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A nice touch by Texas to put each visitors Hudl highlights on locker screens during photoshoot time 🎥 via thecalebchester/IG@Horns247 Texas OV weekend live updates thread: https://t.co/harlZo2m2H

 

 

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#4705
39 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

10, 7, 1, 6, 9

2, 4, 3, 8, 5

First, this whole ranking thing is sexist, degrading, and will soon fade from existence like the patriarchy that encouraged it. 

Second, how do you not have the little blond in front ranked #1? 

#4706
5 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

First, this whole ranking thing is sexist, degrading, and will soon fade from existence like the patriarchy that encouraged it. 

Second, how do you not have the little blond in front ranked #1? 

No shit!

#4707
56 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

First, this whole ranking thing is sexist, degrading, and will soon fade from existence like the patriarchy that encouraged it. 

Second, how do you not have the little blond in front ranked #1? 

His #1 is pretty strong though.  That said, overall, not a strong representation for UT.  A couple John Belushi reaction shots in there

#4708
2 hours ago, texifornia said:
Welcome to Texas 🤠🤘🏼

 

are these our fluffers? i feel like we could do better. 

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#4709
This needs to leave college sports. https://t.co/zI2u7GZqhk

 

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#4714
5 hours ago, Hookem75 said:
This needs to leave college sports. https://t.co/zI2u7GZqhk

 

On3 literally hosted an NIL convention in Nashville like 2 weeks ago lmao

 

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#4715

The hurt feelings from all around college football is gratifying. The NIL brought all of it out in the open and raised the limit to play. Now all these schools who for years played the same game, with fewer dollars,  all under the table are pissed. 

Gomer bought Eric Dickerson a Trans Am, they used FedEx to pay for players and bullshit jobs for family.  Bama said pale grants was why all their stars were rolling around in new cars, ou... Switzer rolled around, unabashed giving his players loads of money and booze, whatever they wanted. Stoops and Big Red Auto, the entire SEC. 

Go get every top player, Sark. Let's maybe roll into yachts as well. Whateverelse you can think of. 

#4717
2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I mean, OU and us were doing stuff like this just last year. It's willful ignorance.

Nah, it’s not ignorance. It’s the same shit as Bohls asking if horns down will be a penalty, every preseason, when he knows damn well the rules haven’t changed. “Texas bad” gets clicks and that’s all they need to know. 

#4718

How is a few players getting a cool car leased to them for use of their NIL bad for their future? This fucking guy. 
 

athletes deserve every penny and then some. however, propagating this lux life to 16 and 17 year olds is bad for their future. had several nfl players talk about this very thing at the event.

 

#4719
17 minutes ago, TXRed said:

How is a few players getting a cool car leased to them for use of their NIL bad for their future? This fucking guy. 
 

athletes deserve every penny and then some. however, propagating this lux life to 16 and 17 year olds is bad for their future. had several nfl players talk about this very thing at the event.

 

Does not compute. But let’s fly them out and give them free gear and let agents jump down their throat. 

#4720
5 minutes ago, TXRed said:

How is a few players getting a cool car leased to them for use of their NIL bad for their future? This fucking guy. 
 

athletes deserve every penny and then some. however, propagating this lux life to 16 and 17 year olds is bad for their future. had several nfl players talk about this very thing at the event.

 

I just think it’s stupid of him to make a comment like that when it involves Texas. Save it for Florida or any other school who deceives athletes about how much $$$ they will get or doesn’t educate them about finances and maximizing opportunities.

#4724
20 hours ago, texifornia said:

He's not complaining about the class, he's saying this board has been unusually sleepy, which it has been.

Well, it’s the summer. Why would people waste their time on their computer when they could be out doing things?

I have been watching the Mavericks & Stars on their playoff runs, just watched French Open Women’s Final, and am getting ready to waste my TV time on soccer.

