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At some point OU is going to f-up a coaching hire.  Hopefully Riley goes to LSU to give them another chance at fucking it up. 

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  • You might be thinking of me. I got way too drunk earlier this season and was upset, pretty sure I talked some shit on your thread after the Arkansas game. Got a well deserved time out for that. I real

  • You just knew it was going to be a crazy weekend of college football when Texas won.

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12 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Yes yes yes.  And he has zero killer instinct.  He’s also gotten lucky his main rival has been tripping all over their dicks.  I’ll pay for his movers and send a nice thank you card. Good guy.  Just not the guy we need in the SEC.  

Sorry not sorry

 

We talked a lot of shit about the oSu defense. They stepped up this 2nd half!

That first half was something we haven’t seen all year. Don’t know what happened but our DC sure figured it out.
2 minutes ago, quigley said:

I laugh at OU fans who think this. Please go listen to the Saban rant. It applies here too.

In fancy stats (FEI, FPI efficiency rankings, etc), in this DOWN year, OU's offense is top ten. It will rise a little after tonight too.

OU's program is in much better shape going into 2022 than in 2017.

The defense will be better in 2022 because of better talent across the board. The offense will be better because of better RB. Need to get some WR from the portal, and need OG from 2020 and 2021 classes to show out next year.

I’m not saying it’s hopeless.  I’m saying if he gets offered 12M plus we don’t need to match it.  He’s very very good.  He’s not top 3-4 imo…his scheme is not dead, but it’s been figured out to a degree.  
Of course he can win a title.  Look at LSU (and auburn) titles.  He’s as good as those guys and will be in the SEC.  

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Sorry not sorry

 

well of course because that will be one Jimbo "I'm happy where I'm at" Fisher

3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Sorry not sorry

 

 

But he would sound so good ...

5 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Sorry not sorry

 

The next HC will be the guy that coaches the bowl game. He will be the one after that. 

4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Sorry not sorry

 

He isn't going to be LSU corch---- UNTIL he is!  Lulz.

Except for Auburn fucking things up, that was a damn satisfying — and exciting — Saturday of football right there!

6 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Sorry not sorry

 

I heard the Dolphins coach say that once about Alabama. 

This game had more muffs than an copy of Gallery magazine circa 1980, and the commentators want to talk about PI calls?! The kicked lateral was prolly the stupidest thing I have seen on a football field this year, and that is saying a lot with our team being shitastic shortly after the 1H of the RRS.

33 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

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Ask your mom, i gave her one last night.

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12 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 

So is every Red Blooded American. 

I take back everything I said about Gundy and OSU, way to fucking win! 

Good because you were kind of mean.
51 minutes ago, TXRed said:

 ou doesn’t get every single call for once and the commentators immediately bring up suspect officiating. 

Even on that last sack, the OU LT grabs Oliver by the helmet and drags him down. No flag. 

12 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Futureman will fist himself if OU is better in 2022 than they were in 2017.

I think that's given regardless of OU's performance.

28 minutes ago, GTX Horn said:

There’s definitely an interesting dichotomy between this board and ou boards. A lot of them I’ve read are hoping he goes to LSU because they think he’s reached his ceiling and defensive coordinators have figured out his system. After this season, there does seem to be some merit to that line of thinking.

You mean his system of lucking into inheriting NFL ready QBs his first few seasons.

5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Happy Mike Gundy is a trip..:lol at his presser…

 

So you're saying his plans later tonight are, quoting the song, "get drunk and screw"?  Lulz.

NGL, I'd kind of like to see the SEC poach the Pokes from the Shit XII someday.  Although I'm not really sure how it would work...

9 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

In case any of you guys want some more tears to drink ...

 

Props to the OSU Radio Guys.  "Where's that Sooner Magic Now, baby" 

Beautiful.

Funckin-a, man, I approve.,

 

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

 

And when you leave that stadium, you're STILL in the middle of podunk in-the-middle-of-nowhere Stillwater, OK.

 

Glad someone on campus knew where that “best in Oklahoma” jpeg could be located. 

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The lack of self-awareness from any OU fan bitching about the refs is mind bottling.

5 star all world QBs lately

DJ Ukelele - really really sucks 

Spencer Rattler - sucks

Bryce Young - seems pretty damn good

Caleb Williams - sucks 

Quinn Ewers - TBD 

Thats not a great hit rate.

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You just knew it was going to be a crazy weekend of college football when Texas won.

31 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

College football final will be worth watching once the Bama segment is fucking over.

Talk about coaches that play not to lose. Once your running back was dumb enough to not stay inbounds killing time is not priority one it is getting the first down. With the entire bama defense on the line the eunuch coach calls a running play.

