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    I’m not interested in getting political, but your description of circumstances can get immediately fucked. Negged for attempting to absurdly minimize the assassination attempt on a presidential candid

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3 minutes ago, Hookem10 said:

I’d pay to not see that. If they did land Sanchez I’d be mildly surprised tho. 

Mildly surprised for me wouldn't happen. I would be floored. I can see Dorian Brew, but Sanchez is a massive hill we would have to climb. 

10 hours ago, MuellerHorn said:

 

 

 

 

I don't disagree that we shouldn't be blindly pessimistic with Clark's recovery, but the one poster (@Magus Ossis) who has actually provided "medical info" is a clinician who directly works with these types of injuries. Pretty sure his info is not outdated.

I obviously wasn’t talking about him, he wasn’t even pessimistic.

19 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

If they land Devin Sanchez, I'll masturbate on camera and no Onlyfans fees. 

If you update this to a workplace zoom link, then I am all for it. 

28 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

If they land Devin Sanchez, I'll masturbate on camera and no Onlyfans fees. 

you lack commitment. 

Wasn’t Sanchez one of the ones with a helicopter dad? Or am I misremembering a highly ranked db like that this cycle? 

49 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

If you update this to a workplace zoom link, then I am all for it. 

I'd rather not be fired, but I guess I can close the door. 

2 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I'd rather not be fired, but I guess I can close the door. 

Since you strike me as someone who makes their living in the field of sandwich artistry, a gentle reminder to wash your hands before you head back out. 

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Since you strike me as someone who makes their living in the field of sandwich artistry, a gentle reminder to wash your hands before you head back out. 

I wear gloves, don't worry. And I'll add lube. 

Just let me know what you want on your sandwich when I'm done. 

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19 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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Sark’s got Devin “The Shark” Sanchez on the hook, and he’s gonna pull him out of the briny depths of North Shore and wrestle him onto the S.S. Longhorn

Spoiler

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59 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Are we back on the north shore train already?

Good kids from good families! (who can ball) 

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

No big recruits so just saying hi

 

Not sure how I missed Gilbert coming back? When did this happen?

3 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Not sure how I missed Gilbert coming back? When did this happen?

February

So apparently Nahlin is now bullish that we're flipping Sanchez? Has anyone else heard this?

1 minute ago, Park Gothic said:

So apparently Nahlin is now bullish that we're flipping Sanchez? Has anyone else heard this?

As much as I'd love for this to be true, it sounds like someone is messing with Nahlin. Seems to happen a lot

1 minute ago, Park Gothic said:

So apparently Nahlin is now bullish that we're flipping Sanchez? Has anyone else heard this?

I have not heard this. 

So apparently Nahlin is now bullish that we're flipping Sanchez? Has anyone else heard this?

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2 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

As much as I'd love for this to be true, it sounds like someone is messing with Nahlin. Seems to happen a lot

Yeah, I am also skeptical. If it was (almost) anyone other than Nahlin I'd give it more credence, but that guy's entire business is built on telling Texas fans what they want to hear. 

I’m pretty sure he is basing that opinion on the sole fact Sark visited today and just wants to throw that out there so the could say he was first if it does happen

1 hour ago, Park Gothic said:

So apparently Nahlin is now bullish that we're flipping Sanchez? Has anyone else heard this?

Nahlin's recruiting scoops are worth about as much as FCB's at this point. 

No opinion on this new rumor, but why has Sanchez been such an unwavering lock to OSU?

Sanchez is the type of prospect that comes around once every 20-30 years. Definition of a generational talent, Sark would be a wizard if he lands him. 

1 hour ago, Park Gothic said:

So apparently Nahlin is now bullish that we're flipping Sanchez? Has anyone else heard this?

Why don’t you post what that fucking alcoholic said 

14 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Sanchez is the type of prospect that comes around once every 20-30 years. Definition of a generational talent, Sark would be a wizard if he lands him. 

If his name was Devin Williams you wouldn’t be saying this

1 hour ago, Park Gothic said:

So apparently Nahlin is now bullish that we're flipping Sanchez? Has anyone else heard this?

Hold on. I have heard this. I was on a web site dedicated to Teas Longhorn fans, and it was discussed. 

11 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Why don’t you post what that fucking alcoholic said 

If his name was Devin Williams you wouldn’t be saying this

Then again, if the player's name were Deion Sanchez, he'd claim the kid is the best ever. 

I don’t get think Nahlin said he felt bullish about Sanchez… just that Texas was going to see him. He said there was a long way to go. But multiple sites have said he answers the phone every time Texas calls…

37 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Why don’t you post what that fucking alcoholic said 

If his name was Devin Williams you wouldn’t be saying this


Are you talking shit about alcoholics now? 

2 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

So apparently Nahlin is now bullish that we're flipping Sanchez? Has anyone else heard this?

 

2 hours ago, campcrunk said:

As much as I'd love for this to be true, it sounds like someone is messing with Nahlin. Seems to happen a lot

Given how Nahlin fucking crushed the Denver Harris recruitment out of North Shore, I think we should absolutely go all in on buying that loser’s latest POV.  

57 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Sanchez is the type of prospect that comes around once every 20-30 years. Definition of a generational talent, Sark would be a wizard if he lands him. 

Negged because you are an unentertaining troll with a terrible schtick. Go get fucked, dummy. 

21 minutes ago, Texasborn91 said:

But multiple sites have said he answers the phone every time Texas calls…

Maybe he’s a boomer.

1 hour ago, trythisathome said:

Nahlin's recruiting scoops are worth about as much as FCB's at this point. 

Yup. Wake me up if he’s at the Georgia game. 

45 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


Are you talking shit about alcoholics now? 

If his name was Evan Williams, you wouldn't be asking this

Honestly just want him here for the dirty Sanchez jokes

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Yup. Wake me up if he’s at the Georgia game. 

 I don’t put much into any recruit showing up to a top 5 matchup for free one way or the other

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Brew is a tough one to figure. Dad is a gold medalist in 400 relay, went to LSU. Mom was also a sprinter and in the fOSU Hall of Fame. I believe he’s a move in from Ohio. He didn’t give Texas the time of day and it seemed like Oregon always led.

I wonder if mom and dad got creeped out by Brian Kelly and Ryan Day disrespectfully, and Oregon was the compromise school. Maybe mom and dad don’t want a 5 hour flight to see their kid play? 

2 hours ago, Helobious said:

Sanchez is the type of prospect that comes around once every 20-30 years. Definition of a generational talent, Sark would be a wizard if he lands him. 

I Dont Believe You Will Ferrell GIFabout sanchez, but sark can be a wizard at times. 

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Sanchez is the best prospect and person in Texas since Tunmise. 

has the term "he picks up the phone every time " become the new vague term for 9.95ers. im already tired of hearing it 🤣. I heard Sanchez's tears cure cancer, to bad he doesn't cry. 

4 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

So apparently Nahlin is now bullish that we're flipping Sanchez? Has anyone else heard this?

On the IT YouTube today with Wells he suggested the opposite—that Sanchez has been committed to OSU forever and it’s highly unlikely, but Sark wants to shoot his shot.

3 hours ago, trythisathome said:

Nahlin's recruiting scoops are worth about as much as FCB's at this point. 

 

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2 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I wonder if mom and dad got creeped out by Brian Kelly and Ryan Day disrespectfully, and Oregon was the compromise school. Maybe mom and dad don’t want a 5 hour flight to see their kid play? 

How do you come up with this shit?

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