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14 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Septum hell, damn near killed ‘em!

you forgot a comma. 

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8 hours ago, Atticus said:

Deandre Moore was a 5 star for much of the early part of the cycle while he was committed to OU. Eventually, he decommitted when Riley left. His final group of suitors was Texas, Georgia, and Louisville due to the Pierce Clarkson connect and big time offer. Very well regarded prospect.

Didn’t he also go to 3 high schools? That seems to always throw things off.

Talking shit on the internet is really gonna get those offers rolling in Johntay.

I wonder Johntay Cook is the reason behind Ffrench visiting Florida. 🤷

When the ministers of aggy propaganda immediately respond to the news of Johntay's availability with "pass", it's safe to assume there are bigger issues than culture fit.

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8 minutes ago, Bamboozled73 said:

I wonder Johntay Cook is the reason behind Ffrench visiting Florida. 🤷

I'd love to hear you explain this thought process. Please, at length. 

 

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18 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

The esteemed Name-Based Recruiting Prognosticator (NBRP), me, is proclaiming that Littleton will be a solid contributor at Texas due to his name’s lyrical similarity to Carrington Byndom, also a solid contributor at Texas. 

Be on the lookout for my post signing day review of all Texas 2025 recruits, where I will project their success based solely on their names.  This is science. You won’t find this type of quality content from a run of the mill 9.99 service. 

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49 minutes ago, Bamboozled73 said:

I wonder Johntay Cook is the reason behind Ffrench visiting Florida. 🤷

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1 hour ago, Bamboozled73 said:

I wonder Johntay Cook is the reason behind Ffrench visiting Florida. 🤷

Pretty sure Ffrench is visiting Florida because he lives an hour away from Gainesville. I wouldn't read too much into it. 

2 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

Pretty sure Ffrench is visiting Florida because he lives an hour away from Gainesville. I wouldn't read too much into it. 

And they're paying good money for visits.

Anyone who thinks Ffrench is going to Florida needs a lobotomy. That kid is coming to Texas, and if worst case scenario. It's Miami, which I doubt. Cristobal is loser as a coach. 

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'd love to hear you explain this thought process. Please, at length. 

 

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Cook sounds very bitter on his social media. It’s not the first or last time a former player badmouthing a program to a recruit.

3 minutes ago, Bamboozled73 said:

Cook sounds very bitter on his social media. It’s not the first or last time a former player badmouthing a program to a recruit.

You're right, I'm sure that Jamie Ffrench, who lives in Florida and might enjoy an offical visit nearby to a major program, is only doing so because a disgruntled player is talking shit on twitter after he's already hit the transfer portal and Ffrench is listening to him exclusively and not the ton of super fucking succesful WRs still on the team, playing, and performing, and likely rolling into the NFL. On top of the guys who were just drafted and sing the praises of Texas. 

2 hours ago, kevwun said:

Talking shit on the internet is really gonna get those offers rolling in Johntay.

It's just another indication that the separation wasn't a "mutual" decision and Cook truly got his ass kicked off the team.

Now, he's making a continued ass of himself and sabotaging future opportunities. Honestly, each post adds more evidence that Sark made the correct decision from a "protecting culture" standpoint.  

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

You're right, I'm sure that Jamie Ffrench, who lives in Florida and might enjoy an offical visit nearby to a major program, is only doing so because a disgruntled player is talking shit on twitter after he's already hit the transfer portal and Ffrench is listening to him exclusively and not the ton of super fucking succesful WRs still on the team, playing, and performing, and likely rolling into the NFL. On top of the guys who were just drafted and sing the praises of Texas. 

Isn't he also going with HS teammate, who is the QB and just reopened his recruitment and is heavily considering Florida. Not too mention that just yesterday the Florida mods were saying that Florida and little to no shot at flipping Ffrench. Shit, they were giddy about Myron Charles potentially showing up until he cancelled yesterday, just like he did to Miami.

43 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

It's just another indication that the separation wasn't a "mutual" decision and Cook truly got his ass kicked off the team.

Now, he's making a continued ass of himself and sabotaging future opportunities. Honestly, each post adds more evidence that Sark made the correct decision from a "protecting culture" standpoint.  

Don’t know if true but it sure looks like it. I was rooting for him to do something here,but now looks like sour grapes and was asked to leave. 

I could see him at Colorado.

4 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Isn't he also going with HS teammate, who is the QB and just reopened his recruitment and is heavily considering Florida. Not too mention that just yesterday the Florida mods were saying that Florida and little to no shot at flipping Ffrench. Shit, they were giddy about Myron Charles potentially showing up until he cancelled yesterday, just like he did to Miami.

Didn't his QB commit to UF?

I think he wants to play Texas next year for some weird reason. If he gets the opportunity. 

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Oh no, i would hate for him to drop a wide open TD pass against us.

1 hour ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Is UTBOY Johntay's dad? Haven't seen that dude on OTF in about a week or two. 

He's been back on there this week quite a bit....I think someone said he's just a big Desoto fan and not related. I thought it was his relative at one point as well.

He needs to join Brenen Thompson at OU. Those 2 to lick the tears off each other's gaping pussies while blaming Sark for how much they suck.

