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11 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Because OSU and Baylor are playing.

Tomorrow is Sunday. OSU and Baylor play today.

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38 minutes ago, Sandman said:

I don't get the Drake angle. Sure, he's aJordan brand guy but he's a die-hard Kentucky fan! There's no way he'd just drop his allegiance to the wildcats on a whim. Do you think he's just some jock sniffer or something?????

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1 minute ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

Just think, we'll be joining these mouth-breathers soon. I'm so proud

44 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Im in miami.  It’s Art Basel weekend.  Im getting a lot more than Dabo.  Luckily I can prescribe myself antibiotics.  
 

edit: I also text Drake randomly.  He’s in Oklahoma.  I can’t figure out why. He was like ‘you an OU guy’.  

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You on the right?

Doc, if anyone ever took a picture of me in the same room with Drake I'd destroy the evidence.

Ah, that's the Drake look alike running around miami and doing gigs at clubs. Close enough though, your friends wont know the difference.

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16 minutes ago, G650 said:

Doc, if anyone ever took a picture of me in the same room with Drake I'd destroy the evidence.

I’m REALLY blasted right now in miami.  Zero fucks 

3 minutes ago, ballrific said:

Ah, that's the Drake look alike running around miami and doing gigs at clubs. Close enough though, your friends wont know the difference.

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Well that was in Chicago but sure.  Somebody please send more party supplies.  1hotel. Unit 1612.  

3 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I’m REALLY blasted right now in miami.  Zero fucks 

I'll allow it.

4 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I’m REALLY blasted right now in miami.  Zero fucks 

Please post pics of all the whores. Thank you very much.

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2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Please post pics of all the whores. Thank you very much.

 

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It's like you're in a Robert Palmer video.  Well fucking done.

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I checked out of this thread days ago and did see the dabo stuff on this page, but could it be that ou wants aranda and is waiting for this game to end/ Baylor not make the playoffs before announcing?

3 minutes ago, Colonel Sanders said:

It's like you're in a Robert Palmer video.  Well fucking done.

 

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1 hour ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I’m REALLY blasted right now in miami.  Zero fucks 

It’s 2PM.  

Respect 

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@ChiTownDoc is bathing in sluts, OU is going to hire Dabo, and I didn’t stay at a Holiday Inn last night. Fuck my life.

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3 hours ago, Sandman said:

I don't get the Drake angle. Sure, he's aJordan brand guy but he's a die-hard Kentucky fan! There's no way he'd just drop his allegiance to the wildcats on a whim. Do you think he's just some jock sniffer or something?????

Apparently you’re not familiar with Drake’s jock sniffing work

2 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

 

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You do a pretty good job on Cheap Eats.
 

I thought Toby Keith and Jim Ross were the only Sooner celebrities. 

Fox pregame talking about Riley to USC. Stoops keeps looking off while Reggie and Leinart are glowing. Stoops looks like someone took his bag of dicks away. 

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I’ll have some of what this guy is on
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He looks like he just figured out what chitowndoc’s sloppy seconds are gonna taste like.
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5 hours ago, Pdawg88 said:

I’ll have some of what this guy is on

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That's the kid who walks around ChiTown's loft in his underwear, lighting firecrackers.

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8 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Btw I’m not a dork.  Had to put that out there.  

You hang out here with us.  Thus you are a dork by association.

That's the kid who walks around ChiTown's loft in his underwear, lighting firecrackers.
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(He’s Chinese)
8 minutes ago, Chooky said:

That's the kid who walks around ChiTown's loft in his underwear, lighting firecrackers.

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It's Cosmo. He's Chinese.

8 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

 

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Mille on your wrist?

8 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Im in miami.  It’s Art Basel weekend.  I’m getting a lot more than Dabo.  Luckily I can prescribe myself antibiotics.  

edit: I also text Drake randomly.  He’s in Oklahoma.  I can’t figure out why. He was like ‘you an OU guy’.  

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Not sure how legit it is, but MSN got it from someplace:

 

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Oklahoma’s week-long coaching search has come to a close. 

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46 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Eh, hmm.

 

 

 

Then why haven’t they taken it down yet?

On 12/3/2021 at 6:14 PM, Pdawg88 said:

Annie is a complete bitch, I was around her at a football camp and couldn’t have been more of a cunt. 

and i bet she fucks like a banshee

Good thing his D just got pantsed by Bama.

Well, Lanning had more important things to do than worry about a dang football game!

Lulz, player revolt at SC apparently.  Didn’t want to play against Cal tonight.  Only 47 scholarship players are dressed… wonder what Linc thinks of that 

Mille on your wrist?

No way, he isn’t making a nurse’s salary.
8 minutes ago, Zhorn96 said:

Lulz, player revolt at SC apparently.  Didn’t want to play against Cal tonight.  Only 47 scholarship players are dressed… wonder what Linc thinks of that 

I don’t give a shit either way, but now he knows who loves football and who loves being a football player at USC

9 minutes ago, Zhorn96 said:

Lulz, player revolt at SC apparently.  Didn’t want to play against Cal tonight.  Only 47 scholarship players are dressed… wonder what Linc thinks of that 

What are they bitching about?

4 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

What are they bitching about?

No idea, probably having to play a meaningless rescheduled game.  Ingram is one of them though

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

and i bet she fucks like a banshee

 

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8 minutes ago, Zhorn96 said:

No idea, probably having to play a meaningless rescheduled game.  Ingram is one of them though

Couldn't grasp the opportunity 

10 minutes ago, Zhorn96 said:

No idea, probably having to play a meaningless rescheduled game.  Ingram is one of them though

Fuck ‘em.  Except for about 10 teams each season every game is meaningless.

3 hours ago, tx ind said:

Mille on your wrist?

Yes sir.  Bubba Watson RM55 white legend 

usc sucks and their receivers are stone hands and their qb looks like a chode with that face paint

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