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Fuck ctj, fuck cutcliffe (whoever that is), fuck spanish avocados, fuck CBs, fuck the brocks, fuck the blond chick with the leg tattoo.

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1 hour ago, Theo Aquacates said:

Apparently so. Good little online scrap today, boys!🤘🏼 Next time I’ll make sure to finish the autobiography of every single college coach before posing a question. 

 

16 minutes ago, Theo Aquacates said:

Ctj’s little yes men minions are out to serve their dear leader. Fucking pathetic from a bunch of grown ass men. 

Hahahahahahaha...

oh my... you hear that, @closetojumping? Apparently we're your minions, now! lol

17 minutes ago, Theo Aquacates said:

Ctj’s little yes men minions are out to serve their dear leader. Fucking pathetic from a bunch of grown ass men. 

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1 hour ago, Theo Aquacates said:

Ok, ctj or whoever the fuck you are. Enjoy feeling like a badass in a thread full of 50 year old dads. I’m sure if I saw you in person you’d scurry away like the keyboard warrior you are. 

Son???

Some of you dumb fuckers clearly didn’t read my original post where I posed the question. Nothing cunty about it until that douche wanted to give me lip. Sorry I’m not aware of a coach that was Peyton Manning’s OC before I was even born. 
To ally your fears, there is literally zero downside to adding Cutcliffe to the staff, and it could possibly (no guarantee) help us land Arch. Thats it, nothing more, nothing less.
1 hour ago, Theo Aquacates said:

Enjoy feeling like a badass in a thread full of 50 year old dads.

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1 hour ago, Theo Aquacates said:

Enjoy feeling like a badass in a thread full of 50 year old dads

I’ll have you know most of my baby mommas don’t even know who I really am

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1 hour ago, Theo Aquacates said:

Ok, ctj or whoever the fuck you are. Enjoy feeling like a badass in a thread full of 50 year old dads. I’m sure if I saw you in person you’d scurry away like the keyboard warrior you are. 

Some of us are dad’s in our 40’s, you fucking cunt. 

I haven’t seen the board this united against one asshole since Carl got kicked out of the group chat.  Great stuff, well worth the price of admission.

53 minutes ago, Theo Aquacates said:

My dude, what the fuck are you even talking about??😂 I just stated the fact that I am unfamiliar with this coach. How does that make me proud of my ignorance? I posed the damn question to get more information on a coach I know nothing about. 

My dude!?  Gentlemen, we’ve found Tate Martell! 

1 hour ago, Theo Aquacates said:

Make sure to keep checking in on those “sources” you have, you fucking loser. 

Just take the fucking loss, pussy

28 minutes ago, ousux said:
2 hours ago, Theo Aquacates said:
Some of you dumb fuckers clearly didn’t read my original post where I posed the question. Nothing cunty about it until that douche wanted to give me lip. Sorry I’m not aware of a coach that was Peyton Manning’s OC before I was even born. 

To ally your fears, there is literally zero downside to adding Cutcliffe to the staff, and it could possibly (no guarantee) help us land Arch. Thats it, nothing more, nothing less.

This might have been the most informative post yet. Thanks for that. 

21 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

I’ll have you know most of my baby mommas don’t even know who I really am

well hello there Bill Cosby

6 minutes ago, Atticus said:

Just take the fucking loss, pussy

If he doesn't know who Cutcliffe is, do you think gets this reference?

@Theo Aquacates Sam Ehlinger said this to Kyler Murray after UT beat OU in the 2018 RRR. It was Murray's first loss in forever. OU returned the favor in the conference championship game.

2 minutes ago, quigley said:

If he doesn't know who Cutcliffe is, do you think gets this reference?

@Theo Aquacates Sam Ehlinger said this to Kyler Murray after UT beat OU in the 2018 RRR. It was Murray's first loss in forever. OU returned the favor in the conference championship game.

That might have been before Theo was born.

Hahaha holy shit I hadn’t followed the thread today and didn’t realize Theo Aquacock had brought this entire board together in cooperation like we haven’t seen in years. 18 negs, 11 negs, 15 negs. He’s gonna crowdsource himself out in no time. Great stuff. 

2 minutes ago, CoachTex said:

That might have been before Theo was born.

Precocious, and probably past bedtime.

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Sir, is this your way of challenging me to a fight? If you want to go to fisticuffs, fine. I've got Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary waiting for you, right here.

The bubble toes dude?

2 minutes ago, Bevo said:

The bubble toes dude?

Theo's sock confirmed. 