35 minutes ago, Hookem10 said:

I think he wants to play Texas next year for some weird reason. If he gets the opportunity. 

Going to be tough considering we don’t play Nevada next year. 

I suppose if we do play against Cook next year, it would be awesome to have Graceson Littleton line up against him in press coverage for play 1 so that they can just drop gloves and duke it out hockey style. That’s probably the most entertaining the UTEP game will get.

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

You're right, I'm sure that Jamie Ffrench, who lives in Florida and might enjoy an offical visit nearby to a major program, is only doing so because a disgruntled player is talking shit on twitter after he's already hit the transfer portal and Ffrench is listening to him exclusively and not the ton of super fucking succesful WRs still on the team, playing, and performing, and likely rolling into the NFL. On top of the guys who were just drafted and sing the praises of Texas. 

Both can be true

19 minutes ago, Bamboozled73 said:

Both can be true

In a world of infinite possibilities, anything is possible, I suppose. Theoretical physics can also prove that an elephant can hang off a cliff with its tail tied to a daisy. But use your eyes and use your common sense. 

4 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Is UTBOY Johntay's dad? Haven't seen that dude on OTF in about a week or two. 

I believe it is his uncle. Yes, he was putting Gerry and Bobby in awkward situations a few weeks ago by superchatting questions about Johntay. You could tell Gerry was pissed. 

4 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

I believe it is his uncle. Yes, he was putting Gerry and Bobby in awkward situations a few weeks ago by superchatting questions about Johntay. You could tell Gerry was pissed. 

There should be a way to reject the superchat and not accept the money. 

No need to be pissed if you are taking the man’s money. 

Just now, Napoleon said:

There should be a way to reject the superchat and not accept the money. 

No need to be pissed if you are taking the man’s money. 

Take the money, don't read the chat. If you're dumb enough to spend it as a disgruntled person then fuck it.

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

In a world of infinite possibilities, anything is possible, I suppose. Theoretical physics can also prove that an elephant can hang off a cliff with its tail tied to a daisy. But use your eyes and use your common sense. 

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The Ffrench-Cook connection makes sense. How do you make bbq chicken? You Cook it. Who are the best cooks on earth? The Ffrench. I expect the decommit any day now. 

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2 hours ago, Vertigo said:

I believe it is his uncle. Yes, he was putting Gerry and Bobby in awkward situations a few weeks ago by superchatting questions about Johntay. You could tell Gerry was pissed. 

Yeah, I could tell Gerry was Gerry suoer annoyed, but that dude was annoying, anyway. 

1 hour ago, Hank Scorpio said:

The Ffrench-Cook connection makes sense. How do you make bbq chicken? You Cook it. Who are the best cooks on earth? The Ffrench. I expect the decommit any day now. 

I read this in Mitch Hedberg's voice 

5 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

He's been back on there this week quite a bit....I think someone said he's just a big Desoto fan and not related. I thought it was his relative at one point as well.

Ah. OK. I really thought he was his dad since all he asked was about Johntay and no one else. It was a bit weird, but thinking he was his dad I just thought he wanted to see what Bonby/Gerry had to say. 

I was under the impression that UTBOY was a middle aged white guy from Desoto who wears tall tees and starched jean shorts? Maybe I was hallucinating, but I could’ve sworn he showed up on one of the streams at Terry Black’s in Dallas a year or two ago. I seem to remember laughing when Gerry identified him.

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I was under the impression UTBOY was Helobious.

5 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

In a world of infinite possibilities, anything is possible, I suppose. Theoretical physics can also prove that an elephant can hang off a cliff with its tail tied to a daisy. But use your eyes and use your common sense. 

That is not how theoretical physics works.  That is, however exactly how cartoons work. 

10 minutes ago, DigDug said:

That is not how theoretical physics works.  That is, however exactly how cartoons work. 

 

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Cook to OU feels pretty locky. Actively recruiting against Texas while making an ass of himself is a perfect fit for the Sooners. 

I forget - would Cook have to sit a year if he transferred to another SEC school?

8 minutes ago, chad.ihrig said:

I forget - would Cook have to sit a year if he transferred to another SEC school?

No, that rule only applied to the second portal window. 

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6 hours ago, Hank Scorpio said:

The Ffrench-Cook connection makes sense. How do you make bbq chicken? You Cook it. Who are the best cooks on earth? The Ffrench. I expect the decommit any day now. 

Kevin Wynn must be orchestrating this all. 

10 hours ago, crash_davis said:

He needs to join Brenen Thompson at OU. Those 2 to lick the tears off each other's gaping pussies while blaming Sark for how much they suck.

They can be scissor sisters 

1 hour ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

They can be scissor sisters 

 

 

10 hours ago, DigDug said:

That is not how theoretical physics works.  That is, however exactly how cartoons work. 

It was a movie quote, bud. 

4 hours ago, Napoleon said:

 

 

That commercial is fucking amazing. 

15 hours ago, D_Goose said:

I was under the impression UTBOY was Helobious.

Impossible.  We aren’t talking about Juantay Cookez after all

And the football board rises to new lows of stupidity. 

 

Some jackass was rooting for Quinn to blow out his knee on that 4th down conversion so Arch would start rest of season...

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