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Just now, Zeus said:

Hey Ogre was pretty cool

 

 

Yeah, I like him. He sucks as a HC, but he's a witch recruiter, very likeable, and a hell of a DL coach before he got the gig at Ole Miss. 

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1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Brian Kelly being brought on the Texas staff as an analyst.  More at 11

 

hard pass 

2 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Pre NIL it was way up there. Lots of talent in Louisiana, Mississippi and East Texas with no in state competition. Now that recruiting is big, above-board, instead of small, under-the-table, money based - no fucking way. 

Fify.

39 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

Who do guys think would win in a fist fight between CDC and Sark? My money is on CDC. 

I could only see this happening if CDC said something about L'Oreal and she gave Sark that Jada Pinkett stare.

Then I think Sark would stroll up with his chest out ready to slap CDC and walk right into a stiff jab.  CDC by ground and pound ref stoppage, 0:22 of Round 1.

Just now, TexArcher said:

I could only see this happening if CDC said something about L'Oreal and she gave Sark that Jada Pinkett stare.

Then I think Sark would stroll up with his chest out ready to slap CDC and walk right into a stiff jab.  CDC by ground and pound ref stoppage, 0:22 of Round 1.

OK, so let me throw this wrench in the mix- 

What if CDC is really the baby daddy? 

1 minute ago, William Bludworth said:

OK, so let me throw this wrench in the mix- 

What if CDC is really the baby daddy? 

He's not.

8 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

Lee Miles and LSU never should have even been in the NC game that year with 3 losses. Worst title game ever.

They had 2 losses my dude. Both in 3OT on the road. And while I do agree with your overall sentiment, let's get the facts straight.

2 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Damn, aggy out here sleeping peoples corches.  

It's, uh, definitely an unfamiliar feeling. Sleeping our own starting quarterbacks...that's more our jam.

2 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

All LSU players are now portal eligible   

Paging Kyle Flood and Sark     

 

 

Tech needs a QB...

3 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

All LSU players are now portal eligible   

Paging Kyle Flood and Sark     

 

 

Take their entire offensive line and win the conference.  Go with my blessing.

4 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

All LSU players are now portal eligible   

Paging Kyle Flood and Sark     

 

 

lol why would they come here with our coach's foot halfway out the door??  that "leak" saturday really fucked us 

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Take their entire offensive line and win the conference.  Go with my blessing.

This. Throw a bag at C and G if nothing else

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Take their entire offensive line and win the conference.  Go with my blessing.

 

1 minute ago, BrazilHorn said:

This. Throw a bag at C and G if nothing else

That OL just got its ass kicked all night. It's part of why he is getting fired.

1 minute ago, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

lol why would they come here with our coach's foot halfway out the door??  that "leak" saturday really fucked us 

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Just now, Huckleberry said:

 

That OL just got its ass kicked all night. It's part of why he is getting fired.

Then they would fit right in. 

lol why would they come here with our coach's foot halfway out the door??  that "leak" saturday really fucked us 

Yeah that 17 point rally was our guys putting down tape for their next team.

What makes this shit that much funnier of us/concerning for the citizens of Louisiana:  Moscona was imploring his listeners to “stroke a check” to buyout Kelly just last night on Whiskey and Wine. 

So their best insider says they can’t swing the buyout. 18 hours later they “find” the money to buyout Kelly. All jokes aside, they’re going to fuck their students with bullshit fees to cover this. 

19 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

 

That OL just got its ass kicked all night. It's part of why he is getting fired.

And there is still no way that at least a couple of them wouldn't be upgrades for us right now.

They gave up 0 sacks to Florida compared to our 6.

Yea I am inclined to think some of the talent at LSU quit on their asshole coach several weeks back

10 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

What makes this shit that much funnier of us/concerning for the citizens of Louisiana:  Moscona was imploring his listeners to “stroke a check” to buyout Kelly just last night on Whiskey and Wine. 

So their best insider says they can’t swing the buyout. 18 hours later they “find” the money to buyout Kelly. All jokes aside, they’re going to fuck their students with bullshit fees to cover this. 