1 hour ago, MoJames said:

Fuck ctj, fuck cutcliffe (whoever that is), fuck spanish avocados, fuck CBs, fuck the brocks, fuck the blond chick with the leg tattoo.

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I can only wish 🤞 

9 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Hahaha holy shit I hadn’t followed the thread today and didn’t realize Theo Aquacock had brought this entire board together in cooperation like we haven’t seen in years. 18 negs, 11 negs, 15 negs. He’s gonna crowdsource himself out in no time. Great stuff. 

I’m like Herb Brooks; hate me so you have less time to hate each other. Beat the damn Soviets!🤘🏼

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2 minutes ago, Theo Aquacates said:

I’m like Herb Brooks; hate me so you have less time to hate each other. Beat the damn Soviets!🤘🏼

But would hating you help us unite, given how much the world of geopolitics has changed since then? Just asking a simple question here. And who the fuck is Herb Brooks? I'm going to act like an ass and demand you answer my simple questions rather than be buggered to spend the ten seconds it would take to Google it. After you call me out on my stupidity, I'll then double-down and triple-down on my stupidity until people are just negging every post I make just to get rid of me.

5 minutes ago, CoachTex said:

Theo's sock confirmed. 

I don't think Theo is a smartass. BTW, the boxer was born in Galveston, not too far from ctj's vacation home.

Just now, Bevo said:

I don't think Theo is a smartass. BTW, the boxer was born in Galveston, not too far from ctj's vacation home.

Right. For one thing, there's the "smart" part.

4 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

But would hating you help us unite, given how much the world of geopolitics has changed since then? Just asking a simple question here. And who the fuck is Herb Brooks? I'm going to act like an ass and demand you answer my simple questions rather than be buggered to spend the ten seconds it would take to Google it. After you call me out on my stupidity, I'll then double-down and triple-down on my stupidity until people are just negging every post I make just to get rid of me.

Good one, Bimbo

2 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

What are Soviets?  Just asking questions.  

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Wait around for a few years and you might find out.

46 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Some of us are dad’s in our 40’s, you fucking cunt. 

Now he’s even more sexually aroused. 

8 minutes ago, Bevo said:

I don't think Theo is a smartass. BTW, the boxer was born in Galveston, not too far from ctj's vacation home.

Also first heavyweight champion or the world from Texas.

6 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

What are Soviets?  Just asking questions.  

Don’t know. Those were, like, before my time and shit.

One a separate note, what’s the deal with all this race stuff that’s just started going on in the USA?

13 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

What are Soviets?  Just asking questions.  

Dunno, but they like Georgia football.

1 minute ago, quigley said:

Dunno, but they like Georgia football.

that must be why they call 'em "the reds"

7 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

Don’t know. Those were, like, before my time and shit.

One a separate note, what’s the deal with all this race stuff that’s just started going on in the USA?

Theo's also been trying his hand at political journalism

 

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1 minute ago, immamac said:

This thread delivers

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I love the smell of a good crowdsource in the evening.

5 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

how the fuck is this shit still going on after hours lol

I’m a loudmouth kid. I can fucking talk all day. 

2 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

That is entirely beside the point.  I mean, sure, most times when CTJ whines about someone being "tedious", we all picture him as Ricardo Montalban from Wrath of Khan ranting about how someone tasks him while his second in command / Sydney Carton dutifully braids CTJ's manbun even as he internally questions why he has pledged fealty to the man who would blow up the ship over a petty personal vendetta.

But there are exceptions to every rule, and in this case, he's absolutely right about you.   We all support his efforts to assign you a Chinese government style social credit score based on your posting that would not allow you to eat food, or at least not post about David Cutcliffe anymore.  Your posting is bad, and you should feel bad.

I don’t feel bad because I don’t give a fuck about a thread talking sports. This is entertainment to me, for these other losers it’s all they have left after their third and fourth divorces. 

1 minute ago, longhornmatt said:

I'm starting to think someone's father wasn't a positive role model.

My father was killed in a car accident when I was 6

1 minute ago, Theo Aquacates said:

I’m a loudmouth kid. I can fucking talk all day. 

Let me give you some advice my grandmother gave me as a kid. It is better to be considered a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Good luck with the crowd sourcing.

2 minutes ago, Theo Aquacates said:

I don’t feel bad because I don’t give a fuck about a thread talking sports.

Then why the fuck are you asking about David Cutcliffe? Do you just enjoy getting beaten up?

1 minute ago, CoachTex said:

Let me give you some advice my grandmother gave me as a kid. It is better to be considered a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Good luck with the crowd sourcing.

I’m doing no crowd sourcing. I’ll work my way back. 

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