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36 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

3D chess. She's looking and Norman wasn't cutting it. 

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Lots of crazy stuff on Dabo to OU going on in the last half hour…Lulz…but still that would be nuts/not gonna happen? 

 

11 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Lots of crazy stuff on Dabo to OU going on in the last half hour…Lulz…but still that would be nuts/not gonna happen? 

 

Very real possibility that it happens. Now is the best time to leave the ACC after this even if Clemson goes undefeated they won't get the nod. They were exposed as the weakest conference by far. Their AD is leaving and the team can xfer with Dabo to OU

1 minute ago, Gidnik said:

im sure dabo is flying commercial

Oh definitely. That tweet is a joke. 

Just now, immamac said:

Very real possibility that it happens. Now is the best time to leave the ACC after this even if Clemson goes undefeated they won't get the nod. They were exposed as the weakest conference by far. Their AD is leaving and the team can xfer with Dabo to OU

All good points. Dirtburglers is on fire right now. Anything is possible…definitely. Lots of smoke/fire around the Dabo thing not just being crazy fans wish casting. 

1 hour ago, Pdawg88 said:

There is quite a bit of smoke around this deal, I heard it a couple days ago in Norman but blew it off as butthurt fans. But rumor is her and Lincoln have been fucking and the wife found out and said they leave Norman or she was leaving him. Again I have no clue but I have heard it a couple different times. And FYI Annie is a complete bitch, I was around her at a football camp and couldn’t have been more of a cunt. 

So Annie may have caused this mess at blOU ??    

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3D chess. She's looking and Norman wasn't cutting it. 

1/2 after a couple years at SC is better.
2 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

So Annie may have caused this mess at blOU ??    

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Wow! I mean it all gets found out. Urbs, Jimbo’s wife, Major… do these guys think they are invisible? 

3 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


1/2 after a couple years at SC is better.

I think Cali is community property state, while OK is not... 

Wife might really be able to collect in Cali... 😋

Also looks like an announcement coming this weekend? Maybe? 
 

 

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If it is Norvell, I'll be homicidal!!!
7 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Not a bikini pic, but here's one from her Twitter

 

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She’s doable but damn she has a yuge face. 
 

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Lots being made of Clemson AD possibly jumping ship to Miami…

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

You missed the interview when he tried to sound like Jeff Spicoli.

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3 hours ago, G650 said:

For 100mm dollars you would think he would get dressed better than a high school freshman at his older step brothers wedding

The dude is from Muleshoe. No matter how much money he makes, he’s country to the core. 

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

Wow! I mean it all gets found out. Urbs, Jimbo’s wife, Major… do these guys think they are invisible? 

12 million a year will easily get you a replacement wife. 

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8 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Well Sooner fans now calling him the Muleshoe Mistake.

I’d like a mistake of a HFBC that brings 4 conference championships and a CFP berth or two. 

1 minute ago, nnm said:

I’d like a mistake of a HFBC that brings 4 conference championships and a CFP berth or two. 

No shit. Sooners seem to be able to mistake forward, unlike us.

10 hours ago, T-shirt Sip said:

She’s doable but damn she has a yuge face. 
 

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who cares, it’s going to be buried in a pillow anyway…

12 hours ago, Pdawg88 said:

There is quite a bit of smoke around this deal, I heard it a couple days ago in Norman but blew it off as butthurt fans. But rumor is her and Lincoln have been fucking and the wife found out and said they leave Norman or she was leaving him. Again I have no clue but I have heard it a couple different times. And FYI Annie is a complete bitch, I was around her at a football camp and couldn’t have been more of a cunt. 

I'm shocked!

10 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

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Relax, alright? My old man is a television repairman, he’s got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it

2 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:


who cares, it’s going to be buried in a pillow anyway…

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He almost looks like Herman.  Please let this happen.  

What’s his take on hydration?
43 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

if ou hires Dabo, I’m just gonna cry.

with Venables as his DC, it's a double-fucking

50 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

if ou hires Dabo, I’m just gonna cry.

They need to buy him a church too. Otherwise he won't be able to replicate his success

18 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Isn’t Dabo super churchy?  That won’t sit well with the current roster.

If laundering money through a church to run a bag game and quoting scripture like High Freeze is super churchy, then yes

12 hours ago, Deej said:

12 million a year will easily get you a replacement wife. 

12M/2 (post California divorce) = 6M.  Less approx 50% for state and federal taxes = $3M.  
 

Which in California will let him get a nice condo in the valley and a new Muleshoe 10, or California 7.

7 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

Sigh

 

2 minutes ago, clownin72 said:

Well shit......countdown then???

We may be proper fucked.  Did we even reach out to dabo before sark?

We may be proper fucked.  Did we even reach out to dabo before sark?
Of course not. Boosters already had a hard on for Sark, complete tunnel vision.
11 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

From a poster on ob:

 

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Was this posted yesterday? How would announcing that tomorrow at 11am take any thunder from OSU?

 

There is something to this Drake stuff, though. He is still in town and has no business being there. 

Well if two things ever went together, it's Dabo Swinney and Drake. 

I don't get the Drake angle. Sure, he's aJordan brand guy but he's a die-hard Kentucky fan! There's no way he'd just drop his allegiance to the wildcats on a whim. Do you think he's just some jock sniffer or something?????

14 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Wow! I mean it all gets found out. Urbs, Jimbo’s wife, Major… do these guys think they are invisible? 

Yeah, if you ply your trade in Miami/NYC/LA you’re pretty invisible.  Nobody gives a fuck about a dorky rich guy bagging strange.  But doing it in your bumblefuck college town will lead to issues.  
Btw I’m not a dork.  Had to put that out there.  

4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Well if two things ever went together, it's Dabo Swinney and Drake. 

They better make their entrance on a big ass slide. 

2 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Yeah, if you ply your trade in Miami/NYC/LA you’re pretty invisible.  Nobody gives a fuck about a dorky rich guy bagging strange.  But doing it in your bumblefuck college town will lead to issues.  
Btw I’m not a dork.  Had to put that out there.  

Hey man, sounds like you’re getting Dabo.

17 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Well if two things ever went together, it's Dabo Swinney and Drake. 

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15 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Yeah, if you ply your trade in Miami/NYC/LA you’re pretty invisible.  Nobody gives a fuck about a dorky rich guy bagging strange.  But doing it in your bumblefuck college town will lead to issues.  
Btw I’m not a dork.  Had to put that out there.  

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31 minutes ago, Constant said:

Was this posted yesterday? How would announcing that tomorrow at 11am take any thunder from OSU?

 

There is something to this Drake stuff, though. He is still in town and has no business being there. 

Because OSU and Baylor are playing.

25 minutes ago, FunkSoulBrother said:

Hey man, sounds like you’re getting Dabo.

Im in miami.  It’s Art Basel weekend.  Im getting a lot more than Dabo.  Luckily I can prescribe myself antibiotics.  
 

edit: I also text Drake randomly.  He’s in Oklahoma.  I can’t figure out why. He was like ‘you an OU guy’.  

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