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52 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

How does a guy this cool get fired?

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I had zero doubt ZERO, that he would go down in flames after this emerged. 

Fucking fraud

Seriously what does this fraud do well

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13 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

3 titles since 2000 

There are a LOT of teams that would love 3 titles every 25 years

Talking about how the landscape has changed— DiNardo never had a plus .500 season when LSU hired him from Vandy. Insane that in the 1990s that was the result of an LSU corching search. 

More vacancies than good coaches this year 

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

legalize weed in louisiana and tax it, easy fix !

They would still take money from the hospitals

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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meth

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2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

if sark finishes 1-3, with a big L to aggie does UT kelly him ?

I think he’s built up enough capital with a conference championship, 2 playoff appearances, 2 playoff wins, and a winning record against OU to keep him safe for a couple years. 
 

Also, not being a dick goes a long way. 

8 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

 

There’s a frugal path with Stein or Sumrall.

But these people are idiots with a literal Napoleon complex. 
 

Chris Gordy on Locked on SEC called Brohm unqualified for the LSU job. You can’t make this shit up. 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

is LSU a better job than UT ???

3 titles since 2000 

LSU hasn’t been a better job, ever. Not in January or 2004, 2008, or 2021. 

2 hours ago, William Bludworth said:

Who do guys think would win in a fist fight between CDC and Sark? My money is on CDC. 

What's Sark's BAC?

18 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

legalize weed in louisiana and tax it, easy fix !

Crawdads!

21 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Talking about how the landscape has changed— DiNardo never had a plus .500 season when LSU hired him from Vandy. Insane that in the 1990s that was the result of an LSU corching search. 

LSU and Georgia sucked in the 90’s.  

I have never been an Eddie O hater, but at this point I wish Texas could hire him as the party coordinator or something

the guy is as straight up and honest as you can get......you want to pay me $17.1 million to get the fuck out.....well bye!......and all he has done since then is have fun and chase hot girls  

I know he’s older, but who’s going to steal the Houston coach?

Just now, ButtFumble said:

I have never been an Eddie O hater, but at this point I wish Texas could hire him as the party coordinator or something

the guy is as straight up and honest as you can get......you want to pay me $17.1 million to get the fuck out.....well bye!......and all he has done since then is have fun and chase hot girls  

 

just give him plenty of time to chase kitty 

19 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

There’s a frugal path with Stein or Sumrall.

But these people are idiots with a literal Napoleon complex. 
 

Chris Gordy on Locked on SEC called Brohm unqualified for the LSU job. You can’t make this shit up. 

Napoleon was French so the tie to Louisiana works. 

1 minute ago, Satchel said:

I know he’s older, but who’s going to steal the Houston coach?

LSU would probably make the most sense, but they would probably have to pay him $10 million per year guaranteed for at least 4 years is not 5

he was always saying he would not leave Tulane, and it is said Tulane was set to pay him the same as Houston, but he left

the one thing with him is he is old, it usually takes him a bad year or two to rebuild and after his better years he usually has a drop odd or leaves for another job......well there is nowhere to leave from LSU 

the one thing that works in favor of LSU is Houston still has massive expectations that they have never shown they can pay up to meet and they have shitty fan support and an administration that thinks they are in the big time and acts like it......so one final guaranteed massive payout for 4 or 5 years might get him to move 

but at the same time Houston has pretty much only beaten shitty teams this year or teams with a lot of attrition (ASU) and they got worked by Tech their one tough game......I would not be surprised to see TCU, Baylor and UCF work them over this year 

25 minutes ago, Cruz in Aledo said:

LSU hasn’t been a better job, ever. Not in January or 2004, 2008, or 2021. 

And yet they have titles while we fart in the dusty wind like a lost Muaddib

4 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

I have never been an Eddie O hater, but at this point I wish Texas could hire him as the party coordinator or something

the guy is as straight up and honest as you can get......you want to pay me $17.1 million to get the fuck out.....well bye!......and all he has done since then is have fun and chase hot girls  

He’s a wild boy, but certainly no wilder than Banks. 
 

