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On 8/3/2023 at 12:59 PM, BurntOrange&White said:

Early on it feels like we have no chance

Yep. I’m pessimistic on every North Shore recruit until proven otherwise.Ā 

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25 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

We need to land this kid...his mom is On3 5 Star + talent

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Answer: "Sentence never typed on Surly $9.95 Board"

Question in Envelope: "Gotta keep that Lovejoy HS WR pipeline up and running!"

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1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

This is the second worst thread title on this forum. Only @Reese BennettĀ milquetoastery with the 2024 buttfuck beats it.

It's a placeholder since the original is out of date. Open season on good new ideas.

Texas Recruiting 2025: We 'spose to be SEC

Texas Recruiting 2025: Someone Tell Venables he missed his stop

Texas Recruiting 2025: Crying Tiger Hidden Wagon

Texas Recruiting 2025: Dog days are over

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Side note, the lyrics to Dog Days in context to aggy are actually pretty funny.
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33 minutes ago, texifornia said:

It's a placeholder since the original is out of date. Open season on good new ideas.

I gave you a good one weeks ago. Multiple people have provided good ones. There are good ones on this page. "Asked and Answered" is dogshit. You're a creative type. Get your shit together and gives the hungry masses something creative.

4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I gave you a good one weeks ago. Multiple people have provided good ones. There are good ones on this page. "Asked and Answered" is dogshit. You're a creative type. Get your shit together and gives the hungry masses something creative.

I like the machine gun quote from die hard best

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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: We want to be Neenja!

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11 minutes ago, texifornia said:

It's a placeholder since the original is out of date. Open season on good new ideas.

Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Daddy's Home

Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Drinking Beers and SEC Tears

Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: SEC Bags End

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TexasĀ One FundĀ Recruiting Notes 2025: We've got the money, honey, if you've got the.. 5* athlete

10 min texifornia changed the title to Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Now We Have a Machine Gun

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27 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

I like the machine gun quote from die hard best

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On 8/15/2023 at 6:55 AM, utfan87 said:

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Hello Muddah!

On 8/17/2023 at 4:03 PM, Getafix said:

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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: We want to be Neenja!

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I had that damn song in my head for two days, finally flushed it out, and now you just put that ear wig right back in there. Thanks a lot.Ā 

1 hour ago, SimkinsMan said:

That is going to be a pane to remember.

On one hand, this is abjectly terrible. On the other, at least it's not a cheese pun.Ā 

On 8/1/2023 at 9:27 PM, texifornia said:

From Suchomel (yeah OB sucks, but it was a free article).

Spoiler

Before the August dead period set in, 2025 Rivals100 defensive end Chad Woodfork took an unofficial visit to see the Texas Longhorns. While on campus, Woodfork got to watch the Texas team go through a player-led practice, and he got to catch up with a familiar face in former Summer Creek teammate and current UT sophomore Kelvin Banks. All in all, it was a good experience for Woodfork.

ā€œHe likes it up here. He told me to commit (on the visit),ā€ Woodfork said. ā€œI’m like, ā€˜I don’t know man.’ He’s a great guy, great player, great former teammate. I’m not trying to speed anything, but when he talks I have to listen.ā€

Woodfork also got some time with the Texas coaches on the visit, including conversations with head coach Steve Sarkisian, defensive line coach Bo Davis and defensive coordinator Pete Kwiatkowski. That trio stressed to Woodfork that he’d be a welcome addition to the Texas roster.


ā€œThey just talk to me, tell me where I fit in, tell me how I could really help this team,ā€ Woodfork said. ā€œThey see me at weakside defensive end. They think I could help the defense a lot with my speed, athleticism.ā€

The 6-3, 220-pound Woodfork doesn’t only star on the football field. He’s also very strong in the classroom, including being named to the National Honor Society in the spring. Academics will play a big part in his eventual decision.

ā€œUT is a great academic school. It’s one of the top public schools in the country, so that’s a really big factor,ā€ Woodfork said.

This fall, Woodfork said he’ll likely hit home games for Texas and Houston, and he’d like to get to LSU if possible. At this early stage of his recruitment, he’s keeping all options on the table.

ā€œMy recruitment is open. I talk to everybody,ā€ Woodfork said. ā€œI like Texas, (Texas) Tech, all of them. But any school that shows me love, I show them love back.ā€

While Texas may not be an outright leader in this one, the Longhorns do have a lot to sell and Woodfork said the UT program has always held a special place in his heart.

ā€œThis was always a dream school. I always liked the University of Texas. Big brand football, big-time football,ā€ he said. ā€œI just grew up in Houston, grew up in Texas. When you’d load up NCAA 14, that’s the team you’d pick. I’ve just always been a fan.ā€

Woodfork is ranked as a four-star prospect. He checks in at No. 88 on the Rivals100.

https://247sports.com/player/chad-woodfork-46132836/

Composite top50 player, at a position of importance, and former teammate of.Kelvin Banks. We should be making him a priority.Ā 

KJ Lacey on ESPN right now vs Lipscomb, TN,

Lacey and Saraland not looking too sharp early, but it is their opener, pressure of playing on network TV may be causing nerves, plus the opponent is good.. Lipscomb’s second game (beaten fairly handily by IMG last week).

It’s getting better for Lacey, plays a very quick game, ball is delivered immediately in the short passing game.

Came here to say Lacey looks good so far for early on seasonĀ 

On 8/15/2023 at 6:55 AM, utfan87 said:

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Saraland’s special teams is hot garbage.Ā 

Exciting end to regulation. One of the best onside kicks I’ve ever seen.Ā 

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