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2 hours ago, texifornia said:

What does she look like under the 12lbs of makeup and hair product? The world may never know.

She'll fit right in in the Dallas exurbs, that's for sure.

You are doing it wrong. 

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3 hours ago, texifornia said:

What does she look like under the 12lbs of makeup and hair product? The world may never know.

She'll fit right in in the Dallas exurbs, that's for sure.

Please keep the bullshit post on the football board :)

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If y'all's type is "losing CMA Awards attendee who watches too many makeup TikToks" more power to you.

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

What does she look like under the 12lbs of makeup and hair product? The world may never know.

She'll fit right in in the Dallas exurbs, that's for sure.

 

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

If y'all's type is "losing CMA Awards attendee who watches too many makeup TikToks" more power to you.

I believe that type has a name, I think its called "Every straight human male"

I mean it’s a 1 on the binary scale but I tend to appreciate natural beauty and not the 3 hours to get ready type. You think she’s doing any activity without 30 minutes of prep minimum? Y’all need to fuck hotter women.
 

team texifornia here

 

heres a pro tip, that concealer base and tanning layer that white womenz love to put on, save yourself 20 minutes by dating black or Latina. 

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2 hours ago, General Specific said:


Wrong type of wood bench, would not bang!
-Surlyites everywhere

Lulz

 

Would bang on that wood bench!

-Most normal Surlyites

23 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

This guy was at Texas all day yesterday and that OU clown mod Parker Thune decided to crystal ball him to OU.

So like Nahlin putting in a CB for Hudson to us while he was at Tech this weekend visiting?

What's the general consensus on the 25 class? Right now there are 15 players from the state of Texas in the On3 composite top 100, and 6 in the top 32 (generally 5-star players). Seems like a much stronger class than 24, but I know it's way early and shit is bound to change between now and then. 

5* Dakorian Moore (WR Duncanville) has the top HS long jump this year 24'7"

5 hours ago, cmontexas said:

5* Dakorian Moore (WR Duncanville) has the top HS long jump this year 24'7”

Some sophomore in Washington jumped dang near out of the pit


 

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35 minutes ago, utfan87 said:

Some sophomore in Washington jumped dang near out of the pit


 

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That's almost a world record.

World record is 8.95m = 29 ft 4.25 in (1991)

Olympic record is 8.9m = 29ft 2.39 in (1968). So basically, that jump of 29-3.5 would've won every Olympic Gold medal ever. That's insane.

4 hours ago, TheBryMan81 said:

That's almost a world record.

World record is 8.95m = 29 ft 4.25 in (1991)

Olympic record is 8.9m = 29ft 2.39 in (1968). So basically, that jump of 29-3.5 would've won every Olympic Gold medal ever. That's insane.

 

Kids today beating older Olympic records is not a surprise.  However, 

- the 8.9m mark was set by ... Beamon, in Mexico (at altitude).  Yeah, that record.

- and it's the standing Olympic record, and no one else (in the Olympics) has come close.

 

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So, something is rotten in the State of Washington.  And it ain't them apples, either.

 

Edit:  Per Wiki - if current - the record belongs to someone familiar.

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