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Zachary Segal is gonna be big mad.  

Yeah, but do you supposedly get a bumper sticker and a R-tic cup for contributing? 

7 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

is it a digital token?

We’re the joneses

1 minute ago, taybo20 said:

We’re the joneses

Oh shit. Don't look at other threads around here.

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Of course you know when aggy hears about this, John Sharp will “borrow” $10,000,001 from the Hurricane Harvey account to start their Pyle Field Putz fund.

Edited by Armybrat

Just now, Jive Turkey said:

we're gonna be good again?

give Arch Manning about $8M of that.

While other blue bloods are focused on paying coaches massive salaries this off-season, donors are focused on paying players big money. It just might be crazy enough to work. Im sure there are donors who would send any 5* who signs with us a cool $1mill. 

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We just flopped it out on the table

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Edited by Kel Varnsen

Being discussed around outdoor fire pit(s) in Salida earlier this fall was an idea, for football, of building a fund of $8.5 meg yearly to pay every scholarship player $100,000 as a base under NIL. Players would be able - and assisted - to find other NIL-legal income streams on top of the base. 

22 minutes ago, PatSolitanojr said:

But but but, Texas boosters bad! 

Texas boosters: Bad

Texas boosters' money: Excellent

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A live look at Texas recruiting pitch..

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2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

I have some thoughts...

My first impression was it's going to take a lot more than $10 million.

But that's the initial pledge, so I'm going to assume there's much more coming.

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1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

My first impression was it's going to take a lot more than $10 million.

But that's the initial pledge, so I'm going to assume there's much more coming.

@closetojumping said eventually it's a $300 million thing

Any write up on how this thing works? Nothing on the googles yet.

 

1 minute ago, THUJONE said:

@closetojumping said eventually it's a $300 million thing

That's more like it.

2 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

@closetojumping said eventually it's a $300 million thing

Holy shit. That amounts to 1 Longhorn Network

2 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Holy shit. That amounts to 1 Longhorn Network

Texas chump change.

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How it started:

How it's going (a few hours later):

 

16 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

@closetojumping said eventually it's a $300 million thing

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The key to the game is your capital reserves. If you don't have enough, you can't piss in the tall weeds with the big dogs.

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In other news, esteemed aggy entrepreneur Archie Aplin III, CEO of Buc-ee's, has announces a NIL deal for current aggy football players that consists of $0.25 off each bag of ice and a bag of beef jerky every 3rd Wednesday of the month.

 

3 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

In other news, esteemed aggy entrepreneur Archie Aplin III, CEO of Buc-ee's, has announces a NIL deal for current aggy football players that consists of $0.25 off each bag of ice and a bag of beef jerky every 3rd Wednesday of the month.

 

God help me, I love Buc-ee's.

Having former players involved is great. This is awesome. God I want to win some football games. 

6 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

In other news, esteemed aggy entrepreneur Archie Aplin III, CEO of Buc-ee's, has announces a NIL deal for current aggy football players that consists of $0.25 off each bag of ice and a bag of beef jerky every 3rd Wednesday of the month.

 

That's the gift that just keeps on givin.

1 hour ago, Viper said:

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This is reason #1 why the NCAA elites didn't want NIL to happen. When they were talking about the uneven playing field it would create, they were talking about us.

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