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If he hit off with Evan Stewart than that would be a big warning sign.  

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Yeah we are getting some key spots filled but we are also getting our asses waxed elsewhere. We gotta run a train on the sec 

1 minute ago, MirrOlure said:

Do we need to change the thread title to “Water Gun?”

No, we do have a machine gun. But Nike U has something more like a CIWS

11 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

It’s Oregon. Fuck this guy. 

Can I ask? My understanding is that Texas adjusts NIL agreements with current team so as to avoid a 2022 TAMU situation, where entrenched starters find out that raw freshmen are compensated higher? Is that close to how we work?

Are Oregon and tOSU doing the same? If Oregon is resetting markets, are they catching their roster up, too?

No, we do have a machine gun. But Nike U has something more like a CIWS

The fuck we have a real machine gun
Just now, statsman said:

Can I ask? My understanding is that Texas adjusts NIL agreements with current team so as to avoid a 2022 TAMU situation, where entrenched starters find out that raw freshmen are compensated higher? Is that close to how we work?

Are Oregon and tOSU doing the same? If Oregon is resetting markets, are they catching their roster up, too?

Yes. 

25 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

Neither does our NIL collective. 

Spoken boldly by a non burnt end, non tree fiddy clown.   
 

What if I told you Texas offered more money and the kid still chose Oregon? 

Just now, SameSame said:

He said he wanted to blaze his own path.

And weed is legal I. Oregon so it checks out

Obviously it sucks, I said after watching the 7-on-7 that if we could only get one WR I'd take Ffrench over DK.

I still maintain that opinion, and hope Texas gives Ffrench whatever he wants.

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Spoken boldly by a non burnt end, non tree fiddy clown.   
 

What if I told you Texas offered more money and the kid still chose Oregon? 

That would be insanely hard to stomach based on how much we've heard the staff prioritized him. Fuck.

Just now, BornAndRaised said:

That would be insanely hard to stomach based on how much we've heard the staff prioritized him. Fuck.

Werid. I find it comforting. 

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

Werid. I find it comforting. 

In what way? Because he didn't take more money just to go to a place he didn't want to be at?

Just now, BornAndRaised said:

That would be insanely hard to stomach based on how much we've heard the staff prioritized him. Fuck.

Forget it, Jake, it's WR recruiting.

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Just increased my confidence from 85% to 95% that my wife is going to be pissed at me tonight.

1 minute ago, BornAndRaised said:

In what way? Because he didn't take more money just to go to a place he didn't want to be at?

Better to lose knowing you did all you could to win. 

1 minute ago, BornAndRaised said:

In what way? Because he didn't take more money just to go to a place he didn't want to be at?

And that we shot the best shot. Some kids are going to make weird choices. But it wasn’t because we got stingy, and it wasn’t because the offense doesn’t produce, etc. 

Just now, Atticus said:

Better to lose knowing you did all you could to win. 

I bet you have fallen for at least seven Nigerian emails scams

I’m shorting Nike

Just now, JFKFC said:

I bet you have fallen for at least seven Nigerian emails scams

Show us on the doll where our NIL hurt you. 

I am still perplexed at how a sub 6’ WR like Moore is the supposed #1 WR. He may struggle against the taller CBs in the SEC. Too many ??? to give him the top recruit distinction unless this class of WRs is just that weak 

1 minute ago, Atticus said:

Better to lose knowing you did all you could to win. 

Better to have loved and lost then to have never loved at all. I always say 

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

And that we shot the best shot. Some kids are going to make weird choices. But it wasn’t because we got stingy, and it wasn’t because the offense doesn’t produce, etc. 

18 year olds gonna 18 year old

After listening to him, it's what CTJ said, he wants to get the fuck away from his family.

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Better to have loved and lost then to have never loved at all. I always say 

Unless that love was in Portland, apparently. 

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

I am still perplexed at how a sub 6’ WR like Moore is the supposed #1 WR. He may struggle against the taller CBs in the SEC. Too many ??? to give him the top recruit distinction unless this class of WRs is just that weak 

Have you been living under a rock? Tall wide receivers are so 10 years ago.

I suspect he’s waiting for sunset because they have some gender reveal style fireworks display with the school colors. So, about 20 minutes from now…

2 minutes ago, SameSame said:

After listening to him, it's what CTJ said, he wants to get the fuck away from his family.

When I was 18, same.

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Better to have loved and lost then to have never loved at all. I always say 

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Wish him well. But I hope we totally cut ties with him and go all in on something other than fucking wide receivers. Focus on the lines, lb and db. We can get wr in the portal. 

Just now, Gidnik said:

Wish him well. But I hope we totally cut ties with him and go all in on something other than fucking wide receivers. Focus on the lines, lb and db. We can get wr in the portal. 

Or ffrench and Lockett 

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