Oeaux assembled and coached one of the best teams in CFB history, and certainly the best in program history. 
 

You’re going to get got after 5-5 and 6-7, but part of me wonders if he would have been much cheaper and possibly better than Kelly. At a minimum he’s genuine and comfortable in his own skin. 

4 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

LSU would probably make the most sense, but they would probably have to pay him $10 million per year guaranteed for at least 4 years is not 5

he was always saying he would not leave Tulane, and it is said Tulane was set to pay him the same as Houston, but he left

the one thing with him is he is old, it usually takes him a bad year or two to rebuild and after his better years he usually has a drop odd or leaves for another job......well there is nowhere to leave from LSU 

the one thing that works in favor of LSU is Houston still has massive expectations that they have never shown they can pay up to meet and they have shitty fan support and an administration that thinks they are in the big time and acts like it......so one final guaranteed massive payout for 4 or 5 years might get him to move 

but at the same time Houston has pretty much only beaten shitty teams this year or teams with a lot of attrition (ASU) and they got worked by Tech their one tough game......I would not be surprised to see TCU, Baylor and UCF work them over this year 

 

his u of h buyout is landry's two for one coupons 

Just a reminder…

RIP Declan Sullivan and Lizzy Seeberg.

Go fuck yourself, Kelly. 

13 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

He’s a wild boy, but certainly no wilder than Banks. 
 

Oeaux assembled and coached one of the best teams in CFB history, and certainly the best in program history. 
 

You’re going to get got after 5-5 and 6-7, but part of me wonders if he would have been much cheaper and possibly better than Kelly. At a minimum he’s genuine and comfortable in his own skin. 

Hard to believe 2 head tigahs got their gat got in less than 6 full seasons since miss milfy tigah did her thing at the white house 

 

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17 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

And yet they have titles while we fart in the dusty wind like a lost Muaddib

They have an entire state behind them. Texas has like 10 fbs schools, and half of them are in p4 and sabotage each other at every opportunity. 

2 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

 

That OL just got its ass kicked all night. It's part of why he is getting fired.

So they already know our blocking schemes?

😂 

Kiffin is going to be the highest paid CFB coach once the 3-way bidding war begins. 

2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

That's a lot of nutria rat tails

29 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

And yet they have titles while we fart in the dusty wind like a lost Muaddib

the sleeper must awaken

34 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

He’s a wild boy, but certainly no wilder than Banks.  

you’re high. 

More Moscona:

- There’s a beef between Woodward and the governor. So he’s probably out too.

- LSU offered Kelly 2 lump sum payments at a smaller number than his buyout. LOL

- $100 to $115 million to buyout Kelly and his staff + hire a new HC and staff. So no reasonable hires like Sumrall and Stein.

- The governor iced out Woodward on the meeting to fire Kelly. Great stuff. 
 

- LSU hasn’t agreed to a buyout. So LSU is going to keep paying him $800k a month until they come to terms. 
 

- LSU is trying to cheap skate their way out of this and is exploring a settlement (LOL) or a firing for cause (double LOL). 

Brian Kelly is a bad guy. An old school asshole. A real piece of shit. 

We live in a world where the bad guys are winning. But not today.

Adios, motherfucker. Fuck you. 

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1 minute ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Brian Kelly is a bad guy. An old school asshole. A real piece of shit. 

We live in a world where the bad guys are winning. But not today.

Adios, motherfucker. Fuck you. 

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This bad guy is getting paid $50 million to not work. Same with Jimbo and Franklin. Doesn't really seem like the good guys are really winning anything, but okay. 

I'm glad Kelly's sorry ass is being embarrassed, but it's a Pyrrhic victory overall IMO. 

Just now, Fondren & Main said:

Dude, LSU really are a bunch of illiterate retards…

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