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Everyone will forget all of this the next time Texas hires a football coach and one thing doesn't go perfectly and this whole board starts crying about how embarrassing it is.

Meanwhile they will all forget how hilarious 90% of coaching changes at major programs are.

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Holy shit this whole story awesome. The 30 for 30 will be epic. How is this an awesome destination for a HC? The governor or the President of the USA chooses, LSU still doesn’t have a President of their own school, now they have no AD and the decision wouldn’t be left up to the replacements anyway. The board has no fucking clue they are involved. This is fucking bonkers.

 

only one man would take on this shit and waltz in there no fucks given, swinging his sword, a personal hero of mine. Mike Leach. Damn I miss him. That would have been beyond fantastic if he were still alive, 

Verge?

and I think LSU AD would be a great landing spot for one Mack Brown. He learned from the best. 

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I’m gonna be in New Orleans next week. Think I should swing by the campus and informally announce my candidacy? I’d work cheap and wouldn’t need much of a buy out.

3 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

LSU is “parting ways” with Scott Woodward. 

They're hiring Ed Orgeron back, aren’t they?

Why not? This whole deal is epic (not in a good way) and entertaining.

where is Bobby Boucher? 
 

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Brian Kelly was so fake and such an asshole that they’re longing for the Cajun Carouser. I think they’ve forgotten why they fired him. 

4 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Brian Kelly was so fake and such an asshole that they’re longing for the Cajun Carouser. I think they’ve forgotten why they fired him. 

Wasn’t there some rumor about Coach O hitting on some bigwig’s wife? Seems so stupid in light of all this fuckery. Coach O was perfect for them. Better than the grass eating sociopath Miles and the murdering sociopath faux southerner Kelly. 

Landry seems to be making this up as he goes. Entertaining stuff. Its like a mix of house of cards and swamp people. 

3 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Brian Kelly was so fake and such an asshole that they’re longing for the Cajun Carouser. I think they’ve forgotten why they fired him. 

Good. He can fuck that dipshit Landry's mistress and remind everyone. This is already fantastic, but if we get Coach O in the mix...

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But he may be all they can get if they think they can hire a guy for cheap where there will be a dozen gigs open. 

1 minute ago, BlackCat said:

Landry seems to be making this up as he goes. Entertaining stuff. Its like a mix of house of cards and swamp people. 

This is stunning. No one knows what is going to happen next. Early Christmas. 
 

 

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He’s not wrong. 
 

Coach O to the courtesy white phone please. 

25 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

I’m gonna be in New Orleans next week. Think I should swing by the campus and informally announce my candidacy? I’d work cheap and wouldn’t need much of a buy out.

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6 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Pour it on James.

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This is from a guy who would routinely say during a Meet The Press appearance, “well, don’t listen to me, it took me 8 years to get out of LSU, but…”

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Carville is wrong. I do not think any less of LSU. 

All the tigahs Ive asked about it dont seem worried and say they have a solid war chest. Tigerdroppings is melting down though.

1 minute ago, BlackCat said:

All the tigahs Ive asked about it dont seem worried and say they have a solid war chest. Tigerdroppings is melting down though.

Understandably.

 

6 hours ago, BRLA said:

He's an idiot and he's outright lying about the buyout.  The funding for the buyout comes from the TAF (their version of the Longhorn Foundation) which is funded by private donors and funds.  He's grandstanding for political reasons only.  What's interesting to me is that he's not an LSU guy, he graduated from UL Lafayette so there's a fair amount of skepticism and concern that he may not have LSU's best interests at heart.

Whatever the case may be, he loves a microphone AND he really is a moron so the next few days of his publicity tour should be both entertaining and detrimental to their coaching search - bring it on!

How many SWT and UTSA fans do you know that own Longhorn gear and go to games when they can?

Same thing. 

29 minutes ago, BlackCat said:

All the tigahs Ive asked about it dont seem worried and say they have a solid war chest. Tigerdroppings is melting down though.

How many hospitals paid to fill it?

2 hours ago, William Bludworth said:

The only WR I'll say we will never see again is Randy Moss. The most talented WR to ever play the game. Full stop. 

tell me you never saw wayne chrebet without telling me you never saw wayne chrebet. 

aggie really really fucked up lsu / the gov mansion / state of louisiana./ cane's 

 

 

7 hours ago, BigHornedLurker said:

 

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This is already rivaling some historic Tennesse searches and they haven't even started yet and i am here for every second of it. 

Greg Schiano to LSU!

lets be honest he has nothing to lose Rutgers would hire him back a 3rd time

I'm still holding out hope for Tubberville.  Ed O would be just as hilarious though.  

On 10/30/2025 at 6:47 AM, Parliament said:

God I miss that man.

Mike was, imo, maybe the most honest person in college football. Certainly, in the last 20+ years. He was funny, honest, a good coach and not a cheater. 

He was great for college football and I miss him too.

5 hours ago, RabidM said:

I'm still holding out hope for Tubberville.  Ed O would be just as hilarious though.  

I would love Ed O to roll up with a couple of 20 something smoke shows. Mumble something about the governor, and committee. Then say something about not letting the talent or his entertainment run the show. 

He won't, but a man can dream. 

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6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

 

Jimbo is the man for LSU bc they should be able to get him cheap.

aggy will be footing most of the bill due to his last, idiotic no-offset contract with them. Make it be so for the LOLs.

 

I'm not an LSU fan by any means but I am a Coach O fan.  His interviews always sounded as if he a mouth full of rocks and would end with "go tigers".  