They just need to legalize the sale of all illegal drugs and tax the shit out of them, legalize every single vice and tax it, it could work. BK had to go even tho most of us thought it was a not a good fit and at best funky and that’s what it turned out to be. He is a SOB, he gone, good. Hope he fucks off to some island somewhere and never darkens the world with his presence again. He looks like hammered shit now. Aged a ton in 5 seasons. Hope he fucks off, after a few pitiful rage filled interviews with his pal Paul Finebutt, 

I’m not looking up his contract but could the state reassign him to coach McNeese or Nichols State or some bullshit so he’d go find a job?

2 minutes ago, tx ind said:

I’m not looking up his contract but could the state reassign him to coach McNeese or Nichols State or some bullshit so he’d go find a job?

 

prison football team 

I know everybody hates Portnoy, but Wake Up Barstool is going to be muy caliente tomorrow morning. 
 

T-Bob melting down about LSU, and Brandon Walker discussing his soul leaving his body after the Niblett punt return. 

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I know everybody hates Portnoy, but Wake Up Barstool is going to be muy caliente tomorrow morning. 
 

T-Bob melting down about LSU, and Brandon Walker discussing his soul leaving his body after the Niblett punt return. 

Between those clowns how could it not be entertaining tomorrow....

15 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

They just need to legalize the sale of all illegal drugs and tax the shit out of them, legalize every single vice and tax it, it could work. BK had to go even tho most of us thought it was a not a good fit and at best funky and that’s what it turned out to be. He is a SOB, he gone, good. Hope he fucks off to some island somewhere and never darkens the world with his presence again. He looks like hammered shit now. Aged a ton in 5 seasons. Hope he fucks off, after a few pitiful rage filled interviews with his pal Paul Finebutt, 

The price of craw dads is gonna go thru the roof!

I was told LSU is broke over and over, yet they can afford great baseball teams spending more than anyone else and they can afford this buyout…. 

55 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

@Sbbruin thoughts?

I think all these retreads aren’t the right call.  We don’t need to get locked into some $50 mil buyout. 

8 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

I was told LSU is broke over and over, yet they can afford great baseball teams spending more than anyone else and they can afford this buyout…. 

 

3 titles since 2000 

8 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

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All the building weirdness normally would be sure indications of an AI image, but then you think eeeeeeh it’s Baton Rouge so maybe. 

41 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

How does a guy this cool get fired?

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I was waiting for someone to post this gif. 

Brian Kelly being brought on the Texas staff as an analyst.  More at 11

~ Evil Mack Brown

LSU coaching records in their first 4 years: 

Last 4 LSU coaching records 

Saban: 39-13 , SEC Championship, National Championship 

Miles: 42-11, SEC Championship, National Championship 

Orgeron: 41-9,SEC Championship,  National Championship 

Kelly: 34-14, Nothing

58 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

They had 2 losses my dude. Both in 3OT on the road. And while I do agree with your overall sentiment, let's get the facts straight.

Gotcha. Appreciate the correction. But still, fuck them and they never should have been there. Honestly, Mizzou or Kansas should have been in it based on records (both only had 1-loss). 

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

3 titles since 2000 

Nick Saban, I’ll give the 07 one to Saban as well along with Lady Luck, and then incredible confluence of upper class talent and creative coaching. 

58 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

 

That OL just got its ass kicked all night. It's part of why he is getting fired.

I thought the announcers said both starting tackles were freshman. They got et up.

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

LSU coaching records in their first 4 years: 

Last 4 LSU coaching records 

Saban: 39-13 , SEC Championship, National Championship 

Miles: 42-11, SEC Championship, National Championship 

Orgeron: 41-9,SEC Championship,  National Championship 

Kelly: 34-14, Nothing

Kelly would still be there if he wasn’t a colossal asshole.  Saban is just a coaching savant and lets remember that LSU was a very middling SEC team coached by Gerry DiNardo when he arrived. 

I think all these retreads aren’t the right call.  We don’t need to get locked into some $50 mil buyout. 

We’ll raise you Sark then!

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