistants get poached.

While I think one would be hard pressed in arguing that David Cutcliffe would be anything less than a home run hire as a position coach. He is 67 years old and likely would rather just be an analyst and talent evaluator for the rest of the year. My dream scenario if Millwee moves on next year would be for Todd Dodge to be the next QB coach. He told FCB that his plan is to take this ‘22 year off and then become a college QB coach starting in ‘23. 

4 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

While I think one would be hard pressed in arguing that David Cutcliffe would be anything less than a home run hire as a position coach. He is 67 years old and likely would rather just be an analyst and talent evaluator for the rest of the year. My dream scenario if Millwee moves on next year would be for Todd Dodge to be the next QB coach. He told FCB that his plan is to take this ‘22 year off and then become a college QB coach starting in ‘23. 

Sark will always be the QB coach at Texas, as long as he remains the coach. 

2 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

Sark will always be the QB coach at Texas, as long as he remains the coach. 

Yes, but when you're the QB coach, playcaller, chief recruiter, and your OC is really just coaching the o-line, somebody has to be in the booth telling you what they see on the field and run the QB drills.  

3 minutes ago, bejezuz said:

Yes, but when you're the QB coach, playcaller, chief recruiter, and your OC is really just coaching the o-line, somebody has to be in the booth telling you what they see on the field and run the QB drills.  

He would certainly add to the portal game. He has been one of the best at bringing in transfers in Texas for over a decade

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25 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

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Chris Hummer, 247 National Writer:

There's a "good possibility" former Duke head coach David Cutcliffe joins Texas' staff in an off-field capacity, a source tells 247Sports. 

The 67-year-old Cutcliffe retired from Duke on Nov. 28 following a 14-year run as the program's head coach. If Cutcliffe does join the Longhorn staff it would likely be in a role as senior offensive analyst.

Best known for his quarterback development, Cutcliffe has produced a quartet of first-round quarterbacks in his career. That list of course includes Peyton and Eli Manning; Cutcliffe was Peyton's offensive coordinator at Tennessee and was Eli's head coach at Ole Miss. 

That connection could give Texas a big bump with Peyton and Eli's nephew, Arch Manning, the No. 1 overall recruit in the 2023 class. Arch visited Texas last June. The Longhorns are in the thick of it for Arch along with Alabama, Georgia and Ole Miss, according to 247Sports Director of Recruiting Steve Wiltfong. 

Texas head coach Steve Sarkisian has been aggressive in adding experience to his staff this offseason. Last month Texas announced long-time TCU head coach Gary Patterson would join the Longhorns as special assistant to the head coach. Combined, Patterson and Cutcliffe would have 43 years of head coaching experience.

Cutcliffe is responsible for the two winningest seasons in Blue Devils history. He's the only Duke head coach since 1960 to have Duke ranked in a postseason AP Poll. 

 

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