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3 minutes ago, cafe society said:

Huh.  Lots of people here proclaiming that WR recruiting is such that they are somewhat fungible.  Guess we'll see tomorrow when the WR that we were certain Sark wouldn't lose - the recruit "we had to have" - takes his stock portfolio to Eugene.

Ah don't you worry about that! We got Lockett/Ffrench and the portal!

12 hours ago, texifornia said:

Good get for them. Looks like they're letting him play baseball.

 

Lulz, going from Danville CA to Collie Station will be an interesting cultural adjustment

8 minutes ago, Zhorn96 said:

Lulz, going from Danville CA to Collie Station will be an interesting cultural adjustment

Maybe he really likes self righteous dumbasses and fascists 

It’s going to be Texas. He would’ve notified the staff if he was picking someone different. As hard as we have recruited him and the relationship with the family they wouldn’t hang the Texas staff out to dry like that. It’s going to be a great Independence Day!

Edited by utfan87

If oregon is the reason for the cigarette…better be the best Oregon cigarette out there 
Left-handed cigarettes in Oregon.
Everyone who should have knowledge of this recruitment says we prioritized Smith Ogoba over Jones.
And rightfully so imo. Kid looks wild on his Hudl.
50 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Maybe he really likes self righteous dumbasses and fascists 

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1 hour ago, Zhorn96 said:

Lulz, going from Danville CA to Collie Station will be an interesting cultural adjustment

Clearly unfamiliar with our state.

1 hour ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Mores gonna kick this class into overdrive. Buckle, Surl. 

You may want to change your password Spider, someone seems to have hacked your account. 

3 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Mores gonna kick this class into overdrive. Buckle, Surl. 

European aggies might say…

Moors are gonna kick this class into overdrive.”

But that’s just how they rolll.

Edited by Napoleon

3 hours ago, Keef said:

You may want to change your password Spider, someone seems to have hacked your account. 

I really should just drool on the couch and re-watch Pig on Hulu instead of reading and commenting on the recruiting thread 

11 hours ago, Hermanator said:

Moore calling it this soon means it's Texas. His moms told GH she put a mid August deadline for him to decide and announce so he isn't distracted while in school. If he was conflicted and thinking to change off of Texas he would have taken more time. 

Also, based on limited tape, I'm saying Faraimo is better for the SEC than Pettijohn. Not surprised Nansen went off Pettijohn and all in on Faraimo. 

This post had me feeling better until I saw who made it. 

Tom Loy at 247 is saying Oregon lulz.

And Kelshaun Johnson is going to pick aggy in a few days.

9 hours ago, utfan87 said:

It’s going to be Texas. He would’ve notified the staff if he was picking someone different. As hard as we have recruited him and the relationship with the family they wouldn’t hang the Texas staff out to dry like that. It’s going to be a great Independence Day!

Like when he committed to LSU….

Really not liking Samples being at Oregon right now.

Nahlin, from last night.

"I have upped my percentage for Texas to land him, from 65% to 85%, but Oregon is going in on it. Texas is going to sign him but maybe Oregon throws a wrench in it tomorrow. I'm betting against that, however.

If you're new to the site, my sources are almost always right but it doesn't always play out immediately. I'll ride with them on this with some useful input from Justin and Charlie."

12 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Tom Loy at 247 is saying Oregon lulz

It doesn't matter if he goes to Oregon. I've been told we have a longterm NIL plan.

this thread is starting to look like the Moore thread on the OTF scoop section..

 

time for some..

 

cat facts:

According to a Hebrew legend, God created cats after Noah prayed for help in protecting the food stores on the Ark from being eaten by rats. In return, God made a lion sneeze and out came a pair of cats. 

 

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16 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

According to a Hebrew legend, God created cats after Noah prayed for help in protecting the food stores on the Ark from being eaten by rats. In return, God made a lion sneeze and out came a pair of cats. 

 

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So what time is he announcing and where?

 

4 minutes ago, Tx74 said:

So what time is he announcing and where?

 

8pm on IG.. Gerry said there is no huge production or anything.. announcing it at his July 4th Family BBQ

Maybe the recruits don’t know we are sec yet.  Because I was told sec gonna bring all the boys to our yard.  

14 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Maybe the recruits don’t know we are sec yet.  Because I was told sec gonna bring all the boys to our yard.  

You've obviously never been to games at Illinois or Rutgers.

1 hour ago, derp said:

Really not liking Samples being at Oregon right now.

Bobby mentioned that Samples has been at four jobs in four years, so right now seems apt. I’m wondering if that’s actually working against Oregon here. 

22 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Maybe the recruits don’t know we are sec yet.  Because I was told sec gonna bring all the boys to our yard.  

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Recruit the whistle! Be patient! Wait on other coaches to be fired! 
fuck $9.95ers

Edited by Horn75

Is herb hand back on this staff and blowing up the toilets on moncrief while croots are on visits?

If you’re going to recycle old shit at least get it right. Also, using the term “croots” should be an automatic ban. 

1 minute ago, Horn75 said:

Is herb hand back on this staff and blowing up the toilets on moncrief while croots are on visits?

Get your stories at least vaguely correct if you’re going to try and fit in, noob. 

Derek Warehime was our toilet destroyer. I’ve hired him to make an appearance tonight at the Moore family cookout. If things don’t go our way tonight, he’s letting everything fly around 8:10. He’ll have been eating collard greens with hot sauce by the bucket ahead of that, so we get to win either way. 

3 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

So OTF still saying Texas for Moore?

"Texas side is confident yada yada yada" 

 

I don't see it being Texas judging by how they've talked as well as CTJ's post here

Edited by BurntOrange&White


Is the family bbq he is announcing at, in Austin?  
 

So … many from this group, decked out in green and puke, and quacking like ducks?

 

That would be pretty diabolical.

 

Dakorien Moore on his Texas official visit


 

I refuse to get too emotionally invested in this one. But that doesn't mean I don't care where he goes. 

Can anyone in the know give me a tldr on why Twitter won't shut up about DL recruiting worries, I thought we were doing okay there

4 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

Can anyone in the know give me a tldr on why Twitter won't shut up about DL recruiting worries, I thought we were doing okay there

We've missed on all of our primary targets, and we're eventually going to lose the one guy we have committed at DT. 

9 minutes ago, Red Five said:

We've missed on all of our primary targets, and we're eventually going to lose the one guy we have committed at DT. 

“Welcome to the SEC!”

It’s Texas for Moore!! 🤘🏽
 

yall have a good fourth! 🇺🇸

7 minutes ago, D3zii said:

It’s Texas for Moore!! 🤘🏽
 

yall have a good fourth! 🇺🇸

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