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I always assumed he'd walk because #chicago.

I still cannot believe what a stupid country we are that a single person actually believed him. #idiocracy

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isnt a Hate Crime still a Hate Crime if you premeditated and perpetrated it, even if on yourself?

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Yeah, there's one person on that jury saying "yeah, he did it, but no one got hurt so..."

Yep. It's not hard to imagine that someone would know that he made the whole story up, but they don't want want to feel responsible for potentially sending someone to jail/prison for a lie. 

39 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

isnt a Hate Crime still a Hate Crime if you premeditated and perpetrated it, even if on yourself?

I assume the Feds will be charging him, right?

40 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

isnt a Hate Crime still a Hate Crime if you premeditated and perpetrated it, even if on yourself?

The entire board would be arrested for sexual assault under this legal doctrine.

9 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Yep. It's not hard to imagine that someone would know that he made the whole story up, but they don't want want to feel responsible for potentially sending someone to jail/prison for a lie. 

A creative prosecutor (and now, perhaps judge) could have settled this and saved the taxpayers money. Just tell the man to go on TV, admit he lied, shed a few tears, and we all move along. 

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1 minute ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

It's not sexual assault if you give yourself consent

Since it's never in writing or spoken out loud, I doubt the jury would see it your way. Just confess to all of the weird things you google, man.

ae55283e15c1ccf456bf3bbb83c43256--saturd

49 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

The entire board would be arrested for sexual assault under this legal doctrine.

Edit: already posted.

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Dave Chappelle condemned this man's fate before the trial even started. In fact, as part of Voir Dire, I hope they struck anyone who has watched the Dave Chappelle bit because a) that's a hilarious way to get struck from the jury that you can tell at parties for the rest of your life and b) you already knew what time it was. 

VERDICT REACHED

Guilty on 5 of 6 counts. Prepare your anus bro.

I didn't read this thread. Have there been any posts where someone here actually thinks this guy was innocent???

The fact that anyone gave a shit about this case baffles me to no end. 

Just now, Royalfan5 said:

The fact that anyone gave a shit about this case baffles me to no end. 

Did you just land on planet earth? You really cant figure out why this case garnered so much attention? 

2 minutes ago, Royalfan5 said:

The fact that anyone gave a shit about this case baffles me to no end. 

I mean... race baiting is kinda a very shitty thing to do... and the media pours gasoline on every race baiting fire... so... yeah, i can see why people wanted this ass clown to burn. you don't fuck around with hate crimes dude.

Justice for Juicy!


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16 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Did you just land on planet earth? You really cant figure out why this case garnered so much attention? 

I can figure out why I just think it’s dumb as duck that anyone tries to make it into a big deal. It’s not like he’s the first to fake something, and he’s not going to be the last, and they caught everyone involved in the deal so why give a fuck?

1 minute ago, Royalfan5 said:

I can figure out why I just think it’s dumb as duck that anyone tries to make it into a big deal. It’s not like he’s the first to fake something, and he’s not going to be the last, and they caught everyone involved in the deal so why give a fuck?

The motto of this country should officially be "dumb as fuck." From your comments, it doesnt really baffle you, you just wish the average American would apply your logic

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good luck with that. 

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9 minutes ago, Royalfan5 said:

I can figure out why I just think it’s dumb as duck that anyone tries to make it into a big deal. It’s not like he’s the first to fake something, and he’s not going to be the last, and they caught everyone involved in the deal so why give a fuck?

Not a big deal? That the most vile kind of slander people can make — that you win for placing someone in a kafka trap while you get lionized and martyrized — is so asymmetrically cheap that it becomes easy to sling around …… 

…that the president and vice president can publicly single you out as a victim… 

that kind of poisonous behavior should be prosecuted. 

45 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

I didn't read this thread. Have there been any posts where someone here actually thinks this guy was innocent???

@Hank Scorpio to the courtesy phone

I’m thinking that he may end up regretting the perjury he committed while on the stand come sentence time.

He may have just left time folding shirts at Good Will for (insert prison cliche here).

Jury got it right again.  Batting 3 for 3 this season!

56 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

I didn't read this thread. Have there been any posts where someone here actually thinks this guy was innocent???

Check the Cloak Room

51 minutes ago, Royalfan5 said:

The fact that anyone gave a shit about this case baffles me to no end. 

Simple. It was a big story when it “happened.”  As in the most famous people in the world drawing attention to it. That’s when I learned who the guy was  

Only natural that it would still be a big story once the truth came out. 

I imagine if it was a minor story when it “happened”, it would’ve faded away even when the truth came out. 

If you don’t take pleasure in a lying, smug, narcissist getting busted……Plus our quick-trigger media/Dems proven to be fools again. Well, it’s kinda like UCLA’s comeback vs the Pimp Cane for me.


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10 minutes ago, Don Johnson said:

Simple. It was a big story when it “happened.”  As in the most famous people in the world drawing attention to it. That’s when I learned who the guy was  

Only natural that it would still be a big story once the truth came out. 

I imagine if it was a minor story when it “happened”, it would’ve faded away even when the truth came out. 