Also, OTF is a believable source of information of recruiting information. When you have an information source that you can trust, there is less discussion instigated. Add to that the fact that we now trust the coaches for the most part.

Accurate Info + Trust In Coaches + Summer Activities & Distractions = LESS CHATTER

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#4725

We also need to stop the rampant promotion of gambling on sports. This take brought to you by Draft Kings, deposit $500 and join in the seven way ultra parlay day now. 

#4726
10 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Tennessee fans are some dumb fuckers. Here's a Vol fan's response to Shannon Terry's tweet, and my response to that response.

 

Wreckless.jpg

Not to mention they're sending their kid to get permanent brain damage in exchange for money.

#4727
2 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

We also need to stop the rampant promotion of gambling on sports. This take brought to you by Draft Kings, deposit $500 and join in the seven way ultra parlay day now. 

For every $100 in loses we will touch your pee pee.

#4728
51 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Well, it’s the summer. Why would people waste their time on their computer when they could be out doing things?

I have been watching the Mavericks & Stars on their playoff runs, just watched French Open Women’s Final, and am getting ready to waste my TV time on soccer.

Also, OTF is a believable source of information of recruiting information. When you have an information source that you can trust, there is less discussion instigated. Add to that the fact that we now trust the coaches for the most part.

Accurate Info + Trust In Coaches + Summer Activities & Distractions = LESS CHATTER

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Tell us more about your summertime tv watching habits. That shit is riveting. 

#4729

so basically UT is going to be a machine of spitting out broke athletes because they used all their money on insurance for a 200k car?

#4730
11 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Tennessee fans are some dumb fuckers. Here's a Vol fan's response to Shannon Terry's tweet, and my response to that response.

 

Wreckless.jpg

Yes, fast food bags of illegal money are where we draw the line!

We used to have standards in the SEC!

Damn you, Snakey!

#4731
14 hours ago, Junior Bonner said:

First, this whole ranking thing is sexist, degrading, and will soon fade from existence like the patriarchy that encouraged it. 

Second, how do you not have the little blond in front ranked #1? 

Because she beautiful…..she fine. 

#4732
4 hours ago, Dewey said:

The hurt feelings from all around college football is gratifying. The NIL brought all of it out in the open and raised the limit to play. Now all these schools who for years played the same game, with fewer dollars,  all under the table are pissed. 

Gomer bought Eric Dickerson a Trans Am, they used FedEx to pay for players and bullshit jobs for family.  Bama said pale grants was why all their stars were rolling around in new cars, ou... Switzer rolled around, unabashed giving his players loads of money and booze, whatever they wanted. Stoops and Big Red Auto, the entire SEC. 

Go get every top player, Sark. Let's maybe roll into yachts as well. Whateverelse you can think of. 

Boy did I miss the bus on those.

#4733
4 hours ago, TXRed said:

How is a few players getting a cool car leased to them for use of their NIL bad for their future? This fucking guy. 
 

athletes deserve every penny and then some. however, propagating this lux life to 16 and 17 year olds is bad for their future. had several nfl players talk about this very thing at the event.

 

I don't get the response. So Terry is all for athletes getting every penny they can, but if Texas adds leases for them to drive luxury vehicles, that is harmful?

And NFL players agree? The same NFL players that basically own 3 of those cars themselves? Did they do it right because they waited until they were a mature 21 years old?

#4734

 

Have to land at least one of these guys.

 

Folsom (Calif.) three-star DL Josiah Sharma and Port Charlotte (Fla.) four-star DL Myron Charles on their official visits to TexasThis duo makes up two of the more important targets for the Longhorns on the defensive line in 2025📸 via drizzy.suge/IGhttps://t.co/harlZo2TSf

 

 

#4736
3 hours ago, Hank Scorpio said:

We also need to stop the rampant promotion of gambling on sports. This take brought to you by Draft Kings, deposit $500 and join in the seven way ultra parlay day now. 

Hits close to home.  I was in a seven way at the home yesterday afternoon, but only three were able to somewhat execute.

