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#2853
2 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:
Lincoln Riley has players leaving and is NOW crying about recruiting The “NIL” athlete. #CryOn https://t.co/d3t6L6vHlo

 

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#2854

That's 95% on kev, but he would have never believed it for a second if it was most other coaches. So let's agree to always blame Lincoln Riley at least a little. 

#2855
22 minutes ago, kevwun said:

They told me the short bus was for the cool kids.

You shared rides with many future aggy cadets, right?

#2856
2 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:
Lincoln Riley has players leaving and is NOW crying about recruiting The “NIL” athlete. #CryOn https://t.co/d3t6L6vHlo

 

How does USC not have a top-shelf NIL program? I thought most of those people are well heeled.

#2857
32 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

How does USC not have a top-shelf NIL program? I thought most of those people are well heeled.

There’s too much to do in LA.  I like OU just fine but living in Miami/Chicago I just don’t care that much.  If I stayed in OK (vomit) and had the same amount of money, I’d likely be donating 7 figures plus, but as it stands, I’ve got much better things to do with my money…still donating but to what I consider more worthy causes.  

#2858

It's a front running town.  Spending money before the team is actually good isn't high on the list of priorities.

#2860
3 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:
Lincoln Riley has players leaving and is NOW crying about recruiting The “NIL” athlete. #CryOn https://t.co/d3t6L6vHlo

 

 

#2861
2 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

There’s too much to do in LA.  I like OU just fine but living in Miami/Chicago I just don’t care that much.  If I stayed in OK (vomit) and had the same amount of money, I’d likely be donating 7 figures plus, but as it stands, I’ve got much better things to do with my money…still donating but to what I consider more worthy causes.  

We consider your causes…..more worthy, too. 

#2862
5 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:
Lincoln Riley has players leaving and is NOW crying about recruiting The “NIL” athlete. #CryOn https://t.co/d3t6L6vHlo

 

Where was this when he & OU raided Tenn a few years ago?  Hilarious.

#2863
7 minutes ago, cochamps said:

Where was this when he & OU raided Tenn a few years ago?  Hilarious.

No idea.  OU is a second class citizen in this new world but we can still laugh at USC.  And I’m living vicariously through you guys which doesn't feel nearly as shitty as I thought it would.  ‘Hey, much more of my family is UT vs OU!’

Whatever makes me feel better…

#2864
There’s too much to do in LA.  I like OU just fine but living in Miami/Chicago I just don’t care that much.  If I stayed in OK (vomit) and had the same amount of money, I’d likely be donating 7 figures plus, but as it stands, I’ve got much better things to do with my money…still donating but to what I consider more worthy causes.  

We would prefer you keep spending your money on whores. And posting proof
#2865
3 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

That's 95% on kev, but he would have never believed it for a second if it was most other coaches. So let's agree to always blame Lincoln Riley at least a little. 

He hasn't cried that hard since he got his belly tat.

#2866
17 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

There’s too much to do in LA.  I like OU just fine but living in Miami/Chicago I just don’t care that much.  If I stayed in OK (vomit) and had the same amount of money, I’d likely be donating 7 figures plus, but as it stands, I’ve got much better things to do with my money…still donating but to what I consider more worthy causes.  

Hookers and blow.

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#2872
1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

Rob Ryan introductory presser. This should be interesting. The anti-Lincoln
 

He looks and sounds like a Civil War general on meth

#2873
3 hours ago, ATXbronco said:

Weird how this flew under the radar.
Had no idea this guy dropped all the way down from NFL DC to college "Assistant head coach for defense/linebackers", whatever that is.

 

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3 hours ago, ATXbronco said:

Weird how this flew under the radar.
Had no idea this guy dropped all the way down from NFL DC to college "Assistant head coach for defense/linebackers", whatever that is.

 

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Quite the trajectory.  Should be Briles DC in HS before long.

