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  • closetojumping
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    I’m not interested in getting political, but your description of circumstances can get immediately fucked. Negged for attempting to absurdly minimize the assassination attempt on a presidential candid

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#9152
3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Anything that comes out with green beans on it is being sent immediately back to the kitchen. Just hateful, terrifying shit. 

 

 

 

 

 

#9153
4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Anything that comes out with green beans on it is being sent immediately back to the kitchen. Just hateful, terrifying shit. 

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#9156
6 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Anything that comes out with green beans on it is being sent immediately back to the kitchen. Just hateful, terrifying shit. 

I like green beans and wouldn't touch those. The poor things have been abused beyond all recognition. They're almost brown!

#9157
7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I like green beans and wouldn't touch those. The poor things have been abused beyond all recognition. They're almost brown!

fresh or frozen green beans are great. 

canned green beans are straight garbage. 

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#9159
3 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

 

 

 

 

A great scene in a great movie. Pine’s soliloquy at the end of the movie is the best description of what it felt like in terms of trying to get out of the poverty trap that I’ve ever seen. 

#9165
48 minutes ago, Deej said:

I did my part this morning.

 

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I'd be sound asleep about 20 minutes after eating this.

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#9171
11 minutes ago, immamac said:

Guys there's actually enough going on to not do the CFS sidebar stuff for bumps. Can we stay on topic please? 

You must be new here. 

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#9172
12 minutes ago, immamac said:

Guys there's actually enough going on to not do the CFS sidebar stuff for bumps. Can we stay on topic please? 

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#9173
12 hours ago, tokamak said:

I also really fucking hate the trope of “it’s ok to miss on player/position X because we’re going to get player Y next year and he’s way better”. 

agreed.  not a winning mentality. 

#9174
1 hour ago, immamac said:

Guys there's actually enough going on to not do the CFS sidebar stuff for bumps. Can we stay on topic please? 

mostly agree, but @Deej's post belongs in a museum somewhere

#9175

I find it hard to imagine y’all actually get a chuckle out of this shit. No one’s life can be that lame.

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#9176
8 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

I find it hard to imagine y’all actually get a chuckle out of this shit. No one’s life can be that lame.

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#9177
2 hours ago, horngrad03 said:

Check out Moreno BBQ if you are ever in South Austin.

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im down the street from that place and know the owner and I still haven't tried it   need to tho 

 

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HANK SOUTH (HORNS 247), ON FFRENCH:

 

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AND THIS, FROM LACEY ... 

 

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#9181
21 hours ago, futureman said:

wasn’t there a window between high school and now where kendell jones lost a bunch of weight and got into some kind of shape?  probably like 320 pounds but he looked a lot better.  am I imagining that?

Not that I am aware of, but I quit paying attention to him when he became a complete fatass and started mainlining gravy.

Jones became infatuated with the idea of playing at Alabama or LSU and just didn’t work at being a football player. At that time, Shoemaker was so bad that his coaches were just happy he was there and didn’t work him hard. I am absolutely serious when I say the school had to special order his pants.

A kid I know very well lined up at Guard against him for a game and he laughed and just said if you got within his arm’s length, he’d smash you into the ground… but it was ridiculously easy to avoid that because he couldn’t move at all.

And then there was the picture where the 1 1/2 inch soles of his shoes were compressed to about 1/8 inch and the sides were visibly howling…

#9182
20 hours ago, UncleSonny said:

I’m always hesitant to respond to your posts, because Futureman and all, but this question seems genuine enough. You may be thinking of Javonne Shepherd, he got pretty skinny after his short stay in Austin. 

Seriously, Jones seemed like a good human being. Friendly, quiet, docile, not arrogant. Just not smart at all. He needed a strong mentor helping him make wise decisions and to strive for greatness. 

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So I watched an ONTexasFootball vid this morning where Gerry dropped some hints that some schools are still doing old style recruiting as opposed to legit NIL. This seemed to be in regards to DT recruits. He appeared to be optimistic that because of this, things might turn around later in the cycle. I’m a little confused as to how cash under the table becomes less lucrative later on unless it’s an Eric Dickerson style double cross. Would be funny if that’s the case.

