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21 hours ago, Davis Lane said:

Y'all motherfuckers need to shut the fuck up already.

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i prefer the one from Bernie, Texas needs to recruit the Carcinogenic Coast more

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Did Mills accidentally enroll at a middle school? Based on his film he appears to be playing against 12 year olds. 

27 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Did Mills accidentally enroll at a middle school? Based on his film he appears to be playing against 12 year olds. 

It's crazy how things have changed.  I recently rewatched a UT game against SMU from like 81 and our average offensive lineman weighed 250 lbs.

Now a "light" lineman weighs 255 and many are 315+.

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Big dude. Could play multiple spots on the D-line.

40 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

Big dude. Could play multiple spots on the D-line.

Wow... didn't realize Lance Jackson is that big and athletic.  He is a bona-fide 5 star.  

It's crazy how things have changed.  I recently rewatched a UT game against SMU from like 81 and our average offensive lineman weighed 250 lbs.
Now a "light" lineman weighs 255 and many are 315+.

I watched a game from around then with a friend recently. We were discussing what would happen if they played say last year’s Desoto or Duncanville’s team. I’d go with one of the high school teams by 2-3 TDs.

 

Uh oh ... for the rest of CFB - 

 

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Cue the pearl-clutching - about Texas not breaking any rules - from fans/alums of college football’s historically dirtiest programs. 

18 hours ago, salonghorn said:

Janice Joplin was born in Port Arthur

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Big visit news on Texas 4-star DL commit Brandon Brown 

Melbourne (Fla) Eau Gallie 4-star DL and Texas commit Brandon Brown tells OnTexasFootball that he has changed his June 21-23 official visit destination.

Brown, 6-1 and 285, will make an OV to the Oklahoma Sooners next weekend. Not Miami or USC. 

 

-Gerry

15 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Big visit news on Texas 4-star DL commit Brandon Brown 

Melbourne (Fla) Eau Gallie 4-star DL and Texas commit Brandon Brown tells OnTexasFootball that he has changed his June 21-23 official visit destination.

Brown, 6-1 and 285, will make an OV to the Oklahoma Sooners next weekend. Not Miami or USC. 

 

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That's probably a smart move on Brown's part. He can STILL change his mind after this visit, but if he wants to drive up his NIL offer from Texas before leaving, announce that he's going to take an official visit next weekend to Texas' most hated rival.

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1 hour ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Cue the pearl-clutching - about Texas not breaking any rules - from fans/alums of college football’s historically dirtiest programs. 

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11 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

OTF is saying Orogbo's father isn't coming with hi..

Considering his family is all about academics it’s mind boggling that they would consider Tech over Texas.

2 hours ago, Lonestar88 said:

Big dude. Could play multiple spots on the D-line.

Goddamn, did they get Peter Jackson to do some forced perspective type shit?

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I gotta start hanging out at the airport more to film children walking thru the baggage claim. 

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I'd love to see side-by-side images of the rooms recruits stay in in Austin vs Collie Station.

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2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Was Castro a known OV?

Yeah, for like a week or so

Gerry's prediction on the number of silents after this weekend is 3. Currently Texas has zero silents although there may have been one last night.

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"I'd love to see side-by-side images of the rooms recruits stay in in Austin vs Collie Station."

Found the room for recruits in collie station.

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34 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

I gotta start hanging out at the airport more to film children walking thru the baggage claim. 

No you don't, Mr. Hamm. 

4 hours ago, Lonestar88 said:

Big dude. Could play multiple spots on the D-line.

Guess you could say he… “nipped” any rumors of looking elsewhere in the bud.

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21 hours ago, Reese Bennett said:

And was bullied by Jimmy Johnson.

As far as Houston goes, it now extends past New Waverly and is closing in on Huntsville and Madisonville. Everyone knows this.

Bullied? Coach Johnson was getting her  tough for the real world. That hippie needed someone like super bowl champ coach Johnson to bring out her greatness. 

As we heard in the last cycle with TyAnthony Smith, aggy has a lot of influence in Jasper, but lets hope it works out like TyAnthony in the end. 

3 hours ago, Hank Scorpio said:

I gotta start hanging out at the airport more to film children walking thru the baggage claim. 

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Mills would be my guess, but Scruggs said this yesterday ... 

 

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2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

A big time recruit off the board. Knigga is EMU bound

by the way, Noah's last name is pronounced:

Ka' nehga (with a hard K, and the accent on the first syllable).

his dad is his head football coach (14 years at the high school).

 

 

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1 hour ago, Vito Andolini said:

aggy has a lot of influence in Jasper, 

Shocker…

2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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He just committed to aggy, so I doubt he’s still coming in for his visit next week.

Does Optimus Klein's offense use TE's much? 

Armstrong was one I was really hoping to land. I'm not too high on Winston, and I was hoping to land Armstrong and the kid from Cali. 

On 6/12/2024 at 2:00 PM, Dbeasy said:

Good grief dude. I think the people who frequent the recruiting board know that the Houston area has talent.  I was referring to the Ft Bend area specifically.  Come on, man.

On 6/12/2024 at 12:58 PM, texifornia said:

He means Fort Bend / the southwest suburbs, not all of Houston

On 6/12/2024 at 4:16 PM, lilMAC25 said:

Port Arthur is 1.5 hrs highway driving east on the fucking border of Texas and Louisiana. How the fuck is that “Houston Area”?

Point taken. I should have qualified my post.

For 95% of the country, when they ask, " Where is Port Arthur?", the answer is, "Outside of Houston."

Texas UIL Regions

Region 1 goes from El Paso to Dallas

Region 2 goes from Killeen to Dallas to Longview to Houston, and Cypress, Klein, and Conroe

Region 3 is within 30 miles from Downtown Houston ( ~1% of Texas)

Region 4 goes from Round Rock to Del Rio to Brownsville to Bastrop

 

The issue is not whether there are quality athletes in a particular school district. They are in everywhere in SE Texas (the "Houston Area"), always have been.

If you're not serious about recruiting the area, it doesn't really matter.

For most of the last ~ 15 years, Texas has not effectively recruited SE Texas.

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