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16 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

How does one decommit but manage to not open up their recruiting at the same time?

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1 hour ago, ClubWhatever said:

I bet that little Mexican who waves the towel goes with him.  

What’s the story with that guy?   Actually I’ve seen two of them do this.    I keep on hoping a Ref runs into them and they get flagged for sideline interference because they get close.

53 minutes ago, F250 said:

Having watched both Beverly Hills 90210 and Entourage, I am a bit of an expert on the Hollywood/Beverly Hills lifestyle and I have to say the USC job from a lifestyle perspective is in another galaxy compared to living in Norman.

It comes down to chilling with Snoop Dogg or Toby Keith.

You can choose this.

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Or this.

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Sort of sounds like you're opening up your recruitment, Malachi. 
Nope, just waiting for bag o dicks to get settled in Socal

Pretty much guaranteed that big game Bob will be their corch next year right? 

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20 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

So you’ve driven on the Interstates through Oklahoma? That does sound like you have a good knowledge of what’s here.

Most of the state is shitty and rural. No different than the many shitty rural areas of Texas or literally every other state in the union.

As for its urban areas, Oklahoma City a sprawling, flat mid-sized city with little natural beauty but it does have a few lively areas, and it has enough going on to have an NBA team.

Tulsa is a bit smaller mid-sized city but much more naturally beautiful than OKC that has developed more organically. The music and arts scene in Tulsa is decent for a city of its size.  Unless you’re a dipshit who is literally going out of your way to not have a good time, you can find fun things to do in both Tulsa and OKC.

 

Settle down, Trail of Tears. 

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29 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

You can find something good and bad about practically every state besides Oklahoma. Ive been through Oklahoma numerous times. Thinking back here’s what sticks out the most to me: as previously stated- paintings on the interstate letting you know what one you’re on, a shit ton of love truck stops, the OKC bombing site and the water tower in Moore saying it’s home to Toby Keith

¡Vive Freddy Fender!

To be fair we honor our own on water towers too.  

4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Settle down, Trail of Tears. 

I shouldn’t have laughed at this as hard as I did. :D

32 minutes ago, Gravy Train said:

LR will find a way to correct it, and it's not a feature that needs any special attention (being at USC), but right now, Sark has greater pull on west-coast talent than Lincoln ever could sniff.

Once Sark rights the ship with talent, I'm looking forward to future skill position battles on recruiting out of AZ, NV, CA and WA.  

Lincon's pull from Texas and the Midwest will wane after a few classes.  The defense side of the ball brings chuckles, realizing BYU may eventually recruit Texas better than USC will, three years down the line.

you are high

I guess it’s “put deposits in on ‘22 season tickets” official now.  

 

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1 hour ago, lilMAC25 said:

You know what this tells me?
 

Texas isn’t a blue blood. USC just pulled a top coach from a place where he was winning conference championships 4 out of 5 seasons AND in the playoffs.

 

Texas….did not.

We just don’t want to make everyone else feel bad by flexing our muscles and spending some of our riches. We’re so considerate. 

34 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

So you’ve driven on the Interstates through Oklahoma? That does sound like you have a good knowledge of what’s here.

Most of the state is shitty and rural. No different than the many shitty rural areas of Texas or literally every other state in the union.

As for its urban areas, Oklahoma City a sprawling, flat mid-sized city with little natural beauty but it does have a few lively areas, and it has enough going on to have an NBA team.

Tulsa is a bit smaller mid-sized city but much more naturally beautiful than OKC that has developed more organically. The music and arts scene in Tulsa is decent for a city of its size.  Unless you’re a dipshit who is literally going out of your way to not have a good time, you can find fun things to do in both Tulsa and OKC.

 

I'll grant you that the Swan Lake neighborhood is pretty nice and the Blue Dome district is trying its best, but you're still the home to Oral Roberts which might be is the creepiest fucking college campus in the country and Greenwood is still a wasteland on the other side of the freeway after 100 years. Plus, you've fucked up a bunch of your "natural beauty" by putting oil refineries all up and down one side of the river.

But, yeah, put a gun to my head and I'd probably pick Tulsa over OKC.

7 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

We just don’t want to make everyone else feel bad by flexing our muscles and spending some of our riches. We’re so considerate. 

You guys laugh, but I can’t think of any other explanation for our fucking terrible Jerry Jones-style “bargain” hires that have slowly (and sometimes not-so-slowly) burned our program to the ground. 

26 minutes ago, Intercourse With Gray said:

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4 minutes ago, Intercourse With Gray said:

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4 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

You guys laugh, but I can’t think of any other explanation for our fucking terrible Jerry Jones-style “bargain” hires that have slowly (and sometimes not-so-slowly) burned our program to the ground. 

we might not think it's true, but the reputation of the athletic department as a minefield with interference left and right is one that elite coaches and their agents firmly believe is true.