#2874
On 12/20/2024 at 1:51 PM, ChiTownDoc said:

There’s too much to do in LA.  I like OU just fine but living in Miami/Chicago I just don’t care that much.  If I stayed in OK (vomit) and had the same amount of money, I’d likely be donating 7 figures plus, but as it stands, I’ve got much better things to do with my money…still donating but to what I consider more worthy causes.  

This.  I always mention this as well LA is where celebs can remain anonymous  not guys like Shohei or Luka level maybe. But if Lincoln Riley wore a hat and walked into a deli here he may not be noticed. In Norman?   Probably the most famous man in town 

#2876
2 hours ago, closetohumping said:

But if Lincoln Riley wore a hat and walked into a deli here he may not be noticed.

you mean all 19 people who attend USC games when they aren't contending for championships wouldn't notice him...interesting.

#2878
5 hours ago, closetohumping said:

This.  I always mention this as well LA is where celebs can remain anonymous  not guys like Shohei or Luka level maybe. But if Lincoln Riley wore a hat and walked into a deli here he may not be noticed. In Norman?   Probably the most famous man in town 

Truth. Before moving here from LA we used to see famous people all the time and nobody cared except TMZ.

#2879
3 hours ago, Incredulity said:

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Really makes no sense that all Civil War generals were on meth (and I'm not even sure meth existed as far back as the Civil War).  Yet, I giggled.

#2880
5 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Truth. Before moving here from LA we used to see famous people all the time and nobody cared except TMZ.

Yep.  But to dive a bit further, I think a guy like Lincoln Riley or Matt Stafford could walk into a mall with a hat on and likely not be recognized.  They'd just blend in.  I think guys like Luka and Ohtani would get recognized

#2882
37 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Really makes no sense that all Civil War generals were on meth (and I'm not even sure meth existed as far back as the Civil War).  Yet, I giggled.

It was the Nazi army making their few day blitzkrieg.

#2886
2 hours ago, gernblansten said:

I think @Armybrat's great grandkids fought in the Civil War, maybe he could confirm?

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

Never gets old.

CSB: Miz Long's parents were both late kids, and both their parents were likewise. Her paternal grandfather was literally the proverbial Civil War Little Drummer Boy, at age twelve. His mother - a feisty, determined woman - found out where he was, and took him back, at gunpoint. 

#2887
2 hours ago, gernblansten said:

I think @Armybrat's great grandkids fought in the Civil War, maybe he could confirm?

The English Civil War, maybe 

#2889

Got a nice chuckle last night on DNT following a car with an OU branded license plate: FULR

#2890
1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

He’s been old forever 

Army Brat is Elvish. He gets his ears clipped to blend in.

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#2891
5 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Never gets old.

 

 

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#2893
USC coach Lincoln Riley parts with football sports performance director Bennie Wylie https://www.latimes.com/sports/usc/story/2025-04-29/usc-coach-lincoln-riley-parts-with-bennie-wylie

 

#2895
34 minutes ago, nnm said:

That’ll fix everything. 

it worked for us.  Or maybe it didn't.  It was a long time ago, I can't really remember.

#2896
On 2/6/2025 at 2:43 PM, Sbbruin said:

Rob Ryan introductory presser. This should be interesting. The anti-Lincoln
 

That story made me laugh only because that is exactly how things work out here. The Ryan brothers are national treasures. Somebody has to pick up the slack and attempt to fill the role of The Old Pirate in college football.

#2897
On 2/6/2025 at 6:43 PM, Sbbruin said:

Rob Ryan introductory presser. This should be interesting. The anti-Lincoln
 


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#2898
On 12/20/2024 at 5:54 PM, Kennythetiger said:

We consider your causes…..more worthy, too. 

Agree. You have a higher (well, technically LOWER) calling than cheering on that shitty squad in Norman.


 

 

 

 

it’s whores.

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#2900

After fleeing the SEC, Riley is now fleeing Notre Dame. USC is cancelling their annual rivalry game with Notre Dame after 100 years.

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