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5 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

These “columns” drive me nuts. IT does the same thing. It’s just a list without any analysis. It wouldn’t kill Gerry to provide one sentence per recruit to summarize Texas’ chances. 

I mean I wouldn't consider it a "column" I'd consider it more of a "list"

 

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4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I mean I wouldn't consider it a "column" I'd consider it more of a "list"

 

Nobody wants to hear about your dick, dude.

15 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Fair enough, but a written summary would be nice.

Tell me you are a millennial without telling me you are a millennial.  

1 hour ago, TXRed said:

 

Justus looks like he is about to dispense some justice in that pic. 

3 hours ago, Red Five said:

Puppet meme. 

(I wasn't saying to pull him, but I did say something about having a very capable backup available if that level of play continued)

You also said that Tre Wisner was going to be encouraged to look around (which I am SURE you will refute) so your opinions are kind of shittier than assholes

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

These “columns” drive me nuts. IT does the same thing. It’s just a list without any analysis. It wouldn’t kill Gerry to provide one sentence per recruit to summarize Texas’ chances. 

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Texas vs. Georgia visitor list 

Just curious which word you didn't understand?

What does Bill think of percentage list?

 

Gerry Hamilton

 

Texas leading for seven top prospects?

OnTexasFootball takes a look at prospects we believe the Longhorns lead for or have at least a 50-50 shot at headed into the huge visit weekend. 

The list begins with a pair of 2025's that would impact Texas chances at signing a top 2 ranked recruiting class December 4. 

Two 2025's that would ascend Texas to the No. 3 ranked class

Michael Terry III, ATH, San Antonio (Texas) Alamo Heights
OTF ranking: 4-star++
The OTF %: 75%

Javion Hilson, EDGE, Cocoa (Fla.) High
OTF ranking: 4-star++
The OTF %: Texas is considered the leader headed into the weekend unofficial visit for the Georgia game. 75%

2026 Elite Athlete

Jalen Lott, WR/CB, Frisco (Texas) Panther Creek
OTF ranking: 4-star++
The OTF %: 80%

2026 OL's trending to Texas

John Turntine III, OT, Fort Worth (Texas) North Crowley
OTF ranking: 5-star
The OTF %: 65%

Toa Katoa, IOL, Euless (Texas) Trinity 
OTF ranking: 4-star+
The OTF %: At least 50-50. 

Nicolas Robertson, IOL, Klein (Texas) High 
OTF ranking: 4-star
The OTF %: 65%

Peach State RB

Amari Latimer, RB, Tyrone (Ga.) Sandy Creek 
OTF ranking: 4-star++
The OTF %: 60%

2026 LB out of Houston

Kosi Okpala, LB, Houston (Texas) Mayde Creek 
OTF ranking: 4-star+
The OTF %: 65%

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5 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

What does Bill think of percentage list?

 

Gerry Hamilton

 

Texas leading for seven top prospects?

OnTexasFootball takes a look at prospects we believe the Longhorns lead for or have at least a 50-50 shot at headed into the huge visit weekend. 

The list begins with a pair of 2025's that would impact Texas chances at signing a top 2 ranked recruiting class December 4. 

Two 2025's that would ascend Texas to the No. 3 ranked class

Michael Terry III, ATH, San Antonio (Texas) Alamo Heights
OTF ranking: 4-star++
The OTF %: 75%

Javion Hilson, EDGE, Cocoa (Fla.) High
OTF ranking: 4-star++
The OTF %: Texas is considered the leader headed into the weekend unofficial visit for the Georgia game. 75%

2026 Elite Athlete

Jalen Lott, WR/CB, Frisco (Texas) Panther Creek
OTF ranking: 4-star++
The OTF %: 80%

2026 OL's trending to Texas

John Turntine III, OT, Fort Worth (Texas) North Crowley
OTF ranking: 5-star
The OTF %: 65%

Toa Katoa, IOL, Euless (Texas) Trinity 
OTF ranking: 4-star+
The OTF %: At least 50-50. 

