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The refs in that aggy/LSU game were bad. 

That 3rd and 2 play referenced above was initially called a first down on 2nd down. They missed the spot by 2 yards. 

When they gave aggy the first down I was confused as hell. 

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Texags getting good mileage out of the tweet. Rumors of him being choked in a crowd or something 

Texags getting good mileage out of the tweet. Rumors of him being choked in a crowd or something 

Which tweet?
3 minutes ago, Handcruser said:


Which tweet?

Calzone telling people to smd 

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4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Texags getting good mileage out of the tweet. Rumors of him being choked in a crowd or something 

Well, he's not a true aggy if he has a problem with choking. Their entire program is built on that.

11 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

Ha ha ha ha
 

Was at a game watching party with my Aggy buddy. He spent the entire Bama game…(wait for it), rooting for Bama to win, because he couldn’t live with knowing his beloved aggy were so close to the SRC title game if Bama lost. “Just one win against Arkansas, ole miss, or miss st, and they’d had a shot to beat Georgia in that Championship game. Can you believe it?!?”

Then while losing, “we’ll at least we aren’t playing some weak KState team at home. Hey other aggys, who would you rather play Texas or LSU at Thanksgiving? Yeah me too, LSU for sure.”

Then while winning, “Man, we were so close to playing Georgia! Let’s go, Ags, get this game finished and let’s go bowling! Where is Texas going again?”

Then after losing to LSU, “Who gives a fuck about some bullshit fucking bowl game. Nobody cares about bowl games anymore. Fuck LSU and the SEC.”

Help me out... I'll be the first to admit that I don't know shit about Twitter. You have Twitter handles and Twitter display names. The latter can be changed whenever you want.

Assuming this is Calzada's Twitter account

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It's pretty clear that whatever account originally posted the SMD tweet is something else. Hell, the "screenshot" doesn't even display the account handle (preceeded by@) so you couldn't verify what unique account even posted it, no?

I'm guessing it was just some butthurt aggy preteen with photoshop, and yet they got everyone riled up. 

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2 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Help me out... I'll be the first to admit that I don't know shit about Twitter. You have Twitter handles and Twitter display names. The latter can be changed whenever you want.

Assuming this is Calzada's Twitter account

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It's pretty clear that whatever account originally posted the SMD tweet is something else. Hell, the "screenshot" doesn't even display the account handle (preceeded by@) so you couldn't verify what unique account even posted it, no?

I'm guessing it was just some butthurt aggy preteen with photoshop, and yet they got everyone riled up. 

Because the SMD thing isn’t on twitter.  That was either Insta or facebook. 

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Because the SMD thing isn’t on twitter.  That was either Insta or facebook. 

Well there ya go. Told ya I don't know shit about social media.

I'm still guessing it has nothing to do with Calzada. 

10 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Riley is out of the CFP, and Aggy won’t play for anything meaningful. Tomorrow could be interesting. 

Well, that's a given every year.

It’s nothing. 18-22 year olds send that type of shit on insta all the time but aggy won’t handle this well because Calzada is their scapegoat. 

Well, that's a given every year.

Not when FDR was president you stupid sip
6 minutes ago, markstanco said:


Not when FDR was president you stupid sip

I should know.

Hey, was trying to find something for my Aggie brother-in-law this morning. He is smart enough to recognize that Leon O'Neal is garbage and I wanted to show him perhaps the quintessential O'Neal two play sequence from last night. I'm pretty sure it was in the fourth quarter. On the first play O'Neal delivered a hit to an LSU player who was already wrapped up and defenseless. O'Neal proceeded to talk shit and walk over the LSU player after the play, ignoring the fact that LSU had gotten a first down as is his standard. On the next play he got run the fuck over by the LSU RB.

Anyone have a full game replay and timestamp for that sequence? It was hilarious.

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13 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Aggy won’t play for anything meaningful

Bro, they play in the SEC and if you don't know that tagline by now that's on you. 

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6 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Hey, was trying to find something for my Aggie brother-in-law this morning. He is smart enough to recognize that Leon O'Neal is garbage and I wanted to show him perhaps the quintessential O'Neal two play sequence from last night. I'm pretty sure it was in the fourth quarter. On the first play O'Neal delivered a hit to an LSU player who was already wrapped up and defenseless. O'Neal proceeded to talk shit and walk over the LSU player after the play, ignoring the fact that LSU had gotten a first down as is his standard. On the next play he got run the fuck over by the LSU RB.

Anyone have a full game replay and timestamp for that sequence? It was hilarious.

Does this help?

