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Jackson absolutely looks like a guy that’s going to end up playing at 290-300

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4 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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3 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

He's a beast.

Is he a coyote?

As we heard in the last cycle with TyAnthony Smith, aggy has a lot of influence in Jasper, but lets hope it works out like TyAnthony in the end. 

College Station looks like Disneyland compared to Jasper. Warming up to Austin takes a little time.

Anything that isn’t Houston is outside Houston. 

2 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

At this point I'm convinced Arkansas is part of Houston.

Arkansas is part of Arkansas….Texarkana is part of Houston

11 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

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Mills would be my guess, but Scruggs said this yesterday ... 

 

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Ketch hasnt put his 2 cents in yet. Ketch is to recruiting what Louisiana is to roads. 

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3 hours ago, Keef said:

Anything that isn’t Houston is outside Houston. 

 

 

Jordan Scruggs (Horns 247), re: Nick Townsend.

 

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9 hours ago, Keef said:

Anything that isn’t Houston is outside Houston. 

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17 hours ago, PTINS said:

Point taken. I should have qualified my post.

For 95% of the country, when they ask, " Where is Port Arthur?", the answer is, "Outside of Houston."

Texas UIL Regions

Region 1 goes from El Paso to Dallas

Region 2 goes from Killeen to Dallas to Longview to Houston, and Cypress, Klein, and Conroe

Region 3 is within 30 miles from Downtown Houston ( ~1% of Texas)

Region 4 goes from Round Rock to Del Rio to Brownsville to Bastrop

 

The issue is not whether there are quality athletes in a particular school district. They are in everywhere in SE Texas (the "Houston Area"), always have been.

If you're not serious about recruiting the area, it doesn't really matter.

For most of the last ~ 15 years, Texas has not effectively recruited SE Texas.

Well being from Texas, we should all know that the Golden Triangle is not just a place in SE Asia for Heroin; it arguably produces the best football players per capita in the entire world.  So yeah, PAT isn't Houston

9 minutes ago, allrightallrightallright said:

Well being from Texas, we should all know that the Golden Triangle is not just a place in SE Asia for Heroin; it arguably produces the best football players per capita in the entire world.  So yeah, PAT isn't Houston

Justin Wells has entered the chat. Do those golden triangle kids track and smack?

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42 minutes ago, allrightallrightallright said:

Well being from Texas, we should all know that the Golden Triangle is not just a place in SE Asia for Heroin; it arguably produces the best football players per capita in the entire world.  So yeah, PAT isn't Houston

Uh, ok.

1 hour ago, allrightallrightallright said:

Well being from Texas, we should all know that the Golden Triangle is not just a place in SE Asia for Heroin; it arguably produces the best football players per capita in the entire world.  So yeah, PAT isn't Houston

Happy to debate it with you Justin, but I believe Louisiana produces the most NFL players per capita. 

2 hours ago, allrightallrightallright said:

Well being from Texas, we should all know that the Golden Triangle is not just a place in SE Asia for Heroin; it arguably produces the best football players per capita in the entire world.  So yeah, PAT isn't Houston

I'd probably go with Atlanta or Louisiana, but sure. 

3 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Happy to debate it with you Justin, but I believe Louisiana produces the most NFL players per capita. 

Nothing compared to American Samoa. 

At this point I'm convinced Arkansas is part of Houston.
To make it simple, anything South of aggyland and east of San Antonio is Houston.
45 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

 

Vampire Medline reps are even in the NIL game smh

"To make it simple, anything South of aggyland and east of San Antonio is Houston."

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For sure, Sealy, Fulshear, Magnolia, Conroe, Baytown, Dayton, Texas City, Angleton, and Wharton are all Houston.

For sure, Sealy, Fulshear, Magnolia, Conroe, Baytown, Dayton, Texas City, Angleton, and Wharton are all Houston.

All your towns are belong to us!
2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

They weren’t lying when they said all his family lives In Austin

 

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That may be the best family photo I've ever seen.  I'm sending that to my momma.

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Boy, nothing is ever more scintillating on this board than the fucking geography tangents. Riveting shit, guys. Well done. 

2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

They weren’t lying when they said all his family lives In Austin

 

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4 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

They weren’t lying when they said all his family lives In Austin

 

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We may have a shot here. 

Never mind. I'll step away from the beehive.

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16 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

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These posts always make me laugh.  
 

“I just interviewed a 17 year old kid coming off a visit to one of, if not the, most noticeable brand in all of college football, where he walked through a 110k seat stadium, multi-million dollar facilities, sat in the front seat of a lambo and got offered money to play football.  After this interview, I’d say his interest level for being in the burnt orange is very high.”  

It seems like USC rarely has good defensive backs so I was surprised to see how many DBs in the NFL are from California.

5 minutes ago, Bevo said:

It seems like USC rarely has good defensive backs so I was surprised to see how many DBs in the NFL are from California.

California has a population of 39 million.

 

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Knowing you fat, perennially hungry fucks, I post the tweet/image below with great trepidation ... 

 

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Gerry's interview with Brown is very gruntling. Doesn't sound like LSU is even a thought anymore.

 

So, pop quiz for you brainiacs.

In the pics below, starting from top right and going counter-clockwise, you have Brandon Brown, Marco Jones, Trestin Castro, and Daylan McCutcheon.

Scruggs said it didn't sound like they pushed too hard for one prospect, and a different school was trending for him.

Going EXCLUSIVELY by the pics below, who do you think they didn't push for?

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McCutcheon it is obvious. No flair and no Hook'Em.

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1 hour ago, Vermin said:

California has a population of 39 million.

And about 29 million may as well not exist for purposes of producing football prospects

50 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

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He doesn't look 6'5" 230lbs.

32 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

So, pop quiz for you brainiacs.

In the pics below, starting from top right and going counter-clockwise, you have Brandon Brown, Marco Jones, Trestin Castro, and Daylan McCutcheon.

Scruggs said it didn't sound like they pushed too hard for one prospect, and a different school was trending for him.

Going EXCLUSIVELY by the pics below, who do you think they didn't push for?

😐  😐  😐  ...  😂  😂  😂.

 

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46 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Gerry's interview with Brown is very gruntling. Doesn't sound like LSU is even a thought anymore.

You sure about that?

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