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3 minutes ago, JRLonghorn said:

Can we all just agree both states are shitholes!!


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I just came here to say Norman blows. Carry on.

I’d take Oklahoma any day of week over anywhere in Cali.
You are aware Cali has meth as well, right?

Does Cali have the interstates painted on the actual roadway like OKC does? Will Lincoln know how to get around without those?

4 hours ago, dec3169 said:

Our luck we'll get the albino dude instead.

Would have been a huge upgrade for us this season. Sadly. 

I lived in Southern California for five years. I enjoyed many aspects of the area to include amazing year round weather, scenery, dining, cultural shit, etc. Personally I’d much rather live in Texas or Florida (having lived in both since then). That being said, anyone who says they’d pick fucking Oklahoma or Arkansas over California needs to have their head examined.

1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Does Cali have the interstates painted on the actual roadway like OKC does? Will Lincoln know how to get around without those?

His driver will.

1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Does Cali have the interstates painted on the actual roadway like OKC does? Will Lincoln know how to get around without those?

He'll watch a few Californians sketches and get to know his way around LA no prob. Quality crash course, right there.

Anytime I read someone on here say they would rather live in Oklahoma than California I can’t help but hear this song in the background:

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1 hour ago, Wally Pryor said:

11 years into our shiftiest of mediocrity we have to rejoice in the misery of others.

Whatever it takes for happiness I suppose.

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People acting like this isn’t a big blow to OU and that Riley regressed are cracking me up. Besides Saban and maybe Dabo who else is consistently making the playoff and winning CFP games over the last few years.

Bobby Kelly

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1 minute ago, mdleast said:

Anytime I read someone on here say they would rather live in Oklahoma than California I can’t help but hear this song in the background:

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Like Cletus, tha slack-jawed yokel!

I can call my maw from up here: HEY MAW! GET OFF THA DANG ROOF!

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Anyone who says California is an irredeemable shithole had their brains broken long ago by F*x N*ws. /nocloakroom

4 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Bobby Kelly
 

Is he related to Chip Kelly or Brian Kelly?

I don’t give a fuck where people live. You can do this in Norman and save up and retire elsewhere. who really cares? If I had a giant tricked out mansion I could give a fuck where it was. I could stick it out bc I lived in the Panhandle and I am made of stronger stuff I guess lol. I’d bide my time. And then maybe move to The coast when I retire…early.  But that’s just me. Stoops didn’t seem to mind that much. 

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Anyone who says California is an irredeemable shithole had their brains broken long ago by F*x N*ws. /nocloakroom
Yeah, had the Joads listened to Surly and stayed in oklahoma, we would all be reading Steinbeck's classic novel "Bag 'o Dicks of Wrath"

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Does Cali have the interstates painted on the actual roadway like OKC does? Will Lincoln know how to get around without those?

Thomas guide. Fucking get one.
4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I don’t give a fuck where people live. You can do this in Norman and save up and retire elsewhere. who really cares? If I had a giant tricked out mansion I could give a fuck where it was. I could stick it out bc I lived in the Panhandle and I am made of stronger stuff I guess lol. I’d bide my time. And then maybe move to The coast when I retire…early.  But that’s just me. Stoops didn’t seem to mind that much. 

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That’s a pretty shitty house though.   I mean. Why does stoops hate trees?  

I like it. West Coast badly needs to get a team in the playoffs and of course this is the premier West Coast school. Very smart move.
I know this is understandably not a popular sentiment around here, but Riley is a smart cat.
He's a good fit for USC. President Folt can handle an effeminate cock-gobbler, but he won't have the Mixon-types there.
Just now, ONE YARD said:

That’s a pretty shitty house though.   I mean. Why does stoops hate trees?  

Because you can’t grow dicks on them?

Well that was a yooooge swing for the fences. Now it’s time to deliver

What annoys me is that Riley is doing the right thing for USC. Going there early and getting shit together, and ready for recruiting at USC.

Not waiting until after the season like dumbfuck sark who was doing the right thing for Alabama and the wrong thing for Texas.

Just now, USC_TMB said:

Well that was a yooooge swing for the fences. Now it’s time to deliver

I for one look forward to beating you for a NC again

28 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

The vast majority of people who have a negative view of Southern California are dumb fucking rednecks who have never been there.

There’s a reason everything is so expensive there. It’s a gorgeous area with damn near perfect weather all year. You have all of the benefits of a world-class big city but also natural beauty and perfect weather.

