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    I’m not interested in getting political, but your description of circumstances can get immediately fucked. Negged for attempting to absurdly minimize the assassination attempt on a presidential candid

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25 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

We need to land this kid...his mom is On3 5 Star + talent

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#757

Answer: "Sentence never typed on Surly $9.95 Board"

Question in Envelope: "Gotta keep that Lovejoy HS WR pipeline up and running!"

 

And the Answer Is... | The Ivy Group

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1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

This is the second worst thread title on this forum. Only @Reese Bennett milquetoastery with the 2024 buttfuck beats it.

It's a placeholder since the original is out of date. Open season on good new ideas.

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Texas Recruiting 2025: We 'spose to be SEC

Texas Recruiting 2025: Someone Tell Venables he missed his stop

Texas Recruiting 2025: Crying Tiger Hidden Wagon

Texas Recruiting 2025: Dog days are over

 

Side note, the lyrics to Dog Days in context to aggy are actually pretty funny.
 

 

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33 minutes ago, texifornia said:

It's a placeholder since the original is out of date. Open season on good new ideas.

I gave you a good one weeks ago. Multiple people have provided good ones. There are good ones on this page. "Asked and Answered" is dogshit. You're a creative type. Get your shit together and gives the hungry masses something creative.

#765
4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I gave you a good one weeks ago. Multiple people have provided good ones. There are good ones on this page. "Asked and Answered" is dogshit. You're a creative type. Get your shit together and gives the hungry masses something creative.

I like the machine gun quote from die hard best

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11 minutes ago, texifornia said:

It's a placeholder since the original is out of date. Open season on good new ideas.

Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Daddy's Home

Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Drinking Beers and SEC Tears

Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: SEC Bags End

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Texas One Fund Recruiting Notes 2025: We've got the money, honey, if you've got the.. 5* athlete

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27 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

I like the machine gun quote from die hard best

 

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On 8/17/2023 at 4:03 PM, Getafix said:

 

Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: We want to be Neenja!

 

I had that damn song in my head for two days, finally flushed it out, and now you just put that ear wig right back in there. Thanks a lot. 

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Thank you HC @CoachSark & DC @CoachK_FBCoach & @TexasFootball for blessing our son Iose Epenesa with a FB🏈Scholarship offer & a chance to attend University of Texas🙏 We can’t wait to see you all visit @TigerFootball_ #GodIsGood #HookEm

https://www.on3.com/db/iose-epenesa-49069/

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1 hour ago, SimkinsMan said:

That is going to be a pane to remember.

On one hand, this is abjectly terrible. On the other, at least it's not a cheese pun. 

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On 8/1/2023 at 9:27 PM, texifornia said:
#AGTG After an AMAZING conversation with @CoachDiribe96 I am blessed to receive an offer from the University Of Georgia!! @CoachKRHarrison @dodie4nic @CoachJustice

https://www.on3.com/db/chad-woodfork-153753/

From Suchomel (yeah OB sucks, but it was a free article).

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Before the August dead period set in, 2025 Rivals100 defensive end Chad Woodfork took an unofficial visit to see the Texas Longhorns. While on campus, Woodfork got to watch the Texas team go through a player-led practice, and he got to catch up with a familiar face in former Summer Creek teammate and current UT sophomore Kelvin Banks. All in all, it was a good experience for Woodfork.

“He likes it up here. He told me to commit (on the visit),” Woodfork said. “I’m like, ‘I don’t know man.’ He’s a great guy, great player, great former teammate. I’m not trying to speed anything, but when he talks I have to listen.”

Woodfork also got some time with the Texas coaches on the visit, including conversations with head coach Steve Sarkisian, defensive line coach Bo Davis and defensive coordinator Pete Kwiatkowski. That trio stressed to Woodfork that he’d be a welcome addition to the Texas roster.


“They just talk to me, tell me where I fit in, tell me how I could really help this team,” Woodfork said. “They see me at weakside defensive end. They think I could help the defense a lot with my speed, athleticism.”

The 6-3, 220-pound Woodfork doesn’t only star on the football field. He’s also very strong in the classroom, including being named to the National Honor Society in the spring. Academics will play a big part in his eventual decision.

“UT is a great academic school. It’s one of the top public schools in the country, so that’s a really big factor,” Woodfork said.

This fall, Woodfork said he’ll likely hit home games for Texas and Houston, and he’d like to get to LSU if possible. At this early stage of his recruitment, he’s keeping all options on the table.

“My recruitment is open. I talk to everybody,” Woodfork said. “I like Texas, (Texas) Tech, all of them. But any school that shows me love, I show them love back.”

While Texas may not be an outright leader in this one, the Longhorns do have a lot to sell and Woodfork said the UT program has always held a special place in his heart.

“This was always a dream school. I always liked the University of Texas. Big brand football, big-time football,” he said. “I just grew up in Houston, grew up in Texas. When you’d load up NCAA 14, that’s the team you’d pick. I’ve just always been a fan.”

Woodfork is ranked as a four-star prospect. He checks in at No. 88 on the Rivals100.

https://247sports.com/player/chad-woodfork-46132836/

Composite top50 player, at a position of importance, and former teammate of.Kelvin Banks. We should be making him a priority. 

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Blessed and excited to say that I’ve received an offer from Texas!!! @CoachSark @Coach_TJoseph @CoachBriscoeWR @Joey_thomas24_ @missionfootball @diablocjohnson @rhino86er @GregBiggins @adamgorney @ChadSimmons_

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#792
3 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:
‘25 OT Ty Haywood (@TyHaywood_) proved why he is a nat’l top 50 player tonight. Will visit Texas Sept. 2 for the Rice game. Says @OU_CoachB is “freakin’ amazing.”

https://www.on3.com/db/ty-haywood-175209/

 

Bill Bedenbaugh, Offensive Line Coach (FB), Oklahoma Sooners

Ty thinks this guy is amazing?

 

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#793

KJ Lacey on ESPN right now vs Lipscomb, TN,

Lacey and Saraland not looking too sharp early, but it is their opener, pressure of playing on network TV may be causing nerves, plus the opponent is good.. Lipscomb’s second game (beaten fairly handily by IMG last week).

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