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19 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Your mom trimmed my meat just the way I like it last night.

 

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    I’m not interested in getting political, but your description of circumstances can get immediately fucked. Negged for attempting to absurdly minimize the assassination attempt on a presidential candid

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13 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

FSU has a culinary school? Is that  normal thing at a land grant university? 

They also have a fucking circus school.  I'm not kidding. 

2 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

They also have a fucking circus school.  I'm not kidding. 

Suddenly, Jameis makes a lot more sense.

FWIW, the GF is a FSU alum.  We went to the Auburn MNC game at the Rose Bowl. 

When my son was in Army flight school in Alabama, we visited them, and then, at her request, took a road trip to Tallahassee so she could do the memory lane shit.  The campus in general, her sorority house, etc..  And I saw the fucking circus tent with my own eyes. 

3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

FWIW, the GF is a FSU alum.  We went to the Auburn MNC game at the Rose Bowl. 

When my son was in Army flight school in Alabama, we visited them, and then, at her request, took a road trip to Tallahassee so she could do the memory lane shit.  The campus in general, her sorority house, etc..  And I saw the fucking circus tent with my own eyes. 

I’m guessing the car was crowded…

3 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:


When and where?

 

45 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Do we have a thing today?

 

Everytime I sit through one of these commitment announcements I tell myself never again.  And here I am again listening to a bunch of hangers on patting themselves on the back and getting their 30 seconds of fame yet again.

fuck that black texas shirt it gave me a fucking heart attack but we got him!

 

Just now, Gidnik said:

fuck that black texas shirt it gave me a fucking heart attack but we got him!

 

same

Just now, Gidnik said:

fuck that black texas shirt it gave me a fucking heart attack but we got him!

 

Don't know how you could see anything.  Zoom in please

 

1 minute ago, DeadSalamander said:

Don't know how you could see anything.  Zoom in please

 

i couldnt until he picked up the hat. had my sound off.  

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Aggy wasn't even top three.

 

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Just glad we were able to overcome the powerful Michael Earley impact

18 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

 

CFS time!!! And I don't mean covered full service 🤭

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Updated recruiting rankings via 247.

 

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I'll post it here, too. 

Both Bobby and Gerry said once he made his commitment he was done. None of this flipping bullshit. He's here for good. 

Hook Em, Jonah! 🤘

4 minutes ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

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Hell no we aren't done. We still have Jaime Ffrench on the way! And then Lance Jackson will be a 5 star and Smith Orogbo, too. So that's five 5 stars that we know of. 

Plus we'll flip Myron Charles, and a few other surprises. 

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13 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Aggy wasn't even top three.

 

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The beauty of this quote is that it highlights how either clueless or dishonest the aggie mods are. I have friends involved in one end or another of this part of the college sports world who were adamant, and remained so, that ATM was out immediately after naming Earley the HC in baseball. 

Meanwhile, the pieces of shit at Texags, led by that bloviating fatass Brauny, acted like ATM was in this until the very end. They have been lying to their subs for two months, blatantly. 

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5 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Hell no we aren't done. We still have Jaime Ffrench on the way! And then Lance Jackson will be a 5 star and Smith Orogbo, too. So that's five 5 stars that we know of. 

Plus we'll flip Myron Charles, and a few other surprises. 

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1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

They also have a fucking circus school.  I'm not kidding. 

Where do one go to attend a fucking curcus? 

Sounds entertaining. 

4 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

So does he play for Slosh a well? 

Nah. Earley getting hired at A&M turned him off baseball altogether. The hire was that bad. 

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

They also have a fucking circus school.  I'm not kidding. 

Do they have scholarship contortionists? Because I would like to go there if so.

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Sark going Old Testament on the recruiting trail getting Jonah and The Whale in the same week.

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

The beauty of this quote is that it highlights how either clueless or dishonest the aggie mods are. I have friends involved in one end or another of this part of the college sports world who were adamant, and remained so, that ATM was out immediately after naming Earley the HC in baseball. 

Meanwhile, the pieces of shit at Texags, led by that bloviating fatass Brauny, acted like ATM was in this until the very end. They have been lying to their subs for two months, blatantly. 

The aggy way. They lie because it would be full scale mutiny 24/7. So Liucci & his minions treat them if they were mushrooms. Keep them in the dark & feed them full of shit. All the while the cult hang on every word they read from those schiester's and take it as if they're reading the Bible 

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6 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

The aggy way. They lie because it would be full scale mutiny 24/7. So Liucci & his minions treat them if they were mushrooms. Keep them in the dark & feed them full of shit. All the while the cult hang on every word they read from those schiester's and take it as if they're reading the Bible 

They're also in...

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ESPN news crawl shows Williams as a LB, as does the espn recruiting profile. 

3 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

"Thought he was a lock."

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“loose”. Sure Einstein. 

11 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

"Thought he was a lock."

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Would it make him feel better if we told him Jonah was a lock?

2 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Hell no we aren't done. We still have Jaime Ffrench on the way! And then Lance Jackson will be a 5 star and Smith Orogbo, too. So that's five 5 stars that we know of. 

Plus we'll flip Myron Charles, and a few other surprises. 


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