2 minutes ago, bolverk said:

I'll grant you that the Swan Lake neighborhood is pretty nice and the Blue Dome district is trying its best, but you're still the home to Oral Roberts which might be is the creepiest fucking college campus in the country and Greenwood is still a wasteland on the other side of the freeway after 100 years. Plus, you've fucked up a bunch of your "natural beauty" by putting oil refineries all up and down one side of the river.

But, yeah, put a gun to my head and I'd probably pick Tulsa over OKC.

Swan Lake is like maybe the 4th or 5th nicest neighborhood in midtown Tulsa. If you’re going to name check a neighborhood you should have gone with Maple Ridge, Terwilleger Heights or Ranch Acres. Or hell you could have just gone with Southern Hills.

Blue Dome? When was the last time you were here? A decade ago? The Arts District into Greenwood is 10x more built up than Blue Dome. 

Oil Refineries “up and down” the river? LOL there is one refinery. And there is plenty of natural beauty here other than one spot along the West Bank of the river.

But yeah I agree ORU sucks. Fuck them.

1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

You can find something good and bad about practically every state besides Oklahoma. Ive been through Oklahoma numerous times. Thinking back here’s what sticks out the most to me: as previously stated- paintings on the interstate letting you know what one you’re on, a shit ton of love truck stops, the OKC bombing site and the water tower in Moore saying it’s home to Toby Keith

Bricktown isn't too bad... Got shit-faced and broke my foot there. Good times.

7 minutes ago, naija said:

we might not think it's true, but the reputation of the athletic department as a minefield with interference left and right is one that elite coaches and their agents firmly believe is true.

I believe it. I also believe that we can pay enough to give an elite coach the assurance that he’ll be able to succeed or be paid well enough to accept failure. We just choose not to do so.
 

Aggy certainly had no problem doing so when they hired Jimbo, which I believe was a fucking stupid hire, but I at least appreciate their commitment. They don’t have near the money we do,  but they sure seem to get a lot more bang for their buck. In perception, if nothing else. 

4 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

top college corches work a shit tonne of hours they are not out and about doing all the "cool kids shit" wherever they live

people say LR is worth $25 or $30 million maybe, but that is probably going to generate him an income of less than $900,000 with the tax rates in California and not much more in Oklahoma with conservative long term investing

that is a shit tonne of money on just investment income, but that goes a hell of a lot less far in California and all of his new income leaves a hell of a lot more for him to continue to invest after taxes in Oklahoma vs California

people that work a shit tonne of hours and that are really rich with "FU money" can afford to take a vacation anywhere they wish for all the available vacation time they have when they do get that time......that includes going to California or places much nice, funner, and cooler than that

even people that have major FU money and that live in California (or other "cool places") and have lots of free time still have to put u with some of the bullshit that comes with living in those places and sometimes living in another place and visiting other places makes it a lot easier to put up with a lot less bullshit and for a lot lower cost with the same or more enjoyment

Oklahoma might not be the top place to make that choice, but when that is where the high paying job is well that is the choices you have to evaluate

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6 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

Swan Lake is like maybe the 4th or 5th nicest neighborhood in midtown Tulsa. If you’re going to name check a neighborhood you should have gone with Maple Ridge, Terwilleger Heights or Ranch Acres. Or hell you could have just gone with Southern Hills.

Blue Dome? When was the last time you were here? A decade ago? The Arts District into Greenwood is 10x more built up than Blue Dome. 

Oil Refineries “up and down” the river? LOL there is one refinery. And there is plenty of natural beauty here other than one spot along the West Bank of the river.

But yeah I agree ORU sucks. Fuck them.

Yeah, I'd say it's been 10-12 years - spent a few days there for a work trip. The only reason I could name check Swan Lake was because we visited some house that had been turned into a museum and, at the time, the locals we met working for the City and Chamber were really pushing the Blue Dome as some hip up-and-coming entertainment district.

I know that as a local, we can all become used to our surroundings and become blind to things an outsider might notice, but that refinery really does the river a disservice.

43 minutes ago, USC_TMB said:

What the fuck do Bakersfield and Fresno have to do with the L.A.area?

Someone finally put the dots in L.A. 

 

LA = Louisiana 

L.A. = Los Angeles

 

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Have lived in SoCal three times, about 20% of my life. 

Been in Round Rock for the last 15 years.  

I'm generally much happier here than I ever was in SoCal.

Though I do miss the mountains and the ability to ride a motorcycle on a different twisty canyon road every day for a year.

And it's kind of cool being able to snow ski in the morning, have lunch on the beach and then go water skiing in the afternoon.

Well, that's theoretically what should be able to happen but traffic usually sucks too much.  

Used to take me 70 minutes to drive 13 miles home after work, or about half that if I was splitting lanes.

If you're blue collar then there is no better place to be than right here in Central Texas.  

Not sure what Texas was supposed to in the last coaching search. Urban said no. Not just to Texas, but to college football. 

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4 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Someone finally put the dots in L.A. 

