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3 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

It's official

 

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Well, we don't have to worry about Urban Meyer going to USC now. The dream is still alive!

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11 years into our shiftiest of mediocrity we have to rejoice in the misery of others.

Whatever it takes for happiness I suppose.

Just now, mdmost said:

Well, we don't have to worry about Urban Meyer going to USC now. 

Yeah, just have to worry about him going to OU…

1 hour ago, hookemATL said:

OU sucks is not a hot take. It’s an incontrovertible fact determined at the birth of the cosmos. 
 

fire - hot

water - wet

ou - sucks

0u sucks is a Pythagorean solid, a law of magneto-thermo-electro-hydrodynamics, and self-sums to the golden ratio of 1.618

Just now, mdmost said:

Well, we don't have to worry about Urban Meyer going to USC now. The dream is still alive!

Well, not really...I mean the difference in quality of life in idyllic Jacksonville, Florida is so clearly head and shoulders above the People's Repulik of Austin and that bullshit bastion of communism known as SoCal...who could blame Urban for wanting to remain with the Jaguars where life is fucking awesome bro!  Gimme my Oakleys!

Just now, USNALonghorn said:

Yeah, just have to worry about him going to OU…

No, we don't. OU doesn't have the luxury of waiting out the NFL season. They've got to get someone in who can hold their class together that Riley's about to pick apart. 

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

chitown, i didn't see any rep from you on this post......  so re-quoting to make sure you didn't miss it

4 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

11 years into our shiftiest of mediocrity we have to rejoice in the misery of others.

Whatever it takes for happiness I suppose.

Disagree, there's always room for taking in joy in Oklahoma's misery

11 years into our shiftiest of mediocrity we have to rejoice in the misery of others.
Whatever it takes for happiness I suppose.

Schadenfreude is my favorite German word.
3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

They've got to get someone in who can hold their class together that Riley's about to pick apart. 

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Just now, DaysOff said:


Schadenfreude is my favorite German word.

I hate that word.  And you love me for it.

This dude made southern California the base of Oklahoma's skill position recruiting efforts over the last year knowing full well the USC job was likely going to open up, said he wasn't going to LSU last night knowing damn well what he was going to do today and then basically spent two minutes in a player's meeting saying 'peace out' before leaving. That is stone cold. 

C'mon...Cali doesn't have tornadoes, tiger sanctuaries, or catfish noodlin'. Why would anyone choose to live there?

Just now, Deej said:

C'mon...Cali doesn't have tornadoes, tiger sanctuaries, or catfish noodlin'. Why would anyone choose to live there?

Because of 'Freederms!  To eat bags of dicks, among other things apparently.  But supposedly, it beats the fuck outta Santa Monica 

3 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Schadenfreude is my favorite German word.

I know a little German.

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1 minute ago, Lobo said:

Because of 'Freederms!  To eat bags of dicks, among other things apparently.  But supposedly, it beats the fuck outta Santa Monica 

I meant California. 

nmnm

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Just now, South Austin said:

I know a little German.

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That perfect Aryan race thing didn't work too well.

1 minute ago, Deej said:

I meant California. 

And I meant Fresno.

Lost in the shuffle of this hire is the bigger picture which is that USC is back to being serious about football. I'm sure that renewed commitment to winning won't stop with the HC hire.

12 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Well, we don't have to worry about Urban Meyer going to USC now. The dream is still alive!

Night crew reporting for duty

Yeah, just have to worry about him going to OU…
We should foist Sark on them.
1 hour ago, longhornmatt said:

I am not thrilled about OU getting a new coach.  I think they would have continued to regress under Riley.

10-2 every year by our measure is not regression.  Over the span of a decade sure you might be right.  But right here, right now, in the span of 6 hours, all of the negative recruiting against us just lost all of it's potency without us lifting a finger or saying a word.  Everything we've been saying about 0u being the rig's ca$hcow is vindicated.  Everything we've been saying about why thieves shit the bed in the postseason with actual application of the rules of the game is vindicated.  Lincs flipped the script for us at a crucial moment when we needed the kleig lights pointed at another program.

This is quite thrilling.

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

That perfect Aryan race thing didn't work too well.

Not yet anyways

12 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Disagree, there's always room for taking in joy in Oklahoma's misery

Noted.

Only person I don’t want to see at OU is Herman. He has the qualities of a crazy ex that will do anything, and I mean anything to one up you. 

Disagree, there's always room for taking in joy in Oklahoma's misery

If only we had a little room.

We got the god damn Pentagon to fill up right now.

I can't find the post but someone stating that OU will "continue to regress" under Riley is why there should be a charge to visit this site.

Dear lord.

55 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

OK > California is quite possibly the worst take I’ve ever read. Y’all are fucking idiots. No offense.

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And yes, if you're rich there may not be a better place to live in the country than Southern California. Only a few places around the world would be as good or better. Barcelona is another city that's ridiculously fun to be if you're rich. 

I didn’t know we had such stupid assholes posting on this board. 

Apparently you haven’t perused a game thread. Any game thread.


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5 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Breaking news!

Simply adding a link.

8 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

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Simply adding a link.

2 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Ahhh, Dean Blevins has a sad 

😆 🤣 😆 🤣 

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24 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

0u sucks is a Pythagorean solid, a law of magneto-thermo-electro-hydrodynamics, and self-sums to the golden ratio of 1.618

Fuckin nerd!

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