Nicolas Robertson, IOL, Klein (Texas) High 
OTF ranking: 4-star
The OTF %: 65%

Peach State RB

Amari Latimer, RB, Tyrone (Ga.) Sandy Creek 
OTF ranking: 4-star++
The OTF %: 60%

2026 LB out of Houston

Kosi Okpala, LB, Houston (Texas) Mayde Creek 
OTF ranking: 4-star+
The OTF %: 65%

Too much analysis. Why can’t he just make a list? 

8 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

What does Bill think of percentage list?

 

Gerry Hamilton

 

Texas leading for seven top prospects?

OnTexasFootball takes a look at prospects we believe the Longhorns lead for or have at least a 50-50 shot at headed into the huge visit weekend. 

The list begins with a pair of 2025's that would impact Texas chances at signing a top 2 ranked recruiting class December 4. 

Two 2025's that would ascend Texas to the No. 3 ranked class

Michael Terry III, ATH, San Antonio (Texas) Alamo Heights
OTF ranking: 4-star++
The OTF %: 75%

Javion Hilson, EDGE, Cocoa (Fla.) High
OTF ranking: 4-star++
The OTF %: Texas is considered the leader headed into the weekend unofficial visit for the Georgia game. 75%

2026 Elite Athlete

Jalen Lott, WR/CB, Frisco (Texas) Panther Creek
OTF ranking: 4-star++
The OTF %: 80%

2026 OL's trending to Texas

John Turntine III, OT, Fort Worth (Texas) North Crowley
OTF ranking: 5-star
The OTF %: 65%

Toa Katoa, IOL, Euless (Texas) Trinity 
OTF ranking: 4-star+
The OTF %: At least 50-50. 

Nicolas Robertson, IOL, Klein (Texas) High 
OTF ranking: 4-star
The OTF %: 65%

Peach State RB

Amari Latimer, RB, Tyrone (Ga.) Sandy Creek 
OTF ranking: 4-star++
The OTF %: 60%

2026 LB out of Houston

Kosi Okpala, LB, Houston (Texas) Mayde Creek 
OTF ranking: 4-star+
The OTF %: 65%

Works for me. 

2 hours ago, TXRed said:

 

He stares very motherfuckerly.

52 minutes ago, HellesBier said:

You also said that Tre Wisner was going to be encouraged to look around (which I am SURE you will refute) so your opinions are kind of shittier than assholes

1) Someone being wrong once doesn't make everything they post worthy of dismissal. Red Five has been around a hell of a lot longer than you have and he's a damned good poster.

2) I'm not even sure you've got the right poster in your comment. 

10 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

1) Someone being wrong once doesn't make everything they post worthy of dismissal. Red Five has been around a hell of a lot longer than you have and he's a damned good poster.

2) I'm not even sure you've got the right poster in your comment. 

Yeah, that wasn’t @Red Five who said that. 

4 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I can't even imagine, and before one of you fucksticks volunteers to go get some screenshots, I do not even want to know what was said on the Football Board about Ewers during the game. 

Yeah I made the mistake after it was over to think I could relive the game by venturing into that cesspool....

 

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Just now, Duane Moore said:

Yeah, that wasn’t @Red Five who said that. 

I've said dumber things than that, but yeah not this time.

12 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

1) Someone being wrong once doesn't make everything they post worthy of dismissal. Red Five has been around a hell of a lot longer than you have and he's a damned good poster.

2) I'm not even sure you've got the right poster in your comment. 

 

1 minute ago, Duane Moore said:

Yeah, that wasn’t @Red Five who said that. 

My bad! Sorry @Red Five but also fuck the idiot who said what he said

On 9/26/2024 at 8:02 PM, HateYouAndMyself said:

My expectation is that Wisner gets encouraged to go seek a larger role with a different program (he would be back in RB3 at absolute best duties with us next year if not lower on the depth chart) and we go get a speedier back to provide some variance to Gibson/Baxter in the Rb rotation. 

Not @Red Five

It was @HateYouAndMyself

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2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

He looks like he ate Myles Garrett. 

So...Justus was served? 

45 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

He looks like he ate Myles Garrett. 

 

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5 hours ago, TXRed said:

 

My god. Holy shit. This dude just get out of prison? His arms are bigger than everyone's head on this board

Jesus mother of God. 

17 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

My god. Holy shit. This dude just get out of prison? His arms are bigger than everyone's head on this board

Jesus mother of God. 

