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4 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

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Cringe and memes aren’t what’s doing work here…though they probably don’t hurt. 

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3 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Brew is a tough one to figure. Dad is a gold medalist in 400 relay, went to LSU.

400 relay?  who cares?

1 minute ago, Da Fino said:

Cringe and memes aren’t what’s doing work here…though they probably don’t hurt. 

Like I said Brew is hard to figure. fOSU has kicked the door down on NIL money to top Michigan, and his mom is in the their HOF. Meanwhile, Kelly would sacrifice 2 video assistants for some stops. Oregon getting in there is an impressive expression of their reach. 
 

Again, fuck AAL for offering direct flights DFW to Eugene. A cool 2 hours from Portland, and 7 hours north of anything of consequence in California. Other than Nike, who is requesting these flights? 

34 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Again, fuck AAL for offering direct flights DFW to Eugene. A cool 2 hours from Portland, and 7 hours north of anything of consequence in California. Other than Nike, who is requesting these flights? 

You have lost your fucking mind. 

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Again, fuck AAL for offering direct flights DFW to Eugene. A cool 2 hours from Portland, and 7 hours north of anything of consequence in California. Other than Nike, who is requesting these flights? 

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I’m with Bill, this motherfucker killed the Boeing whistleblowers


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wake up sheeple 

8 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Other than Nike, who is requesting these flights? 

All the kids in Texas, like my daughter, who are going to UO. A few of her classmates are also going there.  The school recruits nonathletes heavily in this state. I heard that SW may be starting a direct flight from Austin to Eugene.

8 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Other than Nike, who is requesting these flights? 

Large hydraulics industry in Eugene

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Poster on IT:

Josiah Sharma finally got eligible for Folsom and played in their 35-7 domination of Oak Ridge. Josiah was an absolute menace. I had him with 7 tackles 2 tfl 1 sack 1 fumble caused and 7 pressures. He might not have been credited with the sack, but he should have been. Was surprised that he played as many snaps as he did considering he hadn't played in a game yet, but only a couple of times was he subbed out until the 4th quarter. He was just too strong for the Oak Ridge OL. QB could never get settled in the pocket as he constantly drove his man into the backfield. He was active the whole night and was consistently chasing plays down from the backside. Motor was on the whole game. He did seem to tire a little in the second half, but he was still active and powerful. He has the body to anchor our defense, but he's so disruptive that we might want to give him a little latitude to penetrate. Kid's gonna be good.

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

All the kids in Texas, like my daughter, who are going to UO. A few of her classmates are also going there.  The school recruits nonathletes heavily in this state. I heard that SW may be starting a direct flight from Austin to Eugene.

Not trying to be an asshole, but why is your daughter going to Oregon of all schools?

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Just now, UDontKnow said:

Not trying to be an asshole, but why is your daughter going to Oregon of all schools?

She grew up her whole life 10 minutes from the Texas campus, and just wanted to go far way for college. I have some roots in the Pacific Northwest, and as an athlete she wanted to go to a school with good sports programs. And UO gave her a lot of money.

15 minutes ago, South Austin said:

She grew up her whole life 10 minutes from the Texas campus, and just wanted to go far way for college. I have some roots in the Pacific Northwest, and as an athlete she wanted to go to a school with good sports programs. And UO gave her a lot of money.



LOL ... like anybody believes South Austin is 10 minutes from the Texas campus. 

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5 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

Not trying to be an asshole, but why is your daughter going to Oregon of all schools?


These takes are just brutal on this thread. People bitching about American Airlines offering direct flights somewhere and people questioning where other people send their kids to college? Just brutally stupid takes on the last page. 

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50 minutes ago, South Austin said:

And UO gave her a lot of money.

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About 90% of Oregon’s recruiting footprint is reachable via non-stops. It ain’t a conspiracy.
 

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57 minutes ago, Marshall_Lucky said:

About 90% of Oregon’s recruiting footprint is reachable via non-stops. It ain’t a conspiracy.
 

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In actual recruiting news Jahkeem Stewart is reclassifying to 2025 guessing theres no shot for us

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1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

OT Lamont Rogers 

At the aggy game today.

