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9 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Mom looks pleased as punch. Got her son away from those bad influences in Austin.

Yeah - I cannot imagine he's going to switch to Texas with all that OU stuff, including what I am assuming is his mom wearing an OU shirt.

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6 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Hayes Fawcett is the most baffling man to have a career in college football recruiting I've ever seen, for the obvious reasons, but you have to balance that with the fact that he tweeks the fucking shit out of Texifornia. That ain't nothin'. 

You should see what he looks like. It's, uh, not great, Bob. 

3 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

Yeah - I cannot imagine he's going to switch to Texas with all that OU stuff, including what I am assuming is his mom wearing an OU shirt.

He already said Boomer Sooner at the end of his shout out so it's over.

I think the OU stuff is a fakeout. The way Fasusi and his walk-on buddy were looking under the table and smiling make me think its Texas.

Yes, that will be $9.95.

EDIT: Nevermind. RED NLI FOLDER. I REPEAT, RED FOLDER.

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7 minutes ago, RoyalBevo21 said:

What I find very odd is typically African parents care A LOT about education. Texas and Oklahoma are not on the same planet when it comes to that. Seems interesting the parents want him in Oklahoma. 

They are really into Meteorology

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Just now, derpyhorndog said:

I think the OU stuff is a fakeout. The way Fasusi and his walk-on buddy were looking under the table and smiling make me think its Texas.

Yes, that will be $9.95.

Did you track any flights? lol 

1 minute ago, RoyalBevo21 said:

This is the weirdest signing day I've ever watched. 

You obviously missed the Tackle from houston that had highlights of him playing running back in peewee football when he was like a foot taller then everyone else on the field.

Willingly getting on a sinking ship is certainly a choice. 

Fasusi will be really good with a year or two under him, I'll be watching when they let Bedenbaugh go for sure.

So we’re done for the day, right? Whatever flip the OTF guys were talking about yesterday never happened?

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Just now, Drifterwood said:

So we’re done for the day, right? Whatever flip the OTF guys were talking about yesterday never happened?

It was DJ Sanders, so nope. And yeah, probably done.

4 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Cool, cool. I hope the NFL dream works out for him, because he'll end up with a shit degree.

42 minutes ago, Basil said:

Are you a wizard?

No, and apparently not a comedian either. 

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33 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

BlowU keeping Bill Bedenbaugh, so Fasusi and his walk on buddy all but sure to stick with land thieves. How could you say no to this face? 

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Before I answer, define "face."

i guess his mom must have talked to jamarcus mcfarland about the ladies romancing each other down here in austin or something?

Can someone give me a cliffs on how we got to the #1 composite on 247 and on3?  Wasn't the thought at the beginning of the week that we had to get J. Terry and Fasusi just for a chance at #2?

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1 minute ago, WBT said:

Can someone give me a cliffs on how we got to the #1 composite on 247 and on3?  Wasn't the thought at the beginning of the week that we had to get J. Terry and Fasusi just for a chance at #2?

We're Texas

11 minutes ago, tokamak said:

So that's a wrap for us today, right?

Yep. Bobby said DJ Sanders was the flip guy they thought was going to happen but aggy was able to keep him

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Can someone give me a cliffs on how we got to the #1 composite on 247 and on3?  Wasn't the thought at the beginning of the week that we had to get J. Terry and Fasusi just for a chance at #2?

Rando lower ranked schools siphoned recruits from our competitors I think, but I've been behind the last week or so.

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Can someone give me a cliffs on how we got to the #1 composite on 247 and on3?  Wasn't the thought at the beginning of the week that we had to get J. Terry and Fasusi just for a chance at #2?

I know tOSU lost a 5 start recruit to Oregon and I think UGA and Bama lost at least one high four star recruit today.

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

Can someone give me a cliffs on how we got to the #1 composite on 247 and on3?  Wasn't the thought at the beginning of the week that we had to get J. Terry and Fasusi just for a chance at #2?

Well, we flipped a 5 star yesterday in Kade Phliips, so I'm sure that helps. 

4 minutes ago, WBT said:

Can someone give me a cliffs on how we got to the #1 composite on 247 and on3?  Wasn't the thought at the beginning of the week that we had to get J. Terry and Fasusi just for a chance at #2?

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I'm going to push the narrative that we didn't flip fat body DJ Sanders becuase we forced aTm to spend their Hilson money to retain him, and it was all pure gamesmanship by Sark. If he's not forcing Elko to take timeouts becuase our personnel flummoxes him, we're forcing him to pay 2x the market for a beanbag chair with matchstick legs at the IDL position. 

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

...we're forcing him to pay 2x the market for a beanbag chair with matchstick legs at the IDL position. 

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7 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'm going to push the narrative that we didn't flip fat body DJ Sanders becuase we forced aTm to spend their Hilson money to retain him, and it was all pure gamesmanship by Sark. If he's not forcing Elko to take timeouts becuase our personnel flummoxes him, we're forcing him to pay 2x the market for a beanbag chair with matchstick legs at the IDL position. 

More than half of this board was nodding along with this until they got here…

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8 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

a beanbag chair with matchstick legs at the IDL position. 

Vernon Broughton takes this personally 

12 minutes ago, WBT said:

Can someone give me a cliffs on how we got to the #1 composite on 247 and on3?  Wasn't the thought at the beginning of the week that we had to get J. Terry and Fasusi just for a chance at #2?

1. Justus Terry is currently favored to go to Georgia, if he does, we won’t have the #1 class anymore, so it does still depend on him. He signs on Friday.

2. We weathered the decommitment storm far better than most of the teams that were ranked near us. 

3 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

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Someone should print this off and send Bill B a copy to sign with a SAE. I'm lazy or I would.

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Although there have been a few suboptimal actions at certain positions like LB, DL and CB, overall you have to be extremely impressed with what Texas and the Texas One Fund have accomplished. With Knight, Ellison, A&M boosters, and Florida boosters all having  a late bump in money, it’s pretty spectacular to hold this class together as well as they have, and even flipping a few along the way. I’m damn impressed. 

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1 hour ago, derpyhorndog said:

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I love that you thought we all needed a map of Texas to reference.

3 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

More than half of this board was nodding along with this until they got here…

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1 minute ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

I love that you thought we all needed a map of Texas to reference.

I recognize Texas, but what is it next to a cake of an Elephant growing a small penis out of it's head?

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

I thought BigXthePlug signed with Texas last year?

NowThis, it's been ages man! 

4 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

I thought BigXthePlug signed with Texas last year?

He certainly did.

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17 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'm going to push the narrative that we didn't flip fat body DJ Sanders because we forced aTm to spend their Hilson money to retain him, and it was all pure gamesmanship by Sark. If he's not forcing Elko to take timeouts because our personnel flummoxes him, we're forcing him to pay 2x the market for a beanbag chair with matchstick legs at the IDL position. 

 

5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

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I apologize for doubting your description of his physique. He is truly a wad of chewed bubble gum on pencils. 

38 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

You obviously missed the Tackle from houston that had highlights of him playing running back in peewee football when he was like a foot taller then everyone else on the field.

Walker Little 😂

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