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In the next few years, when you see Oregon win a national championship in football, if that is upsetting to you, it just goes to show your priorities are all wrong.

The resident geniuses insist we have the better long-term NIL program. That is what really matters.

He picked Oregon?  LSU, Texas, tOSU are churning out NFL WRs… and he picks Oregon lmao.  Well, we were never going to win this one.

2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Have you been living under a rock? Tall wide receivers are so 10 years ago.

If AD Mitchell weren’t as tall as he was, Quinn would have had more incompletions last season. We’re going to miss having a tall WR on the roster like him. 

7 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

I am still perplexed at how a sub 6’ WR like Moore is the supposed #1 WR. He may struggle against the taller CBs in the SEC. Too many ??? to give him the top recruit distinction unless this class of WRs is just that weak 

Waddle was like 5’9 and didn’t struggle vs SEC corners lol. In fact he burned UGAs corners for touchdowns multiple times 

It seems like every class has a couple kids who live the idea of flirting with Texas than actually committing to Texas. We’ll be fine.

We lost to samples…are you fucking kidding me. 

Best WR, RB, DB asst in the game

Simmons isn't convinced. Anyway happy 4th fellas. Go get drunk and don't blow a finger off.

I think I’m more aggravated at the time/ resource management by the staff more than anything.

Sark spends a disproportionate amount of his recruiting time on WRs (probably to the detriment of other positions) and then missed on his top WR target anyways. And not once, but twice. 

It’s time to move the fuck on, take that money you had earmarked for him and put it towards DTs or something.

Edited by Lonestar88

What do we all need to donate so that our coaches don’t look this stupid again so that we go all in on a player like Dakorien Moore and get left holding our dicks? 1K a year? 2K a year? I guess I’ve been poor donating .1% of my 200k salary to football, but I’ll be damned if we’re gonna look this weak on the recruiting trail going forward. See y’all in Ann Arbor.

2 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

If AD Mitchell weren’t as tall as he was, Quinn would have had more incompletions last season. We’re going to miss having a tall WR on the roster like him. 

What does AD Mitchell and our Roster have to do with Moore being the best receiver in the country?

4 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

Wish him well. But I hope we totally cut ties with him and go all in on something other than fucking wide receivers. Focus on the lines, lb and db. We can get wr in the portal. 

Sark going completely away from WR? 

Your wife has a better chance of getting you to exercise and lose 100 lbs than that happening. 

It's a long way til signing day, for sure. Come December we'll be just fine, with or without him. 

1 minute ago, Lonestar88 said:


I think I’m more aggravated at the time/ resource management by the staff more than anything.

Sark spends a disproportionate amount of his recruiting time on WRs (probably to the detriment of other positions) and then missed on his top WR target anyways. And not once, but twice. 

It’s time to move the fuck on, take that money you had earmarked for him and put it towards DTs or something.

He's not signing today

I think I’m more aggravated at the time/ resource management by the staff more than anything.
Sark spends a disproportionate amount of his recruiting time on WRs (probably to the detriment of other positions) and then missed on his top WR target anyways. And not once, but twice. 
It’s time to move the fuck on, take that money you had earmarked for him and put it towards DTs or something.

I think I’m aggravated at your choice of post format
3 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

If AD Mitchell weren’t as tall as he was, Quinn would have had more incompletions last season. We’re going to miss having a tall WR on the roster like him. 

Ryan Wingo 6'2" and can take the CB deep 

1 minute ago, Hermanator said:

Sark going completely away from WR? 

Your wife has a better chance of getting you to exercise and lose 100 lbs than that happening. 

 

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CTJ needs to give us the details on this one

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

It's a long way til signing day, for sure. Come December we'll be just fine, with or without him. 

Well yes, especially with receivers which Sark will get great ones, but saying this when the person commits elsewhere is way too aggie for us to be doing. 

4 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

In the next few years, when you see Oregon win a national championship in football, if that is upsetting to you, it just goes to show your priorities are all wrong.

The resident geniuses insist we have the better long-term NIL program. That is what really matters.

Nobody has ever said we are better than Oregon. The opposite, actually.  They have a guy that has billions, is near death, and desperately wants to see his Alma mater win a football championship. 

1 minute ago, BornAndRaised said:

Simmons isn't convinced. Anyway happy 4th fellas. Go get drunk and don't blow a finger off.

