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So I gave Michigan shit for extending Harbaugh. I'll give him props for turning his program around in under 1 season with new staff. Awesome to see Ohio State finally knocked off their perch. 

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Fucking awesome. I’m shocked Mich pulled it out. Fuck Ohio state. 

2 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

If I were the OSU 3rd string qb I would definitely look to transfer closer to home. 

especially after taking a million dollars for my year at osu

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

So OU wins tonight, OkState wins next week, Michigan loses next week, Bama beats Georgia....any other chaos bombs out there left to throw?

Houston over Cincy. 

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Michigan/Cincy vs Georgia for the title would be a great watch 

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Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

@immamac is probably getting enchubbed right now 

He’s def jerking off some dude at the moment 

5 hours ago, immamac said:

Ill be at the game rooting for Michigan. 

 

Who knew "Bearded Jesus" was the key to a Michigan win over suckeyes

HA Ha.  
 

Fuck Ohio, the entire state. 

Guess I can go back to my Indonesian girl video. 

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

McNamara getting so much pussy tonight 

Errbody getting pussy tonight, including the freshman walkon backup longsnapper. 

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

He’s def jerking off some dude at the moment 

Classic immamac.

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

He’s def jerking off some dude at the moment 

Using mcrib sauce as lube

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

He’s def jerking off some dude at the moment 

For a McRib at that. 

I dont recall Fox ( or any other network)   staying this LONG after the clock hits zero in a regular season victory. 

6 hours ago, immamac said:

Ill be at the game rooting for Michigan. 

Seems as if you made the correct choice.

Just now, Blotto said:

Errbody getting pussy tonight, including the freshman walkon backup longsnapper. 

Guys that played for the team 40 years ago getting laid. 

Just now, Blotto said:

Errbody getting pussy tonight, including the freshman walkon backup longsnapper. 

I’d just be telling bitches I’m in the team for a nobber even the fat ones 

I root for Ohio State because of family ties, but man when they lose, I can't help but smile knowing that the hundreds of dipshits who talked crazy shit to me in my Texas jersey and cap after we beat their ass in 2005 are having a very bad Saturday...

Meat-chicken wins ... and a blind hog roots out a fat grub 

6 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

3. Ga/Bama loser

2-loss nonconwinning bammer is not getting in with 1-loss P5 champions still alive in a week

B1G schools love them some seven nation army
Is that real or piped in? So fucking annoying.
12 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Reminds me of the Cotton Bowl in 2005. 

Not as many years pent up as Michigan has, but when we beat U of H in 1990 after three straight ass-whippings by them it had this feel. 

Just now, BearSchlong said:
9 minutes ago, WBT said:
B1G schools love them some seven nation army

Is that real or piped in? So fucking annoying.

I love The White Stripes, but fuck that song is so overplayed at literally every sporting event. It's annoying as fuck. 

4 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Errbody getting pussy tonight, including the freshman walkon backup longsnapper. 

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2 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I dont recall Fox ( or any other network)   staying this LONG after the clock hits zero in a regular season victory. 

Waiting for the post-game fight, which definitely would've happened had Ohio St coaches not shoved players into the locker room.

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I root for Ohio State because of family ties, but man when they lose, I can't help but smile knowing that the hundreds of dipshits who talked crazy shit to me in my Texas jersey and cap after we beat their ass in 2005 are having a very bad Saturday...

That was a long tine ago, they've probably all died of cardiac arrest in the last 16 years

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I love The White Stripes, but fuck that song is so overplayed at literally every sporting event. It's annoying as fuck. 

They made so much money off that song. Global phenomenon. 

2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

2-loss nonconwinning bammer is not getting in with 1-loss P5 champions still alive in a week

You have more faith in the committee than I do. I can see them slobbering a two-loss Bama if they lose <7

Fully expected osu to use their last 2 timeouts when Michigan was taking a knee. Some rivalry 

9 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Close the Uterus, cdc. 

it's real simple - the south end zone is for seniors and grad students - and the cigars pay for their drinks in the club - open bar tab

1 minute ago, quigley said:

Waiting for the post-game fight, which definitely would've happened had Ohio St coaches not shoved players into the locker room.

#25 was raring to go.

11 minutes ago, WBT said:

B1G schools love them some seven nation army

Well, Jack White is from Detroit, so Michigan should be allowed to play it. But that’s it. No other B1G team. 

6 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:
7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Houston over Cincy. 

Good call

Houston played Connecticut.

Just going by the eyeball test and when looking at the season as a whole, let's not count Ohio State out of the top 4 playoff spots just yet.

 

- some playoff committee member, probably

4 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:
13 minutes ago, WBT said:
B1G schools love them some seven nation army

Is that real or piped in? So fucking annoying.

well Jack White is from Michigan so its kind of appropriate for them...the others, not so much.

That was a fun game. Good for Michigan. Football fans everywhere will be happy to watch a CFP without Ohio St.

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Bwahaha fuck Ohio state

3 minutes ago, sith_horn said:

Houston played Connecticut.

They play next week for the AAC title.

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