10 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Jimbo is the man for LSU bc they should be able to get him cheap.

aggy will be footing most of the bill due to his last, idiotic no-offset contract with them. Make it be so for the LOLs.

 

Hmm.. upon further review.. Jimbo to LSU, Elko to PSU, and Ed O to UCLA would create so many waves of fan frustration and culture clash I could feed off the tears instead of my own. 

Yeah... that's a very delicious dream.

Can you imagine Ed O at UCLA? 

2 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

I'm not an LSU fan by any means but I am a Coach O fan.  His interviews always sounded as if he a mouth full of rocks and would end with "go tigers".  

See my post below. I'd enjoy Ed O dragging his hot women to UCLA. 

While I'm pipe dreaming maybe Mack can head back to UNC. Yeah, I know he's not welcome there, stop spoiling my pipe dreams. 

6 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Hmm.. upon further review.. Jimbo to LSU, Elko to PSU, and Ed O to UCLA would create so many waves of fan frustration and culture clash I could feed off the tears instead of my own. 

Yeah... that's a very delicious dream.

Can you imagine Ed O at UCLA? 

Might work if UCLA would import boudin, pistolettes, and etouffee for him.   

Made myself hungry, guess it is Vautrots for lunch today.

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28 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Mike was, imo, maybe the most honest person in college football. Certainly, in the last 20+ years. He was funny, honest, a good coach and not a cheater. 

He was great for college football and I miss him too.

Because today is Halloween. 
 

That little movement of his eyes and eyebrows when he mentions that he does go to the dollar store to buy candy cracks me up every time. 
 

 

2 minutes ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

Because today is Halloween. 
 

That little movement of his eyes and eyebrows when he mentions that he does go to the dollar store to buy candy cracks me up every time. 
 

 

That's awesome! That sideline reporter never expected that in depth, well informed opinion. Thanks for posting it! The Pirate will never die!!

I miss Mike so much. My own uncle Mike died not that long after Mike Leach. My uncle loved him. He was a Texas Tech grad. Both were funny like that. Would talk to anyone about anything anywhere and at any time, damn I miss em both. 
 

can you imagine Leach with NIL money? Dude already gave people fits with a budget. Damnit. Life isn’t fair. 😭 

8 minutes ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

Because today is Halloween. 
 

That little movement of his eyes and eyebrows when he mentions that he does go to the dollar store to buy candy cracks me up every time. 
 

 

Almond Joy for the win.  

I’d never heard of this Landry guy but holy shit is he awesome. He’s got the balls to actually call out what a racket head coach salaries are and is probably going to be remembered as the first domino in getting them back down to a reasonable level. He’s what the sport needed.

9 hours ago, BlackCat said:

Landry seems to be making this up as he goes. Entertaining stuff. Its like a mix of house of cards and swamp people. 

As it should be….

51 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Can you imagine Ed O at UCLA? 

 

SoCal cougars rejoice!

23 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I’d never heard of this Landry guy but holy shit is he awesome. He’s got the balls to actually call out what a racket head coach salaries are and is probably going to be remembered as the first domino in getting them back down to a reasonable level. He’s what the sport needed.

I honestly wouldn’t mind if all 50 states had a meeting and pushed back against Sexton and these ridiculous back breaking contracts. Just say no more fucker. More reasonable contracts. With NIL out of control people can only afford so much for athletes. And if the school is stuck with a HC because of a shit contract donors will close up their wallets. Until that coach is gone. Imagine how much money was spent on athletes under Kelly and Franklln for zero fucking results. Money down the toilet. 

We're seriously looking at the Governor of Louisiana as some voice of reason and leader of change?

Very much looking forward to the first press conference with new LSU Athletics Director Kid Rock, sponsored by Keystone Light.

1 hour ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

Because today is Halloween. 
 

That little movement of his eyes and eyebrows when he mentions that he does go to the dollar store to buy candy cracks me up every time. 
 

 

Awesome.

Also, 45-6 MS ST over Vandy. Man times have changed.

36 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I’d never heard of this Landry guy but holy shit is he awesome. He’s got the balls to actually call out what a racket head coach salaries are and is probably going to be remembered as the first domino in getting them back down to a reasonable level. He’s what the sport needed.

Congrats to the next LSU coach and his $20m/year salary.

1 hour ago, DFW Horn said:

Jimbo is the man for LSU bc they should be able to get him cheap.

aggy will be footing most of the bill due to his last, idiotic no-offset contract with them. Make it be so for the LOLs.

 

It's also a good way to become a one term governor. Imagine going through all of this pageantry to ultimately end up with Temu boomhauer.

7 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I honestly wouldn’t mind if all 50 states had a meeting and pushed back against Sexton and these ridiculous back breaking contracts. Just say no more fucker. More reasonable contracts. With NIL out of control people can only afford so much for athletes. And if the school is stuck with a HC because of a shit contract donors will close up their wallets. Until that coach is gone. Imagine how much money was spent on athletes under Kelly and Franklln for zero fucking results. Money down the toilet. 

Uh....that's not how it works. The reason the contracts spiral out of control is the same reason professional athletes and coaches salaries spiral out of control....there aren't enough of them to go around for all of the schools that think they should be in the mix for a national championship. A large number of the administrators running the show at these ath departments are now making 7 figures themselves. Most of these meatheads aren't willing to risk their own riches on a special teams coach from the MAC conference. The perceived top coaches aren't gonna change jobs for less money. 

15 minutes ago, South Austin said:

We're seriously looking at the Governor of Louisiana as some voice of reason and leader of change?

It's @Helobious...

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