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    Does their off-season routine involve tying women to train tracks?

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Imagine you wake from a 10 year coma and someone shows you that pic and says "one of these guys is HC of UT football, one is a Longhorn analyst, the other head coach for a completely different team...how many get it right?[emoji23]

10 hours ago, Napoleon said:

 

 

 

I can’t help but think . . .

. . . some plumber absolutely earned his money cleaning up the mess left after this golf event. 

 

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Derek Warehime was invited?!

A lot of c cups there
Could be their pituitary gland is producing too much prolactin, therefore, giving them enlarged breast tissue...or it could be moobs.
1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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Don't know shit about S&C,  but I know we were bad ass when Dana was here.  

This has to be a good move. 

On 5/13/2022 at 10:54 AM, ousux said:

Imagine you wake from a 10 year coma and someone shows you that pic and says "one of these guys is HC of UT football, one is a Longhorn analyst, the other head coach for a completely different team...how many get it right?emoji23.png

I feel like I've got pretty good odds considering only 2 are wearing longhorns gear

On 5/13/2022 at 7:06 AM, Post Oak said:

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We talking about those moobs or recruiting evals here?

3 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Wasn't it 1000 degrees yesterday in San Antonio? 

5 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

Wasn't it 1000 degrees yesterday in San Antonio? 

in the shade

1 hour ago, Hornlover said:

Wasn't it 1000 degrees yesterday in San Antonio? 

It's 1000 degrees every day here. 

1 hour ago, Hornlover said:

Wasn't it 1000 degrees yesterday in San Antonio? 

Welcome to South Texas. Just another spring day here.

I ask because Marion is dressed like it's 75-cent pitcher night at Dance Across Texas, not chat with coaches and recruits on an astroturf field when it's 1000 degrees outside. 

33 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

I ask because Marion is dressed like it's 75-cent pitcher night at Dance Across Texas, not chat with coaches and recruits on an astroturf field when it's 1000 degrees outside. 

You don't feel the heat when you've got ice water in your veins. 

Shouldn’t admit this Sark lol. I thought Lane was the OC though?

12 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Shouldn’t admit this Sark lol. I thought Lane was the OC though?

Damn.  

28 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Shouldn’t admit this Sark lol. I thought Lane was the OC though?

And all this time I thought Pete was regarded.

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51 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Shouldn’t admit this Sark lol. I thought Lane was the OC though?

See @closetojumping, and you said sark would never deliver a championship to Texas.

1 hour ago, cochamps said:

And all this time I thought Pete was regarded.

He was. For trusting Sark.

4 minutes ago, Goodman said:

He was. For trusting Sark.

Good point.

6 hours ago, Tex-19 said:

Shouldn’t admit this Sark lol. I thought Lane was the OC though?

Sark was QB coach.

25 minutes ago, The Gimp said:

Sark was QB coach.

Wasn't Norm Chow the OC?

55 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Marion is the f'n best.

1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Can’t believe this guy was a subpar recruiter.
 

At least that one idiot would take him over Marion because he's not tweeting out rhymes. 

7 hours ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

At least that one idiot would take him over Marion because he's not tweeting out rhymes. 

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8 hours ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

At least that one idiot would take him over Marion because he's not tweeting out rhymes. 

Sark’s first staff had/has some real question marks.

3 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

How convenient that he happens to stop in and see Malzahn at UCF the same day Tucker Dorsey the JMU LB is visiting UCF.. .

I looked it up to refresh my memory, Malzahn was OC at Tulsa with Marion in 2007/08, and BM dropped a BM on the opposition, averaging a ridiculous 28.7 yards a reception for his career (83 catches). These numbers are from Wikipedia, so if they are wrong, blame my laziness.

Can’t believe this guy was a subpar recruiter.



When was college football about educating young women?

Coleman was an absolute terrible recruiter and a bad coach as well.  He developed 1 player at KSU a long time ago and somehow managed to get promoted from analyst to our WR coach.  Herman is a damn moron for promoting him and I still question how Sark thought it would be good to retain him but let go someone like Hutzler.

29 minutes ago, Chango said:


When was college football about educating young women?

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7 hours ago, Chango said:


When was college football about educating young women?

When they don't listen the first time?

15 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Old Dirty Bastard!

*Ole Freak Nasty.

But since you mentioned ODB.

 

FWIW, I can totally see Ole Freak Nasty singing these lyrics.

2 hours ago, Scholz said:

Ol Freak Nasty right

Sibling is Old Trapper

 

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