Bo Scarborough starter kit. 

We are a high end CB away from having a legit 5*/high 4* at every defensive position for this class.

On 10/13/2024 at 4:15 PM, Hornius Emeritus said:


Lance is one of those players who's going to be a huge star at Texas. Sark is beginning to stockpile them across the board.

This team is going to be very good for a long time.

Like the beginning of the Saban era at Alabama. 

59 minutes ago, NashLonghorn said:

Like the beginning of the Saban era at Alabama. 

 

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6 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

So...Justus was served? 

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6 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

My god. Holy shit. This dude just get out of prison? His arms are bigger than everyone's head on this board

Jesus mother of God. 


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6 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

My god. Holy shit. This dude just get out of prison? His arms are bigger than everyone's head on this board

Jesus mother of God. 

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12 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

We are a high end CB away from having a legit 5*/high 4* at every defensive position for this class.

Gerry said he believes Jackson, Sharma, Barnes, and Jonah Williams are big game disruptors at the next level similar to Colin Simmons and Hill. Hilson would be another one if he comes here. Getting 4 or 5 of those dudes on defense in one class would take this to elite if the other pieces are solid. 

14 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

My god. Holy shit. This dude just get out of prison? His arms are bigger than everyone's head on this board

Jesus mother of God. 

Whatever.  He's doing the thing we all do when we push the muscles out with our hands. </s>

13 hours ago, NashLonghorn said:

Like the beginning of the Saban era at Alabama. 

Except without the book scandal and vacated wins. 

53 minutes ago, jeevsie said:

Whatever.  He's doing the thing we all do when we push the muscles out with our hands. </s>

Yeah, but yours just look like someone sat on a playdough snake.

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16 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

My god. Holy shit. This dude just get out of prison? His arms are bigger than everyone's head on this board

Jesus mother of God. 

Sir, being the water-headed motherfucker that I am, I can assure you that his arms are NOT bigger than my head. Nor is there a single person alive who can claim that distinction. 

9 minutes ago, Best served cold said:

Sir, being the water-headed motherfucker that I am, I can assure you that his arms are NOT bigger than my head. Nor is there a single person alive who can claim that distinction. 

Worlds biggest arms

Realistic best case finish to get a little discussion going?

Hilson, Terry, a DT (Mbatchou/Wynn/Mathis/Simpson), a LB, a surprise CB

Questions:

  • we still recruiting any LBs other than Pettijohn? Haven't heard much about Faraimo or Owusu lately
  • would they take more than 1 DT if they want in?
  • Kelshaun Johnson coming in for Georgia is interesting considering we just landed McCutcheon. That's not a question, get over it.
2 minutes ago, tokamak said:

we still recruiting any LBs other than Pettijohn? Haven't heard much about Faraimo or Owusu lately

I’ve been wondering the same, as I think our depth chart is thinner than a recruit might presume.  I also wonder if we like, but don’t love, all of those recruits, at least sufficient to commit the kind of NIL that would be needed.  

9 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Realistic best case finish to get a little discussion going?

Hilson, Terry, a DT (Mbatchou/Wynn/Mathis/Simpson), a LB, a surprise CB

Questions:

  • we still recruiting any LBs other than Pettijohn? Haven't heard much about Faraimo or Owusu lately
  • would they take more than 1 DT if they want in?
  • Kelshaun Johnson coming in for Georgia is interesting considering we just landed McCutcheon. That's not a question, get over it.

It definitely seems like we’re going all out for Pettijohn with his visit this week and then the staff can circle back on the other guys if it’s not happening with Pettijohn. 
 

I think the goal number remaining at DT is 2, but I doubt they take a second DT if it’s not one of the guys on their short list. 
 

The staff still seems to be going after all of Lee, Brew, and Sanchez at CB.  I’m not sure if we take a CB if we miss on those three, unless there’s a late riser not currently on our board. 

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22 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Mayde Creek has 2 P4 recruits. Has that ever happened before? 

I think they had 3 on the 1990 team.

28 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

Uh, this was a few years ago:

Sports Illustrated | Justus “Jay” Terry is a 6'5”, 260 pound defensive end  and he hasn't even played high school football yet 🤯 @themmqb | Instagram

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