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3 minutes ago, Deej said:

You just knew it was going to be a crazy weekend of college football when Texas won.

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Congrats pokes, you guys did the lords work tonight

39 minutes ago, GTX Horn said:

There’s definitely an interesting dichotomy between this board and ou boards. A lot of them I’ve read are hoping he goes to LSU because they think he’s reached his ceiling and defensive coordinators have figured out his system. After this season, there does seem to be some merit to that line of thinking.

The Grass is always greener.... They have no Idea how good they have it.

They need to take a close look at all their their neighbor states. They are one fired coach away from being Kansas, Missouri, Arkansas, Nebraska, Colorado, or New Mexico.    

Who are they going to get that is better than Riley?  1 or 2 bad seasons in a row and they will be back to being a 2nd or 3rd tier football school.

 

Was he the poke fan who was talking shit not too long ago? Maybe crowdsourced?

I can’t see that being him.
32 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

At some point OU is going to f-up a coaching hire.  Hopefully Riley goes to LSU to give them another chance at fucking it up. 

They fucked up plenty between Switzer and Stoops.

Just now, 0xdeadbeef said:

The Grass is always greener.... They have no Idea how good they have it.

Agree with this.

Just now, 0xdeadbeef said:

They need to take a close look at all their their neighbor states. They are one fired coach away from being Kansas, Missouri, Arkansas, Nebraska, Colorado, or New Mexico.    

Don't agree with this. Save Arky maybe. OU is a much better program than most of those schools and enjoys some beneficial geography.

40 minutes ago, PatSolitanojr said:

I got banned today for telling an Ohio state fan to take the loss. I also called him a pussy. 

OSU:Reddit::Fascists:surl.

Back to being?  They’ve been pretty consistently good for 70 years now- with a little down time between switzer and stoops. 

Great game man. I was telling at the TV at one point about how y'all were gonna choke away another one to OU. Glad I was wrong, and I have rarely been so happy in another team's victory. 

I think almost everybody celebrated both of our team’s wins today. Took both to eliminate Ou.
3 minutes ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

The Grass is always greener.... They have no Idea how good they have it.

They need to take a close look at all their their neighbor states. They are one fired coach away from being Kansas, Missouri, Arkansas, Nebraska, Colorado, or New Mexico.    

Who are they going to get that is better than Riley?  1 or 2 bad seasons in a row and they will be back to being a 2nd or 3rd tier football school.

 

Lol.  This is pretty funny.  

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Back to being?  They’ve been pretty consistently good for 70 years now- with a little down time between switzer and stoops. 

Forget it, he’s rolling.  

43 minutes ago, PatSolitanojr said:

I got banned today for telling an Ohio state fan to take the loss. I also called him a pussy. 

They never took the loss when VY and Texas beat their sorry asses in their own house.

4 minutes ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

The Grass is always greener.... They have no Idea how good they have it.

They need to take a close look at all their their neighbor states. They are one fired coach away from being Kansas, Missouri, Arkansas, Nebraska, Colorado, or New Mexico.    

Who are they going to get that is better than Riley?  1 or 2 bad seasons in a row and they will be back to being a 2nd or 3rd tier football school.

 

OU is three hours away from DFW.  Their floor is probably at least five wins based just on talent that they can pull out of Texas.

And I'm not sure UNM has ever been nationally relevant in college football.

Happy Mike Gundy is a trip..:lol at his presser…
 

He’s also not a fan of CNN

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2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Agree with this.

Don't agree with this. Save Arky maybe. OU is a much better program than most of those schools and enjoys some beneficial geography.

Agree to Disagree.  OU has very little going for it other than it's a Winning program.  Arky and New Mexico share a border with Texas, but that hasn't really helped their climb to the top.   If OU falls to earth for 2 year in a row, new High Schools grads won't know them as a winning program.  They stay on to in Recruiting, because that keep winning.  One Fucked Up hire and 2 losing seasons, and they are Nebraska. 

   

OU has gotten soft under Riley. Regardless of his record, they don't steamroll teams like they use to. They were a much scarier foe under Stoops--scared Mack to death multiple times.

8 minutes ago, Harrison Bergeron said:

OSU:Reddit::Fascists:surl.

You're such a pussy.

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1 minute ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

Agree to Disagree.  OU has very little going for it other than it's a Winning program.  Arky and New Mexico share a border with Texas, but that hasn't really helped their climb to the top.   If OU falls to earth for 2 year in a row, new High Schools grads won't know them as a winning program.  They stay on to in Recruiting, because that keep winning.  One Fucked Up hire and 2 losing seasons, and they are Nebraska. 

   

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