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1 hour ago, ztejas said:

No. Not including their 2000 NC. Sorry if I phrased it poorly. 

Then, no. No NC and I'll keep what we accomplished in that time frame.

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3 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Lincoln doesn’t like to take his shirt off on account of the belly tat, so he’s looking at inland empire estates.

He chose Cali because it is acceptable to wear a rash guard on the beach to cover up his tat and his man baby body.

OU told Tom Herman he could have the job if he agreed to use the car Lincoln Riley left at the airport.

Taking the SC job to get your kids enrolled there, bold move, cotton.  

5 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Lincoln doesn’t like to take his shirt off on account of the belly tat, so he’s looking at inland empire estates.

Easy on the IE reference.

1 minute ago, MrBig said:

OU told Tom Herman he could have the job if he agreed to use the car Lincoln Riley left at the airport.

Was Michelle in the back?

5 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Nobody has ever left Texas voluntarily for another football job.  There’s a reason for that.  This hurt their ego

Emory Bellard says, "Hi!"

He left TEXAS as OC to head coach aggy, starting in 1972. Yes, it happened. 

aggy was so psychotic that even though he used the wishbone to beat Texas, that still somehow made him a manchurian candidate, and they ran him off!

aggy can't control their true aggy nature.

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 

 

surprised Snoop wasn't there smoking a big fat doobie, with Dr. Dre and Will Ferrell nearby.

We've had a difficult go for awhile and I'm enjoying this.  The decommits, the transfers, the fact that big game bag of dicks had to leave the golf course mid round, the school and fan base dealing with being left in the middle of the night.  All of it warms my cold little black spot in my heart I have for ou.  Get fucked.

4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 

 

As many fans attend the games as the do this press conference 

27 minutes ago, Constant said:

An underrated storyline in all of this is a local restaurateur trying to get his smokers back from Lincoln’s garage. 
 

 

He should have repo’ed them when Riley posted those pictures of that beef jerky he made on them

1 minute ago, BachelorTrek said:

Emory Bellard says, "Hi!"

He left TEXAS as OC to head coach aggy, starting in 1972. Yes, it happened. 

aggy was so psychotic that even though he used the wishbone to beat Texas, that still somehow made him a manchurian candidate, and they ran him off!

aggy can't control their true aggy nature.

Oh sorry I meant for a lateral move. Oc to hc is a promotion see will muschamp 

1 minute ago, BachelorTrek said:

Emory Bellard says, "Hi!"

He left TEXAS as OC to head coach aggy, starting in 1972. Yes, it happened. 

aggy was so psychotic that even though he used the wishbone to beat Texas, that still somehow made him a manchurian candidate, and they ran him off!

aggy can't control their true aggy nature.

You genuinely didn't understand he was talking about lateral moves, and in particular head coaches?

3 minutes ago, MrBig said:

OU told Tom Herman he could have the job if he agreed to use the car Lincoln Riley left at the airport.

Odds he ever steps foot in Norman again? Man this was planned for a long time....

3 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Taking the SC job to get your kids enrolled there, bold move, cotton.  

Rowing scholarships?

3 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

Was Michelle in the back?

No but her dress was. 

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

You genuinely didn't understand he was talking about lateral moves, and in particular head coaches?

Oh, dag nabit, my telepathy wasn't workin' agin!

10 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Lincoln doesn’t like to take his shirt off on account of the belly tat, so he’s looking at inland empire estates.

He moved to be closer to Kyle Shanahan so they could compare tattoos 

Some chicks seem to dig Stoops...all over Twitter...lots of hearts fluttering...Its hilarious. Not me...just quite a few chicks. Tweet after tweet like this one. 

 

 

3 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Oh sorry I meant for a lateral move. Oc to hc is a promotion see will muschamp 

How far am I supposed to refer back? 

Was Muschamp ever a OC?

6 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

surprised Snoop wasn't there smoking a big fat doobie, with Dr. Dre and Will Ferrell nearby.

Camera pans…

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Some chicks seem to dig Stoops...all over Twitter...lots of hearts fluttering...Its hilarious. Not me...just quite a few chicks. Tweet after tweet like this one. 

 

 

Looks like Bob is their personal Moses parting the Red Sea to stop all the big money vaginas from bleeding.

8 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

As many fans attend the games as the do this press conference 

wait...no Fleetwood Mac/USC Band "Tusk" at the tarmac? 