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Some people need help

Jonah over Arch is one thing 

Jonah as a bit below Nyck Harbor? Comical.

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2 minutes ago, NoName said:

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Some people need help

Jonah over Arch is one thing 

Jonah as a bit below Nyck Harbor? Comical.

Yet another reason the iPhone needs a breathalyzer.

2 minutes ago, NoName said:

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Some people need help

Jonah over Arch is one thing 

Jonah as a bit below Nyck Harbor? Comical.

Spouting dumb, obviously wrong shit on twitter generates engagement. 

I'll never understand someone insisting they need to draw attention to their ignorance

31 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Yet another reason the iPhone needs a breathalyzer.

I hope immamac doesn’t ban me for saying this. It would probably drop Surly’s traffic by 98%.

20 hours ago, Ricky Butler said:

No opinion on this new rumor, but why has Sanchez been such an unwavering lock to OSU?

Only thing I’ve seen is OSU selling him on their corners in the NFL even though they haven’t had a Day 1 or 2 DB since 2020 and they’re all Urban’s guys

It shocks me how well selling developmental successes/failures under past staffs works. 

1 hour ago, NoName said:

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Some people need help

Jonah over Arch is one thing 

Jonah as a bit below Nyck Harbor? Comical.

I don't know what's worse that guy tweeting it or you posting it here

51 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

I don't know what's worse that guy tweeting it or you posting it here

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1 hour ago, UnhappilyMarried said:

Only thing I’ve seen is OSU selling him on their corners in the NFL even though they haven’t had a Day 1 or 2 DB since 2020 and they’re all Urban’s guys

It shocks me how well selling developmental successes/failures under past staffs works. 


Maybe Sark should say "Pssst ... hey, Devin ... ever hear of a guy named Johnnie Johnson?"

1 hour ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


Maybe Sark should say "Pssst ... hey, Devin ... ever hear of a guy named Johnnie Johnson?"

Or Jerry Gray 

7 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

Not trying to be an asshole, but why is your daughter going to Oregon of all schools?

she accidentally logged onto surly and finally understood what the banging sound coming from her grandmothers room was.

10 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

Large hydraulics industry in Eugene

Emerging nursing market as well.

I don’t do recruiting. Who is or should be the heir to arch?

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5 minutes ago, Basil said:

I don’t do recruiting. Who is or should be the heir to arch?

Dia Bell. Enjoy his commitment thread.

35 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Lamont Rogers Fong'd to Aggie.

I don’t respect his decision

20 hours ago, South Austin said:

And UO gave her a lot of money.

They NIL'd her too?

16 minutes ago, Keef said:

They NIL'd her too?

Phil Knight promised her a ride in his private jet.

12 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Lamont Rogers Fong'd to Aggie.

That’s not great. He’d probably be the most talented OL on their roster from day 1. 

13 hours ago, Basil said:

I don’t do recruiting. Who is or should be the heir to arch?

 

12 hours ago, texifornia said:

Dia Bell. Enjoy his commitment thread.

Trey Owens '24

KJ Lacey '25

Dia Bell '26

Not ideal Lance Jackson was at the Arky game last night huh

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22 minutes ago, D3zii said:

Not ideal Lance Jackson was at the Arky game last night huh

Folks aren’t worried about it or surprised. Dude’s brother plays for them and he told Texas about it a while ago, supposedly. I agree it’s “not ideal” but I don’t think it should be considered worrisome. I assume he’ll be at the Texas/Arkansas match-up as well. 

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Pleasant Grove also had an open date this week. 

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Why? He can’t go watch his brother play with family?

Not saying he would flip just simply stating that atmosphere was electric in Fayetteville. Relax

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Folks aren’t worried about it or surprised. Dude’s brother plays for them and he told Texas about it a while ago, supposedly. I agree it’s “not ideal” but I don’t think it should be considered worrisome. I assume he’ll be at the Texas/Arkansas match-up as well. 

Understandable 

On 10/5/2024 at 11:13 AM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:



LOL ... like anybody believes South Austin is 10 minutes from the Texas campus. 

We all know of his mom's whereabouts. 

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