#4737
53 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Have to land at least one of these guys.

 

Folsom (Calif.) three-star DL Josiah Sharma and Port Charlotte (Fla.) four-star DL Myron Charles on their official visits to TexasThis duo makes up two of the more important targets for the Longhorns on the defensive line in 2025📸 via drizzy.suge/IGhttps://t.co/harlZo2TSf

 

 

 

 

Yeah, I didn't like @FreeHorn's comments. I think the staff is counting on at least one of these guys with Sharma seeming like the most likely.

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#4739
16 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Tennessee fans are some dumb fuckers. Here's a Vol fan's response to Shannon Terry's tweet, and my response to that response.

 

Wreckless.jpg

“Wreckless” implies lack of wrecks, so you both are missing the points you are trying to make

#4742
30 minutes ago, Waterface said:

“Wreckless” implies lack of wrecks, so you both are missing the points you are trying to make


Whooosh! You made the exact same point that I --- using sarcasm ---- made to the Vol dumbass, which makes your comment that I missed the point I was trying to make doubly funny.

I put "Wreckless"  in quotation marks followed with a question mark, and then asked, using IRONY, why a parent would WANT his kid to wreck. 

When I tweeted it I thought it might go over the head of the Vol dumbass because he might not have realized that he misspelled "reckless" or understood how that misspelling made it an unintentional pun, but I didn't think it would go over the head of a fellow Longhorn. 

 

#4743
17 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


Whooosh! You made the exact same point that I --- using sarcasm ---- made to the Vol dumbass, which makes your comment that I missed the point I was trying to make doubly funny.

I put "Wreckless"  in quotation marks followed with a question mark, and then asked, using IRONY, why a parent would WANT his kid to wreck. 

When I tweeted it I thought it might go over the head of the Vol dumbass because he might not have realized that he misspelled "reckless" or understood how that misspelling made it an unintentional pun, but I didn't think it would go over the head of a fellow Longhorn. 

 

jesus shut up already

#4744

So Shannon Terry is all about NIL until we get to the part where we give players money and buy them things? Do I have that right? 

#4746
4 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Have to land at least one of these guys.

 

Folsom (Calif.) three-star DL Josiah Sharma and Port Charlotte (Fla.) four-star DL Myron Charles on their official visits to TexasThis duo makes up two of the more important targets for the Longhorns on the defensive line in 2025📸 via drizzy.suge/IGhttps://t.co/harlZo2TSf

 

 

Haha. Who puts those two huge guys in a Polaris Slingshot?

#4747
2 hours ago, Waterface said:

“Wreckless” implies lack of wrecks, so you both are missing the points you are trying to make

change your name to waterhead then invent a time machine to go back and tell your mom not to drink a liter of vodka every day she was pregnant.  then study reading comprehension.  fucking idiot.

#4748
7 hours ago, Thiefery said:

so basically UT is going to be a machine of spitting out broke athletes because they used all their money on insurance for a 200k car?

Got damn vaunted aggy network strikes again!

#4749
4 hours ago, Bevo said:

 

 

Yeah, I didn't like @FreeHorn's comments. I think the staff is counting on at least one of these guys with Sharma seeming like the most likely.

I hope we sign all the DTs and DLine. Not saying it can’t happen but if Texas signs any of the linemen that are currently visiting it will be a come from behind win. Texas doesn’t/didnt lead for any of them heading into the weekend. 

#4750
5 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Have to land at least one of these guys.

 

Folsom (Calif.) three-star DL Josiah Sharma and Port Charlotte (Fla.) four-star DL Myron Charles on their official visits to TexasThis duo makes up two of the more important targets for the Longhorns on the defensive line in 2025📸 via drizzy.suge/IGhttps://t.co/harlZo2TSf

 

 

In that case we need to get them out of that go kart ASAP. F 150 blows a red light and we’re fucked. 

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