1 hour ago, Satchel said:

Finebaum says he out recruiting for OU today.

 

I hope he is killing himself on the recruiting trail like Mack claimed he was in Florida before he got canned.

14 minutes ago, babysdaddy said:

We've had a difficult go for awhile and I'm enjoying this.  The decommits, the transfers, the fact that big game bag of dicks had to leave the golf course mid round, the school and fan base dealing with being left in the middle of the night.  All of it warms my cold little black spot in my heart I have for ou.  Get fucked.

Nothing changes 5-7. 

2 minutes ago, MrBig said:

Looks like Bob is their personal Moses parting the Red Sea to stop all the big money vaginas from bleeding.

It’s not that difficult. He “came back.” He’s standing up there in his OU gear at a podium looking commanding and forceful like he is angry but cares deeply. All you single guys go get a podium and one of those UT zip jacket things and stand out in front of the stadium saying 5-7 is a bump in the road and no one is bigger than UT football. No one. Not DKR. Not Mack Brown.Strong Herman Sark…and post it on Twitter and see what happens! 😁

1 minute ago, longhornmatt said:

“He looks at me like he wants to help Joe Mixon beat me up before he leaves me for the XFL.”

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Just now, Nicole44 said:

It’s not that difficult. He “came back.” He’s standing up there in his OU gear at a podium looking commanding and forceful like he is angry but cares deeply. 

 5-7 is a bump in the road and no one is bigger than UT football. No one. Not DKR. Not Mack Brown. Strong. Herman. Sark.

 

 

So...

9 minutes ago, Constant said:

Nothing changes 5-7. 

ouch that hurts...do you think we aren't used to 5-7 at this point?

8 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

All you single guys go get a podium and one of those UT zip jacket things and stand out in front of the stadium saying 5-7 is a bump in the road and no one is bigger than UT football. No one. Not DKR. Not Mack Brown.Strong Herman Sark…and post it on Twitter and see what happens! 😁

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2 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

 5-7 is a bump in the road and no one is bigger than UT football. No one. Not DKR. Not Mack Brown. Strong. Herman. Sark.

 

 

So...

why does everyone forget Freddie?  the OG of Fire"X" threads.

Corby Davidson quoting Sooner Scoop says that the admin did not become aware of the USC deal until Saturday am and was given no opportunity to counter. Up until that point, the admin was only made aware of LSU overtures. The admin was working on a new contract and other program upgrades. Strange. 

I wish the coed that Stoops knocked up would disregard her non disclosure and tell the world about Drake’s little half brother she was forced to abort.

4 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Corby Davidson quoting Sooner Scoop says that the admin did not become aware of the USC deal until Saturday am and was given no opportunity to counter. Up until that point, the admin was only made aware of LSU overtures. The admin was working on a new contract and other program upgrades. Strange. 

He was scared.  Plain and simple.  

2 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

I wish the coed that Stoops knocked up would disregard her non disclosure and tell the world about Drake’s little half brother she was forced to abort.

Wait what lmao provide the link for that 

3 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

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That's locked and downvoted to shit. Stuff just as dumb as that gets posted here. 

7 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

He was scared.  Plain and simple.  

Yeah, but was he "skeered"?

I used to drive the highway between Tulsa and Fayetteville quite often and, according to okie back window stickers on their pickups, being that is what is truly to be avoided.

10 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

He was scared.  Plain and simple.  

 

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Pinche double post

ChiTownDoc is clearly not mad. Not even a little bit.

Actually? He's laughing.

To him, this is funny.

3 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Yeah, but was he "skeered"?

I used to drive the highway between Tulsa and Fayetteville quite often and, according to okie back window stickers on their pickups, being that is what is truly to be avoided.

I had forgotten about those.  Lol

5 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

This here. I’m 7 miles from work it’s 45 min by truck. 25 by bicycle 

I used to have a truck like that. 

Just now, bad_teammate said:

ChiTownDoc is clearly not mad. Not even a little bit.

Actually? He's laughing.

To him, this is funny.

More calm than you, buddy!

50 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 

 

why focus in on those band dorks for most of the video when you have the song girls poontangin' around on the opposite side of the stage. Whoever filmed that needs a kick to the nuts. 

3 minutes ago, Blotto said:

why focus in on those band dorks for most of the video when you have the song girls poontangin' around on the opposite side of the stage. Whoever filmed that needs a kick to the nuts. 

Well, it is LA.....NTTAWWT

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