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2 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Vegetables announces they're retaining the remaining offensive staff 

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5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

LSU and FSU are hysterical messes. 

And their recruiting doesn't seem to be going so well either.

3 minutes ago, NoName said:

I can't imagine the last 12 months of being an FSU fan. No thanks.

 

2 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I reckon if someone kicked you in the balls every day for a year straight, you'd have a good starting point.

They really are somewhat closer to aggies, as a group, behavior-wise, than we think. They currently blame everything on "The Snubbing" and believe that the universe has secretly aligned against them since that specific moment in time. It's fun to witness. 

12 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Phew. Someone stepped up. That's pretty fucking big. 

Now it gets interesting with JTerry, Hicks, Fasusi, etc. Is Texas pushing all-in? Does this pull us off of some or all? Could be a big move in either direction. Or, it's just another signing week and Hicks comes to Texas while the others go where they're expected. IT'S FLUID!!!

Interesting how the money is flying around right now. Gerry mentioned because profit sharing will change so much next year that teams are emptying both barrels right now. I am still unclear how profit share will impact NIL. Are there going to be new rules around what guys can do on the NIL side?

4 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Vegetables announces they're retaining the remaining offensive staff in Fasusi's 11th hour, which is is either the kicker or desperation. Hoping for the latter. 

Sounds like a disaster either way, and I can't be happier that it is happening to OU.

6 minutes ago, skipmcgee said:

I’ll never doubt Kenny-boy again.

For the unknown that he was when he got hired, he’s been nails all season it seems. 

6 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Vegetables announces they're retaining the remaining offensive staff in Fasusi's 11th hour, which is is either the kicker or desperation. Hoping for the latter. 

I’d take that statement with a grain of salt. He may not be outright firing guys, but I expect some soft firings of Finley, and Murray. 

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2 minutes ago, BurntOrangeBlooded15 said:

For the unknown that he was when he got hired, he’s been nails all season it seems. 

Well, Sark and Banks were also able to get the financial backing they needed to justify keeping Baker on a recruiting leash.

Big relief.... I loved Sharma's film.  I would hate to have lost him to Lincoln. 

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Just now, Constant said:

I expect some soft firings of... Murray. 

Nooooooooo

11 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

Everyone with a baby and a job looks like that. 

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1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

 

They really are somewhat closer to aggies, as a group, behavior-wise, than we think. They currently blame everything on "The Snubbing" and believe that the universe has secretly aligned against them since that specific moment in time. It's fun to witness. 

Florida State going 2-11 after "The Snubbing" is very satisfying, and is a great teaching tool for anyone willing to use it. 

 

2 minutes ago, Constant said:

I’d take that statement with a grain of salt. He may not be outright firing guys, but I expect some soft firings of Finley, and Murray. 

So this time it really is DIFFERENT

No one can limit corporate NIL.  That will never go away and it will be one of our major selling points.

Is Clemson recruiting truly imploding or am I missing something? 14 commits and they suck at the portal. God's name, image and likeness not the recruiting pitch Dabo expected it to be?

I feel like Venables doesn’t survive the next two years. His OC hire might be fine but the larger program stuff is concerning. This is all to say that Fasusi should join the good guys. 

3 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

So this time it really is DIFFERENT

No, it doesn’t feel very different. We are big time fucked. Currently 9th in the SEC recruiting. 

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Just now, Constant said:

No, it doesn’t feel very different. We are big time fucked. Currently 9th in the SEC recruiting. 

If it makes you feel any better we're #1. Both in recruiting and in the standings. 

1 minute ago, hookem2010 said:

Is Clemson recruiting truly imploding or am I missing something? 14 commits and they suck at the portal. God's name, image and likeness not the recruiting pitch Dabo expected it to be?

Either the people change, or you change the people. If he doesn't change, they will never compete for a championship again and he will get fired. Laundering money though the local church to play players isn't going to work anymore.

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1 minute ago, Red Five said:

If it makes you feel any better we're #1. Both in recruiting and in the standings. 