#9184
12 minutes ago, SuckitKevin said:

So I watched an ONTexasFootball vid this morning where Gerry dropped some hints that some schools are still doing old style recruiting as opposed to legit NIL. This seemed to be in regards to DT recruits. He appeared to be optimistic that because of this, things might turn around later in the cycle. I’m a little confused as to how cash under the table becomes less lucrative later on unless it’s an Eric Dickerson style double cross. Would be funny if that’s the case.

Just waiting on the feds to get involved….

 

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#9187
6 hours ago, immamac said:

Guys there's actually enough going on to not do the CFS sidebar stuff for bumps. Can we stay on topic please? 

At least you said please.

#9188
20 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Had this small lunch portion one today at the Louisiana Longhorn in Round Rock. 
Gave it a 5.5, but the onion strings & fries were at the 8.0 level.

Their Texas size dinner cfs gets an 8 or 8.5.

 

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The CFS should never take up less of the plate then the fries.

#9189
5 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

The CFS should never take up less of the plate then the fries.

That was their lunch portion.

I could’ve ordered the Texan size.

#9190
7 hours ago, immamac said:

Guys there's actually enough going on to not do the CFS sidebar stuff for bumps. Can we stay on topic please? 

Oops, sorry.

I tend to get distracted easily.

OU sucks.

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4-star LB Madden Faraimo tells @ChadSimmons_ he's in no rush to make his commitment and will look to take visits this fall.Notre Dame, Texas, USC and Washington are all pushing for the Top-100 prospect👀Read: https://t.co/VOrNYvor8K

 

#9195
10 minutes ago, texifornia said:
4-star LB Madden Faraimo tells @ChadSimmons_ he's in no rush to make his commitment and will look to take visits this fall.Notre Dame, Texas, USC and Washington are all pushing for the Top-100 prospect👀Read: https://t.co/VOrNYvor8K

 



Texas is likely to have the best season among those four teams.

#9196
33 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:



Texas is likely to have the best season among those four teams.

Best team? Sure. Best season? Have you seen the hammered dogshit that is Notre Dame’s schedule? Depending on how FSU and USC look with new QBs, there’s a fair chance A&M is the best team they play…and it’s one of only three true road games (first and last with only one road game in between).

https://fightingirish.com/sports/football/schedule/

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#9197
7 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Best team? Sure. Best season? Have you seen the hammered dogshit that is Notre Dame’s schedule? Depending on how FSU and USC look with new QBs, there’s a fair chance A&M is the best team they play…and it’s one of only three true road games (first and last with only one road game in between).

https://fightingirish.com/sports/football/schedule/

Marcus Freeman is already so excited to lose a game to a Sun Belt team. He can taste the incompetent playcalling and sloppy play.

#9198
Just now, texifornia said:

Marcus Freeman is already so excited to lose a game to a Sun Belt team. He can taste the incompetent playcalling and sloppy play.

They did hire LSU’s offensive coordinator Denbrook, so there has been some action taken there. I’m sure they’ll play sloppy…and beat everyone on their schedule.

#9199
13 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:



Texas is likely to have the best season among those four teams.

 

12 hours ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Best team? Sure. Best season? Have you seen the hammered dogshit that is Notre Dame’s schedule? Depending on how FSU and USC look with new QBs, there’s a fair chance A&M is the best team they play…and it’s one of only three true road games (first and last with only one road game in between).

https://fightingirish.com/sports/football/schedule/

Yeah, I agree about best team versus best season. I still think Texas could do both, but this second post on ND sums up what I’ve been writing about for months as well. 

I was kind of shocked to hear one of the legit reporters/insiders for ND on XM 84 this week speaking candidly and with eyes wide open about this season. He said that the schedule is unforgiving, but not in the way you’d think  - it’s transparently light barring some surprise teams. As a result, if they lose two games, they do not think they’re getting the old Notre Dame benefit of the doubt. He said they (staff, admin, people around the program, Freeman) have looked at other teams’ schedules and feel like there are going to be too many 9-3/10-2 teams from the P4s with better resumes. 

You just never hear that kind of stuff in public unless a program knows that they’d look like idiots to position it any other way. With all of that considered, the dude was answering the question of “most important game on your schedule” and he concluded that they all know, without a doubt, that they have to win the game in College Station. 

As much as I enjoy despising Notre Dame, I respect their outlook and felt assured that they’re not walking into aggieland feeling entitled. 

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