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#11801
1 hour ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Yeah, yeah, Ohio St is good every year, their NIL is up there, they put guys in the league.  Counterpoint:

Ryan Day (American football) - Wikipedia

Ryan Rapey Sandusky Day.  Good fucking grief.  Creepy ass motherfucker.

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#11802
19 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

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Why does he look like a wax figure? 

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#11807

 

Reading the quotes from Sark and the Elk, about their injured starting QBs and their QB situations ... the juxtaposition highlights the difference.  

Damn.

 

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#11808
Texas five-star WR commit Kaliq Lockett continues to do nasty, filthy things after the catch. #HookEm🤘 @InsideTexas

 

 

#11809
4⭐️ WR Michael Terry getting loose before his game tonight! Check out the Texas gloves! 👀🤔

 

#11810
10 minutes ago, TexasMan said:
4⭐️ WR Michael Terry getting loose before his game tonight! Check out the Texas gloves! 👀🤔

10 rushes, 158 yards, 2 TD. 1st half. No idea about comp but he’s obviously a man among boys.

 

#11813
4 hours ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

 

Somebody should change out Steve Buscemi for Ryan Day. 

 

 

This is GOLD, thanks for sharing

#11814
1 hour ago, TexasMan said:
4⭐️ WR Michael Terry getting loose before his game tonight! Check out the Texas gloves! 👀🤔

 

I was watching this game on CW, he's literally their entire offense.

#11815
1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I was watching this game on CW, he's literally their entire offense.

Can't be possible. @Helobious said he's been no good against pedestrian competition.

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#11816

Texas DL coach Kenny Baker and corners coach Terry Joseph are at the Fort Bend Marshall/Richmond Randle game. Marshall is home to UT CB commitment Caleb Chester and 2026 safety offer Isaiah Williams.

Randle is home to Texas A&M DT commitment Chase Sims, who will take a Texas official visit next weekend.

I like it. I like it very much. 

#11817
4 hours ago, TexasMan said:
4⭐️ WR Michael Terry getting loose before his game tonight! Check out the Texas gloves! 👀🤔

 

tight end

#11820
18 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Listen, fuckface, before you go comparing me to a violent pedophile, let me remind you that I know where you live. 

That’s next level Ryan Day shit right there. Wow. 

If I’m HJ, I’m packing up and moving, right now. 

#11821
40 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

That’s next level Ryan Day shit right there. Wow. 

If I’m HJ, I’m packing up and moving, right now. 

Wrong, the real Ryan Day wouldn't give any warning. He'd just show up in the middle of the night with some rope, duct tape, a flashlight and several copies of Highlights and some candy.

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#11822
3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Wrong, the real Ryan Day wouldn't give any warning. He'd just show up in the middle of the night with some rope, duct tape, a flashlight and several copies of Highlights and some candy.

My wife and I call that date night. 

#11823
10 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

My wife and I call that date night. 

What do y'all use the Highlights for? Nevermind, I'm scared to ask. 

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#11824
7 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Wrong, the real Ryan Day wouldn't give any warning. He'd just show up in the middle of the night with some rope, duct tape, a flashlight and several copies of Highlights and some candy.

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#11826
2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Listen, fuckface, before you go comparing me to a violent pedophile, let me remind you that I know where you live. 

OK but everyone knows where you live if they just look you up on the registry

#11827
3 minutes ago, Teryor said:

OK but everyone knows where you live if they just look you up on the registry

I'll save everyone the time, it's 1060 West Addison. 

#11828
1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

What do y'all use the Highlights for? Nevermind, I'm scared to ask. 

The hidden objects picture is always a good lead-in with a natural segue. 
 

alas, the last time we did that things went awry- we ended up being asked to leave the dentist’s waiting room. 

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#11829
2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

That’s next level Ryan Day shit right there. Wow. 

If I’m HJ, I’m packing up and moving, right now. 

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#11830

 

Very interesting ... 

 

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* He does show offers from TCU/LSU/Utah/Arizona, so I suppose Scruggs means Florida State was the only one to offer post Utah commitment.

 

 

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#11831

It’s always a good idea to evaluate Utah defensive recruits from Texas. 

#11832
2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Wrong, the real Ryan Day wouldn't give any warning. He'd just show up in the middle of the night with some rope, duct tape, a flashlight and several copies of Highlights and some candy.

That’s a lot of insider baseball for someone who claims to not be Ryan Day. 

#11834

Looks like he may grow into a nickel/safety with that frame. Dunno how well he moves, very high cut looking athlete. 

#11835
6 minutes ago, Atticus said:

Looks like he may grow into a nickel/safety with that frame. Dunno how well he moves, very high cut looking athlete. 

Maybe in the NFL, but Ryan Watts was pretty good for us

#11838
1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'll save everyone the time, it's 1060 West Addison. 

Clark and Addison - That’s Wrigley Field.

#11839
3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Wrong, the real Ryan Day wouldn't give any warning. He'd just show up in the middle of the night with some rope, duct tape, a flashlight and several copies of Highlights and some candy.

this seems oddly specific.

#11840
7 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

this seems oddly specific.

True. It sounds like something the real Ryan Day would say.

#11842
52 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Maybe in the NFL, but Ryan Watts was pretty good for us

Any track numbers on Stokes? Watts' achiles heel was the go route because he lacked the top end speed. It is mitigated by length somewhat, but if he is a 4.6+ guy I am not going to get very excited. 

#11844
6 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Any track numbers on Stokes? Watts' achiles heel was the go route because he lacked the top end speed. It is mitigated by length somewhat, but if he is a 4.6+ guy I am not going to get very excited. 

Only recorded time I could find was a 22.36 200m from the spring. 

 

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#11845
23 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Yeah, but the Nazi's don't know that.

Nazi's what?
 

 (I'm trying to beat TrashMasterG for the worlds most annoying post)

#11846
1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

Very interesting ... 

 

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* He does show offers from TCU/LSU/Utah/Arizona, so I suppose Scruggs means Florida State was the only one to offer post Utah commitment.

 

 

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Stokes is a dude. He absolutely shut down our all district WR. Weiss is a good squad, a lot of D1 guys.

#11848

 

(Transferred to Weiss Spring of his sophomore year.)

 

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(Hope his desire to play WR has ... waned ... in the green highlighted sentence below, think he meant to write "grow AND get better" 😂)

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#11849
4 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Wrong, the real Ryan Day wouldn't give any warning. He'd just show up in the middle of the night with some rope, duct tape, a flashlight and several copies of Highlights and some candy.

Would read but only for Goofus and Gallant.  

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