Yeah, and probably #1 in squandered resources so not super concerned. 

14 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Vegetables announces they're retaining the remaining offensive staff in Fasusi's 11th hour, which is is either the kicker or desperation. Hoping for the latter. 

 

13 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I'd like to read his statement to see if they left wiggle room.

Vegetables never said the staff couldn't "choose" to leave on their own. Who knew Bedenbaugh wouldn't want to be co-OL coach with the new OC's chosen OL coach and take a 75% pay cut? 

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I feel like Venables doesn’t survive the next two years.

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Ricky Stewart entered this season with over 6,000 yards rushing.

10 minutes ago, kevwun said:

No one can limit corporate NIL.  That will never go away and it will be one of our major selling points.

Especially at QB getting Dr Pepper commercials and whatever avenues Arch opens up the next 2 years. 

I never had Oklahoma becoming the SEC's new aggy on the Bingo card

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2 minutes ago, Constant said:

Yeah, and probably #1 in squandered resources so not super concerned. 

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3 minutes ago, Constant said:

Yeah, and probably #1 in squandered resources so not super concerned. 

Sorry I can't hear you, the engines on this flight to Atlanta are pretty loud.

4 minutes ago, Constant said:

Yeah, and probably #1 in squandered resources so not super concerned. 

It's still cheaper to go to Costco and throw away half of it!

11 minutes ago, kevwun said:

No one can limit corporate NIL.  That will never go away and it will be one of our major selling points.

True I think Texas nationally leads corporate NIL by a mile, Fansville, NCAA 2025 (Both Ewers and Arch), Lambo dealer, Fortnite off the top of my head.

Only Southern Cal can compete in theory and they are a disaster.

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10 minutes ago, hookem2010 said:

Is Clemson recruiting truly imploding or am I missing something? 14 commits and they suck at the portal. God's name, image and likeness not the recruiting pitch Dabo expected it to be?

There's a Dabo/Clemson thread on the football board and I posted about this yesterday on that thread, but yeah, Swinney is firmly entrenched in his approach. He says they're retaining basically the entire roster and won't lose hardly anyone to the portal. Maybe a few to the pros. He spent the rest of his recent PC talking about how they were going to become the first 3 loss national title winner this year, after apparently just rolling through SMU this weekend.

That dude is cushioned with his fantasies by the ineptitude of the ACC. The two times they went up against SEC teams this year, they were smaller, slower, and crushed at the point of attack. I'm sure they'll do awesome in the playoffs, should they somehow actually beat SMU. I'd love to see Texas face them.

1 minute ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Neither Zion Williams or Keylan Moses have signed with LSU yet. 

 

Yeah, the posts questioning what's going on are starting to creep in. I'm sure both sign there, but it's fun to see.

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10 minutes ago, Constant said:

Yeah, and probably #1 in squandered resources so not super concerned. 

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7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Sorry I can't hear you, the engines on this flight to Atlanta are pretty loud.

I hope the plane train is broken and you have to walk a far distance you jerk. 

Just now, closetojumping said:

Yeah, the posts questioning what's going on are starting to creep in. I'm sure both sign there, but it's fun to see.

It's not just them either. It's 1/3 of their class

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1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

Yeah, the posts questioning what's going on are starting to creep in. I'm sure both sign there, but it's fun to see.

I’m not sure how up to date On3 is but they still have 6-7 guys unsigned. 

1 hour ago, Jimmy Two Times said:

Is this a new Spider2YBanana account that I haven't muted?  

Nope just another fan questioning your dumbtakes.  😂🤣

1 minute ago, Mason Ramsey said:

Hicks is in.

Today went pretty damn well despite all the gnashing of teeth going on.

8 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

 

There's always a mom...

Just now, Lonestar88 said:

Today went pretty damn well despite all the gnashing of teeth going on.

Wiley was a loss, but aside from that, extremely solid day.

2 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Having the whole committed class accounted for before lunch is gangster shit

This staff's ability to put out fires (with the aid of a few donors, I'm sure) is as solid as I can remember in my time following recruiting.

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