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It would have been the crying emoji.

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8 minutes ago, UnhappilyMarried said:

Javorskie Lane Jr would be my guess 

Would be great but he would be a long longshot to make it to campus.  

However we could hydrate ourselves on aggy tears for years.

3 hours ago, TotallyLegit said:

Recently, I've been considering devoting more effort to the cultivation of my personal brand. In that vein, how does one change his handle?

I've never heard an honest man use "legit". Great line from Carnivale.

4 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Is there a difference between “deep sea fishing” and “big game hunting”?

 

4 hours ago, Herbie Hancock said:


One is on land, and the other in the water?

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5 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I’ll further speculate Blake’s tweet that  it’s that basketball chick that’s supposedly the best shooter out of high school since Caitlin Clark. 

that was my guess with Gerry chiming in on it.  Don't think Gerry would say anything about a baseball commit.

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I’ll further speculate Blake’s tweet that  it’s that basketball chick that’s supposedly the best shooter out of high school since Caitlin Clark. 

lol i tweeted that chavez video in the comments section... 

8 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Sark with his NIL looking at DL

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If we don’t go all in on the porcelain cat, I will be furious!

1980s Chuck Woolery WHEEL

4 hours ago, Magus Ossis said:

Just try not to end up with the big gamey fish

Lets keep my prom date out of this , please. 

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8 hours ago, UnhappilyMarried said:

Javorskie Lane Jr would be my guess 

 

Seems like we're really high altitude bird sniping now.

50 minutes ago, jeevsie said:

Seems like we're really high altitude bird sniping now.

Well, not long ago we were digging for worms

17 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

 

With an assist from Nick Brooks. 

Also, I've always wanted the ability to drill into a prospect high school to see the other prospects there. I thought that was what CBS/247 were going to do with MaxPreps, but they never built that out. I went to on3 to confirm Brooks' high school and Grayson was linked...

https://www.on3.com/high-school/grayson-loganville-ga-16156/

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Super useful. 

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Cross-posting, given the "hi" discussions.  May have been the "hi" from yesterday - sounds yuuuuuuge ... 

 

 

 

2 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

With an assist from Nick Brooks. 

Also, I've always wanted the ability to drill into a prospect high school to see the other prospects there. I thought that was what CBS/247 were going to do with MaxPreps, but they never built that out. I went to on3 to confirm Brooks' high school and Grayson was linked...

https://www.on3.com/high-school/grayson-loganville-ga-16156/

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Super useful. 

I was today years old when I learned that Brooks and Mbatchou go to the same high school.

3 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

 

He's now a 4* on three of the four services.

Any Bama recruits that we might have interest in?  

 

2 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Any Bama recruits that we might have interest in?  

Their QB commit looked pretty fucking good last night.
 

Dijon Lee- Looks like Georgia has entered that battle. 

31 minutes ago, TXRed said:

Their QB commit looked pretty fucking good last night.

yeah we should've been on that kid sooner.  sark would be great for him.

7 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

You sure, Fasusi?

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13 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

You sure, Fasusi?

Let Fasusi suffer in Norman. Give me Turntine 11 times out of 10.

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Tried to post his new tweet saying clearly I was wrong.   Oh well.  Phone fail. 

2 hours ago, Ghost of Shag said:

You sure, Fasusi?

He watched that game and said “Cool, I am definitely starting next year”

4 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

He watched that game and said “Cool, I am definitely starting next year”

"I cannot wait to protect whichever shitty QB the coach decides for us to lose with."

9 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

"I cannot wait to protect whichever shitty QB the coach decides for us to lose with."

"... with his ass on the hot seat before I enroll."

Sny chance Chase Sims OV's this week and our $9.95ers can keep a lid on it?

20 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Sny chance Chase Sims OV's this week and our $9.95ers can keep a lid on it?

Any chance we want to pay a bag to his HS coach to get him interested?

22 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Any chance we want to pay a bag to his HS coach to get him interested?

 

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2 minutes ago, Bevo said:

 

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Feel free to sort that cash out yourself, Doctor. A former poster named Barbacoa will be along shortly to help you set that up.  

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Feel free to sort that cash out yourself, Doctor, and soon to be retiree. A former poster named Barbacoa will be along shortly to help you set that up.  

 

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Probably would have been better for us if Oregon lost last night. I guess you could argue that Texas is developing DBs better than either Oregon or osu right now though. 

 

27 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:


anyone have?

Yep, but not much here, unfortunately:

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Recruits react to Texas Red River Rivalry win: 'Coach Sark is entering a Coach Saban era'

Horns247 got reactions from top Texas football targets and commits after the Longhorns blew out Oklahoma 34-3 in the Red River Rivalry.

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Texas football blew past Oklahoma on Saturday in a 34-3 win, giving the Longhorns their first 6-0 record since 2009. Recruits were excited about the outcome, and shared their reactions with Horns247. 

We'll keep this story updated as reactions come in! 

Michael Terry III, 5-star ATH, San Antonio (Texas) Alamo Heights -- 

"I really like how Coach Sarkisian believed in Ewers and let him play through the beginning of the game. I'm not surprised in Texas' performance. Those guys are super talented on both sides of the ball." 

Elijah Bo Barnes, 4-star LB, Dallas (Texas) Skyline -- Texas commit -- 

"It was a great win. A lot to clean up and a lot to get fixed, but overall we dominated them and came out with that gold hat." 

James Simon, 4-star RB, Shreveport (La.) Calvary Baptist -- Texas commit -- 

"Big time win in one of the greatest rivalry games in college football. Excited to participate in the years to come."

Ethan "Boobie" Feaster, 2027 5-star WR, DeSoto (Texas) 

"Kind of expected it. Texas would surprise me a lot this year if they don't win a natty. They've proven over and over that they are very dominant."

Lance Jackson, 4-star DL, Pleasant Grove (Texas) -- Texas commit -- 

"All I gotta say is: 'Texas only fears God, Oklahoma fears Texas." 

Caleb Chester, 3-star CB, Houston (Texas) Alief Hastings -- Texas commit 

"I think it was expected. I feel like Coach Sark is entering a Coach Saban era, and right now they're rolling and there is no one that can stop them."

Kevin Ford Jr., 2026 4-star edge, Duncanville (Texas) -- 

"Great team win. Defense played great. Colin went out there did good, also 88. Just overall great play."

Jonah Williams, 5-star S, Galveston (Texas) Ball -- Texas commit -- 

"Great team win! Gotta fix some screws but we'll be good. Natty szn."

KJ Lacey, 4-star QB, Saraland (Ala.) -- Texas commit -- 

"Game started off a little slow, but once they got going it was no stopping Texas. Running backs and O-line played a really good game, though. All I gotta say is it's gonna be a one-sided rivalry for the next few years."

 

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Honestly I always find these “recruits react” articles to be pretty weird and awkward. 

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