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#652
On 12/13/2021 at 6:33 AM, Blotto said:

we may be witnessing the critical part of the Kelly recruiting process known as imprinting. A few minutes in the black-light lit chamber, cheek to cheek with Kelly as he grinds on you as only a middle age Irish catholic man can, and these kids will follow him into war. 

I guess they all have their own spin on the process

 

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LSU recruiting insiders in about 2 seasons

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#656
1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I bet this jackass eats fried chicken with a knife and fork.

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#657
On 12/15/2021 at 6:05 PM, Fudge Nuggets said:

I bet this jackass eats fried chicken with a knife and fork.

I understand that is Illegal in Georgia? You know SEC, SEC what not.

#659
On 12/13/2021 at 6:17 AM, CurlyDumps said:

Next Kelly’s gonna buy a Miata and get an earring.

When I was a kid one of our local dentists drove a Miata. Everyone called him the tooth fairy 

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#660
On 12/4/2021 at 11:57 AM, Herpa Derpa said:

Joe Brady ain't waking through that door. Kelly regularly gets out-coached by the top coaches (See Cincy game this year). Now he's in a league filled with top coaches. Let's see how that works out for him.  He's a fraud, as his exact same canned lines to the players and later at the basketball game demonstrate. He's inauthentic and will become a condescending asshole to the fanbase. It's who he is.

Your optimism is understandable. But it's not based on certainty, only hope. Folks round her been hoping for a long time.

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#663

Kelly gets his props

He'll never be accused of being a good human or a caring for the people around him, but he wins.

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#664
On 12/3/2021 at 9:09 AM, Hank Kingsley said:

Is it possible to believe he just won't have much success at LSU AND he's a terrible cultural fit? Because that's where I'm at. The double whammy. 

 

 

 

 

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#666
11 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

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Idk. He made the SEC title game and beat Bammer in year one. Ole Miss and FSU are both good. LSU has some serious issues on D, though. 

#670

I think Kelly is in real trouble if they lose to aggy again. They need to remain competitive in the Bama game.

If he goes 9-3, wins the bowl game and cans his coordinators I think he’ll be fine. But he’s gotta understand deep down he’s not a fit at LSU/SEC. 

#671
Brian Kelly greeting The Rutgers Boosters in a few seasons with a brand new accent, after being introduced as the new Head Coach

 

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#674
On 10/1/2023 at 2:11 PM, MrBig said:
Brian Kelly greeting The Rutgers Boosters in a few seasons with a brand new accent, after being introduced as the new Head Coach

 

Evergreen content. 

#675
On 11/29/2021 at 10:00 PM, Hank Kingsley said:

I think this is a bad move by Kelly and a bad fit overall for LSU. 

 

On 11/29/2021 at 10:08 PM, Hank Kingsley said:

If it was all about money, then he made the right decision. Everything else looks like a downgrade. 

 

On 11/30/2021 at 8:00 AM, Hank Kingsley said:

This is gonna be a spectacular failure. We are a fucking mess right now, but I'm glad LSU mortgaged their next decade on this overrated asshole. 

 

On 11/30/2021 at 10:32 AM, Hank Kingsley said:

I mean a downgrade in his ability to win a championship. Yes I know LSU won nattys with Les Miles and Ed Orgeron, but I think their luck runs out with this hire. 

LSU went from thinking Orgeron would be a lifer as HC after 2019 title to firing him 20 months later. If Kelly doesn't get results right away, it will get ugly (especially with his personality). 

 

On 11/30/2021 at 1:52 PM, Hank Kingsley said:

He'll get better talent at LSU, no question. But his opponents will be better and more athletic as well. 

 

On 12/3/2021 at 9:09 AM, Hank Kingsley said:

Is it possible to believe he just won't have much success at LSU AND he's a terrible cultural fit? Because that's where I'm at. The double whammy. 

 

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#676
Brian Kelly showing up for his interview at UCLA.

 

#678
5 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

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And Notre Dame ended up with the toast of the town. Penn State's pipe dream.

#680

That team has quit on their asshole coach.

Nuss is an idiot for coming back to that environment

I actually didn't mind seeing aggy kick the shit out of them last night because it only furthers their tailspin and aggy is well aggy 

#681

LSU does not look like LSU anymore. Let’s be real, since Saban left they haven’t been what anyone could call a “well coached team.” They just had stupidly athletic aggressive playmakers and beat you up, an actual link of boudin could have been wearing the headset and under Ogre— basically was. 
 

Combine that with the nightmare of Tiger Stadium, where the BAC is higher than the average GPA and it was hopeless unless a Bama or UGA team with similar athletes but real coaching came to play.

The stadium was even out of it. You saw flashes in the 2nd quarter, but it was obvious that LSU was not as good athletically or schematically and the only hope was for A&M to beat itself.  Maybe booting SC coach Moffitt WAS that big of a mistake.

#682

The LSU post game radio show was very enjoyable last night

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#683

They spent the whole offseason focusing on Clemson. Put paws all over and pictures of Clemson players on tackling dummies. Nice job dipshits, anyone can beat Clemson 

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#684
1 hour ago, bullzak said:

Kelly buyout is 53 million. 😱😱

Not happening 

And thanks to [redacted] there isn’t nearly as much money in the hospital systems to funnel to LSU footbaw. 

#689
One of Brian Kelly's first moves as LSU coach was firing Tommy Moffitt - a legendary strength coach who was part of all 3 LSU titles this centuryTommy Moffitt is now the strength coach at Texas A&M.This is the second year in a row A&M has absolutely BULLIED LSU. Just sayin

 

#691
3 hours ago, The Dog said:
One of Brian Kelly's first moves as LSU coach was firing Tommy Moffitt - a legendary strength coach who was part of all 3 LSU titles this centuryTommy Moffitt is now the strength coach at Texas A&M.This is the second year in a row A&M has absolutely BULLIED LSU. Just sayin

 

I was mocked for pointing out this would pay dividends at A&M. Moffitt builds tough players. 

#694
5 hours ago, bullzak said:

Kelly buyout is 53 million. 😱😱

Not happening 

LSU will bankrupt every hospital in that state if that's what it takes to pay Kelly's buyout and to make another ridiculous hire. 

#697
Officials are considering various aspects in the decision on Kelly's future, most notably a ~$53 million buyout of his contract, which is eased because of offset language (it is reduced by future work and would be delivered in installments over several years).

 

#698
6 minutes ago, Message Board User said:
Officials are considering various aspects in the decision on Kelly's future, most notably a ~$53 million buyout of his contract, which is eased because of offset language (it is reduced by future work and would be delivered in installments over several years).

 

Kelly is such a tremendous asshole they better hope that offset language requires him to look for another P4 HC job in good faith because he might decide to just sit on his couch.

Although to be fair I'm only a mediocre asshole and I'd sit on my ass for $53 million, too.

#700
10 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Kelly is such a tremendous asshole they better hope that offset language requires him to look for another P4 HC job in good faith because he might decide to just sit on his couch.

Although to be fair I'm only a mediocre asshole and I'd sit on my ass for $53 million, too.

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