 

 


 

6 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Hey, was trying to find something for my Aggie brother-in-law this morning. He is smart enough to recognize that Leon O'Neal is garbage and I wanted to show him perhaps the quintessential O'Neal two play sequence from last night. I'm pretty sure it was in the fourth quarter. On the first play O'Neal delivered a hit to an LSU player who was already wrapped up and defenseless. O'Neal proceeded to talk shit and walk over the LSU player after the play, ignoring the fact that LSU had gotten a first down as is his standard. On the next play he got run the fuck over by the LSU RB.

Anyone have a full game replay and timestamp for that sequence? It was hilarious.

Found it. It was the 3rd quarter. Watch the next two plays.

https://ok.ru/video/2838976793145?fromTime=5355

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

Does this help?

 

 


 

Ha, yeah. That was the second play in the sequence. Classic Leon.

2 hours ago, Blotto said:

Well there ya go. Told ya I don't know shit about social media.

I'm still guessing it has nothing to do with Calzada. 

Sounds like you just have uninformed opinions

15 minutes ago, Terry Silver said:

Leon almost had that tackle. Almost.

The RB is just like Leon’s 1st day draft hopes. 

Sloneal does seem to be the master of the duck down, don't bring your feet, and pray technique

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Does this help?

 

 


 

History repeats itself

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My favorite part of that O'Neal clip might be the o-lineman jumping over him and knocking him down again with his big ass.  🤣

On 11/28/2021 at 10:00 AM, Blotto said:

Well there ya go. Told ya I don't know shit about social media.

I'm still guessing it has nothing to do with Calzada. 

He's since issued an apology, fwiw.  

Posted a variation of this question over in the aggy thread.
Has aggy turned on sloneal?  It seems the combination of his incompetence and mouthiness would’ve gotten him the Mond treatment from redass old army by this point. 

On 11/28/2021 at 9:42 AM, Sgt Hulk said:

Texags getting good mileage out of the tweet. Rumors of him being choked in a crowd or something 

If aggy fans were sucking his dick why was he choking?

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

If aggy fans were sucking his dick why was he choking?

Reminds me of my favorite norm macdonald joke

It’s great how when you do something funny on social media that reveals your true character you get to say that’s not who I am.  Oh, but it is.  

3 hours ago, ajax said:

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The instant karma reminded me of Ryan Hamby in Columbus in 2005. Although this one was obviously not nearly as important. 

On 11/27/2021 at 11:06 PM, blacklab said:

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I missed this Saturday night.  Anybody recall this content?

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Officers reported that Scott was very intoxicated, and arrest documents said Scott had “extremely slurred speech, altered gait and a very strong smell of alcohol on his breath,” while an officer was interviewing him.

This probably describes 90k coonasses in Death Valley that night, too, and Ogre most days by 11 AM. But, the slurred speech part is harder to tell.

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On 11/28/2021 at 2:44 PM, Spider2YBanana said:

What a beautiful season of Schadenfreude it was 

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2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

If aggy fans were sucking his dick why was he choking?

They sucked the air right out of his lungs

 

 

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I think my favorite part of LSU's game winning touchdown, is aggy has a corner who should be playing safety and a safety who should be down in box (or not on the field at all).  And everyone but aggy knows it.

On 11/29/2021 at 6:09 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Drunk Aggy faces multiple charges after slapping a LSU kid at the game.

https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/lsu-football/texas-am-fan-facing-multiple-charges-after-slapping-kid-at-tiger-stadium/


The loser's mugshot:

 

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Reminds me of the ~50 year old aggy that (while with his wife and college-aged daughters) choked the shit out of a Texas student at the 2005 aggy game. He was pissed that they were losing and snapped. The kid had done nothing to him. Once we got his hands off the kid's neck, the nut ran down and out of The Zone and left his family standing there, just as mortified as the rest of us.

The classiest fanbase. Just ask them. 

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4 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Reminds me of the ~50 year old aggy that (while with his wife and college-aged daughters) choked the shit out of a Texas student at the 2005 aggy game. He was pissed that they were losing and snapped. The kid had done nothing to him. Once we got his hands off the kid's neck, the nut ran down and out of The Zone and left his family standing there, just as mortified as the rest of us.

The classiest fanbase. Just ask them. 

Things have probably not turned out well for the aggy family. 

Violent choking is almost entirely confined to fatal domestic attacks on women – while fewer than 1 percent of all homicides result from strangulation, 6 percent of women killed by intimate partners die in this manner, The Post found. It’s also a warning sign. Those who attempt to strangle an intimate partner are far more likely to later commit extreme acts of violence, police and researchers say, and many in law enforcement believe it to be a strong indicator that an abusive relationship could turn fatal.

https://www.familyjusticecenter.org/how-domestic-violence-leads-to-murder-2/

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