 

LA = Louisiana 

L.A. = Los Angeles

 

 

Someone should have told LR.  Whoops

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Ok that’s the coolest water tower in the country
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1 hour ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Fuck all of you California vs Oklahoma idiots. Nobody fucking cares about where you live, how much tax you do or do not have to pay, quality of life, or traffic. SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! 

This is a thread to pile on Oklahoma for being a stepping stone job and wallow in their misery while we all wonder if their next guy can outscore Gary Gibbs on the state insurance exam or have bigger tits than John Blake. What the fuck is wrong with all you? 

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8 hours ago, Izhmash said:

"Can't comment right now, chewing on a dick at the moment..."

Didn't your mother teach you NOT to CHEW ON DICKS?! No wonder your father left.

Too cruel?!

Goddammit your fucking assholes. This thread is supposed to be fun.  I swear you people could drain the enjoyment out of sex... This thread is a fucking beating...

1 minute ago, Intercourse With Gray said:

I'm too drunk to know what that means

Username checks out you drunk simpleton.

Goddammit your fucking assholes. This thread is supposed to be fun.  I swear you people could drain the enjoyment out of sex... This thread is a fucking beating...

I had sex with my wife twice before 11 today. Does that count?

I hope Oklahoma's board of regents hires some painfully mediocre washed up retread of a coach and then half their fans worship him as a cult hero, while the sane fans realize they are doomed in a pit of despair...

2 minutes ago, horngasm22 said:

I hope Oklahoma's board of regents hires some painfully mediocre washed up retread of a coach and then half their fans worship him as a cult hero, while the sane fans realize they are doomed in a pit of despair...

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25 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Ok that’s the coolest water tower in the country

I love that water tower. Every time I see it I know I'm less than an hour from sitting beachside with a turbo colada in hand. 

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14 minutes ago, markstanco said:


I had sex with my wife twice before 11 today. Does that count?

We just missed each other 

21 minutes ago, markstanco said:


I had sex with my wife twice before 11 today. Does that count?

Me too

That didn't take long -- Malachi Nelson already decommitted.

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

You guys laugh, but I can’t think of any other explanation for our fucking terrible Jerry Jones-style “bargain” hires that have slowly (and sometimes not-so-slowly) burned our program to the ground. 

well, there is a better explanation, but it requires a small novella's worth of state politics, bad director's hires, etc. In fact, USC themselves just went through the same thing, more or less.

 

36 minutes ago, markstanco said:


I had sex with my wife twice before 11 today. Does that count?

Did she know it? 

1 hour ago, oSuJeff97 said:

Swan Lake is like maybe the 4th or 5th nicest neighborhood in midtown Tulsa. If you’re going to name check a neighborhood you should have gone with Maple Ridge, Terwilleger Heights or Ranch Acres. Or hell you could have just gone with Southern Hills.

Blue Dome? When was the last time you were here? A decade ago? The Arts District into Greenwood is 10x more built up than Blue Dome. 

Oil Refineries “up and down” the river? LOL there is one refinery. And there is plenty of natural beauty here other than one spot along the West Bank of the river.

But yeah I agree ORU sucks. Fuck them.

You write "when was the last time you were in Oklahoma?" as if successfully avoiding the entire state for the past 35 years is something I shouldn't be proud of...

 

11 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

You write "when was the last time you were in Oklahoma?" as if successfully avoiding the entire state for the past 35 years is something I shouldn't be proud of...

 

I've been to 47 states. Only 2 more to go. 

Shit I’m on the job for the last couple days and this happens.   I’m not going back for 15 pages to see if this point has been made or not.  but I suspect this is directly related to the poors versus the rich in the coming NIL playground.   Not an SEC thing at all.   OUs checkbook is light and the alumni base and t-shirt idiots can’t cut big checks like some other places like Texas and usc.   Might be a salary cap coming at some point but the horse is out of the barn at this point.   

2 hours ago, Hermanator said:

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He misspelled Gary. He's Gary.

9 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

USC is one of the few schools that’s not in the SEC that can put together a roster like an SEC power. Even on the defensive side of the ball. When USC is rolling they can pull whomever they want out of the West Coast. People forget how loaded those Carroll teams were. With a good DC, you’ll stop seeing Samoan names or QBs like Bryce Young on SEC and ACC rosters. 

There's absolutely no QB prospect more appropriate for Riley's new team than top California recruit "Iamaleava"

 

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3 hours ago, oSuJeff97 said:

Swan Lake is like maybe the 4th or 5th nicest neighborhood in midtown Tulsa. If you’re going to name check a neighborhood you should have gone with Maple Ridge, Terwilleger Heights or Ranch Acres. Or hell you could have just gone with Southern Hills.

Blue Dome? When was the last time you were here? A decade ago? The Arts District into Greenwood is 10x more built up than Blue Dome. 

Oil Refineries “up and down” the river? LOL there is one refinery. And there is plenty of natural beauty here other than one spot along the West Bank of the river.

But yeah I agree ORU sucks. Fuck them.

Took a chick back to the comfort inn once from the on the border next to some mall down by ORU. Good times 

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