Exactly. The problem is morons with megaphones give voice and sympathy to this kind of crap without doing the most basic evaluation of whether there might be any veracity to the claim. This unquestionably was the stupidest among a lot of stupid fake hate crimes ... a healthy national conversation requires our informational gatekeepers to do even the most basic of evaluation before running with a story and giving idiots like this a platform to espouse Idiocracy.

Unbridled scum. And anyone perpetrating crap like this is unbridled scum whether black, white, yellow, purple or any color. 

Belongs in a cage for a good while so he reflect upon what a piece of shit he is.  

28 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Jury got it right again.  Batting 3 for 3 this season!

This is far more important than the politics or sexual and racial portion of this.  Color me shocked but relieved the system still seems to be working even in this atmosphere. 

1 hour ago, Royalfan5 said:

The fact that anyone gave a shit about this case baffles me to no end. 

It really baffles you?

 

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Juicy is a big asshole. He gave up that Don Lemon gave him a heads up that the cops were doubting his story before they arrested him for it. Totally threw Don under the bus. But CNN ain't saying shit about it so far. They just lost Cuomo so this is a real blow if he indeed breached his company code and warned him. 

The entire media industrial complex was complicit in perpetuating this hoax and now the media be like:

Disappear Homer Simpson GIF

 

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It's simple, this puts egg on their face for taking up his case as an example of hate crimes. They do indeed happen but this attention whore whom they flocked to because he was a perfect poster child is a fucking narcissistic liar. But the CNN ignore is the thing to watch because it may take down one of their own if Juicy is to be believed. Oh wait, yeah, I guess the right thing to do is ignore it. Whether true or not, he is a fucking liar and so Don skates. 

Stupid is as stupid does and stupid got caught trying to ramp up a career no one was all that invested in. Bye! 

That this loser will go down in history as a laughing stock and having been renamed “Juicy” is beyond what could be hoped for.  
 

All the rest is just gravy baby.

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Re-listening to some of his post-hoax interviews is just hysterical. I hope he spends some time in prison because he really caused some serious harm: he not only fanned the flames of fake racism and also de-legitimatizes genuine incidents. Again, the problem really lies in the fact that the privileged and powerful swallowed such stupidity with zero critical evaluation.

For those interested, Bari Weiss has a great episode on this case today both in the national context as well as his psychology and why he may have been driven to perform the hoax.

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1 hour ago, Cajun said:

That this loser will go down in history as a laughing stock and having been renamed “Juicy” is beyond what could be hoped for.  
 

All the rest is just gravy baby.

I never got the defense strategy: yes, my client fucks the defendants and whacks off a lot in their presence BUT these guys are worse than my client? Weird defense. The prosecution wasn’t very good either. It’s not that difficult. He was a prima Dona B list who thought this would help his career. Why people feel the need to defend they should ask themselves why? If a woman cries rape and she is proven a liar I don’t see that as doing anything other than hurting other women. Peculiar why anyone keeps seeing it differently 

4 hours ago, Royalfan5 said:

The fact that anyone gave a shit about this case baffles me to no end. 

This case is of more interest to me than the Rittenhouse shit. 

4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

B list

That's being generous. 

8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

 

That's being generous. 

Very

My recollection was that the many news organizations were skeptical in their writing with a day or two of the “incident.” A news org should give some benefit of the doubt to a self described victim but the articles from the time cast some doubt by just describing the facts. He immediately stopped cooperating with the police which was reported by all news orgs.

33 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

My recollection was that the many news organizations were skeptical in their writing with a day or two of the “incident.” A news org should give some benefit of the doubt to a self described victim but the articles from the time cast some doubt by just describing the facts. He immediately stopped cooperating with the police which was reported by all news orgs.

Just stop.

 

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What is that, 8 pieces of victim flair? Not enough Juicy.

2 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

It's simple, this puts egg on their face for taking up his case as an example of hate crimes. They do indeed happen but this attention whore whom they flocked to because he was a perfect poster child is a fucking narcissistic liar. But the CNN ignore is the thing to watch because it may take down one of their own if Juicy is to be believed. Oh wait, yeah, I guess the right thing to do is ignore it. Whether true or not, he is a fucking liar and so Don skates. 

Fuck Jesse. He’s radioactive except in prison where he’ll be magnetic to something he prob doesn’t want. There are plenty of hate crimes that do merit attention, but this never seemed right and was disproven pretty quickly in the media.

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 I work in the profession and if I had power over a newsroom any reporter of mine who spouted off about a case like this on Twitter before the facts were in gets two weeks unpaid suspension. Second offense is the end of your employment in my fictional newsroom. 

 

3 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

Unbridled scum. And anyone perpetrating crap like this is unbridled scum whether black, white, yellow, purple or any color. 

Belongs in a cage for a good while so he reflect upon what a piece of shit he is.  

This level of outrage is bizarre to me. I mean dude attempted a pathetic hoax and everyone -- black and white -- is laughing at him now and his career is destroyed utterly. IDGAF if he does any time. He could be sentenced to a month and I wouldn't care. If he gets probation I don't care, either. 

 

13 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Just stop.

 

The lead-in is that people doubt his account.  Wtf are you going on about?  I don’t blame any media from putting some on air if it’s a big news story.

13 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Just stop.

 

The lead-in is that people doubt his account.  Wtf are you going on about?  I don’t blame any media from putting some on air if it’s a big news story.

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