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Is there any kind of offering that can be made to the football gods so that the pokes can finally win this fucking game?

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Just now, oSuJeff97 said:

No possible way we win.

Michigan won and I don’t think many people thought they would. If ever there was a chance it’s now. Good luck. We are all counting on you. 

19 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Michigan won and I don’t think many people thought they would. If ever there was a chance it’s now. Good luck. We are all counting on you. 

Nope. No possible way. 

That would be so cool to see Gundy’s mullet in the CFP. Not sure how old the mullet is though. 

Before today, Michigan was on a 9 game losing streak to Ohio State. They had only beaten Ohio State twice in 20 years. That is complete and utter domination, but games aren't won on paper. 

Sure, OK State can win today, but they probably won't. OU is deeply in their heads and owns them. 

While it would be nice, there’s no more automatic victory like OU over OSU. It’s so one sided that it is hard to argue that it is actually a rivalry. 

Seeing how we don't need OSU to win, they probably win. 

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43 minutes ago, Dewey said:

Seeing how we don't need OSU to win, they probably win. 

Yeah, but we definitely don’t want OU to win.

Alright pokes. Fuck around and win one. 

Fuck BlowU can never be said enough

OKie St going with their Halloween uniforms.  Seems like those don’t usually work out well for them.

3 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

OKie St going with their Halloween uniforms.  Seems like those don’t usually work out well for them.

When has anything ever worked out well for their program?

There's that cotton bowl defense

i remember when it was fun having a good football team...

OKie St going with their Halloween uniforms.  Seems like those don’t usually work out well for them.

2011 Bedlam unis. We’ll take our chances.
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My uncle is like in nirvana tonite. He can stare at the Okie lite cheerleaders all nite. If Gundy wins he will be ecstatic. If the game starts to suck he can watch the Nash Bridges 20 year reunion movie. He asked my aunt for his glasses because he couldn’t find them and she’s all like why do you need them now you were fine for the Auburn game. He shouldn’t have said the cheerleaders were smoke in earshot. If looks could kill…lol. I love the Holidays. 

I hate caring.  Twenty years of getting fucked every time I’ve cared…except for 2011. 

Tonite feels different. I think y’all win. The CCG is another story. 

3 minutes ago, Homercles said:

I hate caring.  Twenty years of getting fucked every time I’ve cared…except for 2011. 

Y'all got fucked that year, too. Just not by this team. 

8 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

My uncle is like in nirvana tonite. He can stare at the Okie lite cheerleaders all nite. If Gundy wins he will be ecstatic. If the game starts to suck he can watch the Nash Bridges 20 year reunion movie. He asked my aunt for his glasses because he couldn’t find them and she’s all like why do you need them now you were fine for the Auburn game. He shouldn’t have said the cheerleaders were smoke in earshot. If looks could kill…lol. I love the Holidays. 

I only caught the last three minutes and the overtimes of the Alabama/ Auburn game. He should have been in heaven then, too. Whomever was controlling the camera shots was showing nothing but hot college girls. 

Poke's O has come to play. Let's see it their much heralded D can allow for some separation.

2 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

I only caught the last three minutes and the overtimes of the Alabama/ Auburn game. He should have been in heaven then, too. Whomever was controlling the camera shots was showing nothing but hot college girls. 

Oh he noticed them alright but the third whiskey was kicking in…loose lips sink ships. He flipped over from OT after Harsin didn’t go for two and his inner monologue came right out. Very Austin Powers like. It’s over now my aunt is eyeing him. I am trying not to laugh. That would be pouring gasoline on the small fire she is burning with her eyes. She was going to watch the Hallmark Ireland movie in another room. Not anymore. Lmao. There just isn’t any eye candy for her in this game. But she’s not about to let my uncle have too much fun. 

2 hours ago, Dewey said:

Seeing how we don't need OSU to win, they probably win. 

I'll allow it.

Oh Jesus. Already not making crucial plays. 

Just now, ztejas said:

Oh Jesus. Already not making crucial plays. 

Doesn’t help when big 12 refs miss an obvious intentional grounding

So hard to watch ou's o line, it's beyond obvious. 

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