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2 hours ago, texifornia said:

Well done, team.

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It wasn't until just now seeing this image that I truly appreciated the amazing job Stephen Tobolowsky did with this scene. The head snap, the boggled eyes, the commitment to the fall afterwards. Brilliant stuff.

Anyway... that was fun.

So any news on the new analyst guy, whatever his name is?

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3 hours ago, Tree Fidy said:

When these olds go low, you go lower.

hard to go low when you’re off dying on a hill. 

6 hours ago, Theo Aquacates said:

Ctj’s little yes men minions are out to serve their dear leader. Fucking pathetic from a bunch of grown ass men. 

Ignorant little twat.  We're not minions, we're familiars.

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4 hours ago, cafe society said:

Ignorant little twat.  We're not minions, we're familiars.

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7 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

 

Yes. For the harvest.

 

 

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I was going for a Clemenza line from The Godfather since someone had mentioned going to the mattresses earlier, but damned if a Wicker Man reference isn’t the perfect analogy for how all that played out. Well done. 

7 hours ago, golfclap said:

It’s too bad that stupid fuck didn’t die 6 years and 40 weeks earlier than that.  
 



 

*idgaf if he’s already banned. 

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12 hours ago, MoJames said:

Fuck ctj, fuck cutcliffe (whoever that is), fuck spanish avocados, fuck CBs, fuck the brocks, fuck the blond chick with the leg tattoo.

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who next?

I forgot about this shit and clicked over this morning and … wow. That poor bastard couldn’t stop pulling the bookshelf onto himself. Pretty hilarious to watch unfold. I guess I assumed he’d slink off for a bit and move on. Nope, kept hitting the “kick me” button. 

13 hours ago, Theo Aquacates said:

Ctj’s little yes men minions are out to serve their dear leader. Fucking pathetic from a bunch of grown ass men. 

I like to think of us as Tony Soprano , his crew, and his family. Y’all can fight about who’s who…

44 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

I like to think of us as Tony Soprano , his crew, and his family. Y’all can fight about who’s who…

It’s obvious that Theo is/was Chrissy.

7 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

hard to go low when you’re off dying on a hill. 

words to live by

11 hours ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Who had “not knowing who David Cutcliffe is” as the reason for the next ban?

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11 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I just like that @Horn Dog is continuing to pile dirt on when the guy is already dead and buried

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I couldn’t decide because they both capture the spirit of this place…

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12 hours ago, texifornia said:

I'll be honest, Sopranos season 5 and Chris Beard Texas Basketball aren't always the most riveting second-to-second viewing.

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1 minute ago, Hank Chinaski said:

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Johnny Sac is cool. I'm already invested in enough football players' college choices that I do not give a fuck whether AJ Soprano goes to Ramapo or Arizona State.

17 hours ago, Theo Aquacates said:

Ok, ctj or whoever the fuck you are. Enjoy feeling like a badass in a thread full of 50 year old dads. I’m sure if I saw you in person you’d scurry away like the keyboard warrior you are. 

if that IS your real name...  seems sus

9 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

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you've got to be kidding me....

On 2/7/2022 at 8:55 PM, Rimbo said:

And you keep falling for it! You're the Charlie Brown to my Lucy Van Pelt. You keep trying to kick the ball, and I keep pulling it away. Every time. 🤣🤣🤣

Wait a minute... that cunt Lucy had a last name? Am I going to get crowd sourced for not knowing that? 

1 minute ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Wait a minute... that cunt Lucy had a last name? Am I going to get crowd sourced for not knowing that? 

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On 2/7/2022 at 3:16 PM, Dr. Teeth said:

No Manning at last two stops. Slipping. 

3 Duke QBs to the NFL trumps that.

23 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

More than enough to live off of and not touch that buyout money from TCU.

If he were single, maybe.  I'm sure Kelsey Patterson isn't much different than mine, in that you can't make more than she can spend.  

41 minutes ago, OB3 said:

 


 

So for free. 
 

they should just say ‘free’ it’s way faster

28 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

More than enough to live off of and not touch that buyout money from TCU.

How much will tcu be paying GARE this year ??

4 minutes ago, bejezuz said:

If he were single, maybe.  I'm sure Kelsey Patterson isn't much different than mine, in that you can't make more than she can spend.  

Amen
 

Gotdamn… if spending money were a fucking profession…       

38 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

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‘-Then stop playing with your itchy ass bro’

9 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

Amen
 

Gotdamn… if spending money were a fucking profession…       

*fights the urge to cloak room*

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1 minute ago, LCHorn said:

How do you cloak room that? 

There is a general propensity to spend on one side of the aisle, allegedly. You know, if one were to hypothetically CR.

Now, back to (our) sweaty Gary, before this shit gets out of hand like the torn penis that is the transfer thread.

2 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

How do you cloak room that? 

Let me try:

”Muh politishun spends less money then yer politishun!!!”
 

Is that how the CR dipshits do it?

On 2/8/2022 at 10:02 AM, JesusSweatDuck said:

I just like that @Horn Dog is continuing to pile dirt on when the guy is already dead and buried

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I like a good gang bang...and death means nothing to me. 

20 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

Now, back to (our) sweaty Gary, before this shit gets out of hand like the torn penis that is the transfer thread.


 

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Why is this in the recruiting forum?

 

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4 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:


‘-Then stop playing with your itchy ass bro’

He said itchy, not sticky

6 hours ago, OB3 said:

 

I get a kick out of the fact that TCU is paying their living legend to coach at Texas. We are just footing the bill for his discretionary spending. 😂

9 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

I get a kick out of the fact that TCU is paying their living legend to coach at Texas. We are just footing the bill for his discretionary spending. 😂

'member when we were paying Charlie Strong to tank the USF program?

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