Like others have said, if you have the scratch (like Riley certainly does and will), SoCal is one of the most amazing places in the world to live.

Translation, if you have a lot of money and can afford to stay in the rich areas it’s great….   Which I would agree with.  

3 minutes ago, Nivek said:

What annoys me is that Riley is doing the right thing for USC. Going there early and getting shit together, and ready for recruiting at USC.

Not waiting until after the season like dumbfuck sark who was doing the right thing for Alabama and the wrong thing for Texas.

Riley has nothing to play for. You think he wants to stay for the Alamo Bowl? Sark was announced on 1/3. What recruiting was left at that point? Early signing day was 12/16. Herman was fired on 1/2. 

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1 minute ago, Nivek said:

What annoys me is that Riley is doing the right thing for USC. Going there early and getting shit together, and ready for recruiting at USC.

Not waiting until after the season like dumbfuck sark who was doing the right thing for Alabama and the wrong thing for Texas.

Not really fair. OU has a meaningless bowl game and Bama was playing for a national championship. 

5 minutes ago, Nivek said:

What annoys me is that Riley is doing the right thing for USC. Going there early and getting shit together, and ready for recruiting at USC.

Not waiting until after the season like dumbfuck sark who was doing the right thing for Alabama and the wrong thing for Texas.

Sark was busy winning a fucking national title at Bama. And was on a plane here as soon as they won. 

If you want to lay blame blame the ADepartment for waiting until after the bowl to fire Herman and then hiring a guy that had an obvious commitment. No coordinator in the country is bailing mid-season from a playoff team to get started recruiting. 

Also - the best player on our team this year was a true freshman that Sark flipped. 

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I really can't imagine how brain damaged you have to be to try to argue any part of the state of Oklahoma is better than Los Angeles.

2 minutes ago, Nivek said:

What annoys me is that Riley is doing the right thing for USC. Going there early and getting shit together, and ready for recruiting at USC.

Not waiting until after the season like dumbfuck sark who was doing the right thing for Alabama and the wrong thing for Texas.

Bad take 

I guess I’m on the outside, but I believe Riley will clean house at SC.
 


I guess that means all former Horns rejects are gone.
12 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I don’t give a fuck where people live. You can do this in Norman and save up and retire elsewhere. who really cares? If I had a giant tricked out mansion I could give a fuck where it was. I could stick it out bc I lived in the Panhandle and I am made of stronger stuff I guess lol. I’d bide my time. And then maybe move to The coast when I retire…early.  But that’s just me. Stoops didn’t seem to mind that much. 

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Far easier to sell a ten million dollar house in la than in Norman.  There’s just more buyers and it’s less likely to be customized.  Maybe Lincoln wants to spend his remaining youth not in Oklahoma or the panhandle.  I do t see what’s wrong with it if you’re as rich as he is. 

3 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

I really can't imagine how brain damaged you have to be to try to argue any part of the state of Oklahoma is better than Los Angeles.

I mean the lake area around Broken Bow is better than Bakersfield.  

3 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

I mean the lake area around Broken Bow is better than Bakersfield.  

I mean as stand alone cities I’d probably live in Tulsa over Fresno.  Probably.  Maybe.  

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Hermosa Beach resident here. Let me pile on. Anyone that thinks SoCal sucks is a goddamn double digit IQ moron. 
Yes I miss Texas, but then I remember,  it’s 70 and sunny every day.
 
The only regret I have is that my children have no clue how fucking good they have it. Maybe they’ll grow up to be those douchebags you’re so afraid of. Oh well. 

It's a savvy move by Riley. What competition do you have long term in the Pac-12? Oregon? Most of these West Coast schools don't care enough about football. He can turn around SC in a year or two and immediately enter the playoff discussion. 

Oklahoma over LA is a no brainer.


Literally.

If you have the money, there is no better place to live than socal (Los Angeles, Orange County, San Diego). Austin used to offer a better value for some few years ago but I am not so sure any more.

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no one cares about your anecdotal opinion of California or Oklahoma. STFU
 

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10 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

 

Who the fuck is gonna be left for bag of dicks to interim coach with? Lol… players should portal now and say fuck the bowl game…ala Florida last year

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Of course it’s not open…he committing to SC as soon as he gets an edit lol

Pick a sec and live near the stadium, traffic problem solved. 

Near the stadium? Lolz. I guess he can make friends with the local Crips and Rollin 20s Bloods over there for protection.
19 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

I for one look forward to beating you for a NC again

Looking forward to seeing you there. ✌️

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