He just put on an hour-long boring ass production with 30 family and friends at his house then shot off green fireworks.  I would doubt he would have the balls to flip after that.

5 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

In the next few years, when you see Oregon win a national championship in football, if that is upsetting to you, it just goes to show your priorities are all wrong.

The resident geniuses insist we have the better long-term NIL program. That is what really matters.

They ain't ever winning a national championship, so I have no fucking worries at all. This is going to blow up in their faces just like it did at aggy.

13 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

I am still perplexed at how a sub 6’ WR like Moore is the supposed #1 WR. He may struggle against the taller CBs in the SEC. Too many ??? to give him the top recruit distinction unless this class of WRs is just that weak 

Tom Herman handle confirmed   

Just now, Hermanator said:

Ryan Wingo 6'2" and can take the CB deep 

We better hope Quinn spent his whole offseason working on his deep ball, because it hasn’t been a particular strength of his.

21 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Spoken boldly by a non burnt end, non tree fiddy clown.   
 

What if I told you Texas offered more money and the kid still chose Oregon? 

I’d say wow and the kid probably just made an insanely dumb decision. Thats fascinating. 

Let’s quit buying Nike, buy brands that put out better shit and short Nike. Phil Knight, fuck you 

6 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

In the next few years, when you see Oregon win a national championship in football, if that is upsetting to you, it just goes to show your priorities are all wrong.

The resident geniuses insist we have the better long-term NIL program. That is what really matters.

Sounds like Bruh Man

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Nobody has ever said we are better than Oregon. The opposite, actually.  They have a guy that has billions, is near death, and desperately wants to see his Alma mater win a football championship. 

I didn't realize he was 86

5 minutes ago, I Plead Da Fif said:

What do we all need to donate so that our coaches don’t look this stupid again so that we go all in on a player like Dakorien Moore and get left holding our dicks? 1K a year? 2K a year? I guess I’ve been poor donating .1% of my 200k salary to football, but I’ll be damned if we’re gonna look this weak on the recruiting trail going forward. See y’all in Ann Arbor.

Hold on- did you just brag about making a $200 donation?  

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

They ain't ever winning a national championship, so I have no fucking worries at all. This is going to blow up in their faces just like it did at aggy.

Was about to say this, Oregon isn’t winning shit especially having to play in the Midwest in November and December 

4 minutes ago, Horn75 said:

CTJ needs to give us the details on this one

No he doesn’t. 

7 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Simmons isn't convinced. Anyway happy 4th fellas. Go get drunk and don't blow a finger off.

That's great but he doesn't seem to want to go to Texas.

2 minutes ago, Fug said:

Let’s quit buying Nike, buy brands that put out better shit and short Nike. Phil Knight, fuck you 

We aren't A&M. Calm the fuck down.

Oregon isn't winning a championship in any of our lives, and I honestly can't name any WR's they've produced that have panned out (I'm sure there are a few, but none come to mind). Sark got clowned again by Lanning. This is getting embarrassing 

5 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

He's not signing today

Yeah, that’s why I said “move on”, if he were signing today, that wouldn’t need to be said, there wouldn’t be a choice.

He’s going to love those Big 10 games in November. Good luck. Kid seems like a head case.  He will fit in well in Eugene 

I don't know about boycotting Nike, but wouldn't hurt if Phil Knight was decapitated while trying to suck his own dick.

6 minutes ago, I Plead Da Fif said:

What do we all need to donate so that our coaches don’t look this stupid again so that we go all in on a player like Dakorien Moore and get left holding our dicks? 1K a year? 2K a year? I guess I’ve been poor donating .1% of my 200k salary to football, but I’ll be damned if we’re gonna look this weak on the recruiting trail going forward. See y’all in Ann Arbor.

Just keep winning. 

Also related, it's not so much you (although upping your donation wouldn't hurt) as it is these fuckers in this very thread bashing our NIL and haven't done a damn thing to help. 

12 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

In the next few years, when you see Oregon win a national championship in football, if that is upsetting to you, it just goes to show your priorities are all wrong.

The resident geniuses insist we have the better long-term NIL program. That is what really matters.

What are you trying to convey here?

I cannot bring myself to be upset over a wide receiver. We can sign one or more of the large number of proven wide receivers in the transfer portal any offseason if we feel like it. 

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