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Mills is a factory worker lunch pail type that Wisconsin would go after.  I’m sold 

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    I’m not interested in getting political, but your description of circumstances can get immediately fucked. Negged for attempting to absurdly minimize the assassination attempt on a presidential candid

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2 hours ago, Atticus said:

Michigan was on him hard before. They have fallen back since then, possibly due to him telling them "thanks, but no thanks"


I read it's because he has an allergy to thick midwestern girls in flannel shirts.

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


I read it's because he has an allergy to thick midwestern girls in flannel shirts.

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Just ran into Sark waiting to see Luke Combs. Apparently he doesn't share CTJ's disdain for country music.

1 hour ago, Sabalo said:

Just ran into Sark waiting to see Luke Combs. Apparently he doesn't share CTJ's disdain for country music.

/CSB

5 hours ago, Sabalo said:

Just ran into Sark waiting to see Luke Combs. Apparently he doesn't share CTJ's disdain for country music.

What does he think about Cheerios?

6 hours ago, Sabalo said:

Just ran into Sark waiting to see Luke Combs. Apparently he doesn't share CTJ's disdain for country music.

I couldn’t even take that twangy shit leading into the kickoff of the draft. I had to mute it.

(What the fuck, Detroit?)

Maybe Sark is hearing impaired and trying to further endear himself to the Austin community. 

And maybe CTJ has not suffered hearing damage yet.

I like country music. Mostly the stuff before Garth Brooks showed up and ruined it, but some later stuff too. Not liking Alan Jackson and his ilk does not equate to disliking a genre. 

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29 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I like country music. Mostly the stuff before Garth Brooks showed up and ruined it, but some later stuff too. Not liking Alan Jackson and his ilk does not equate to disliking a genre. 

A Bob Wills enjoyer?

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17 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

A Bob Wills enjoyer?

He’s still the king, sir. 

 

3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

 Not liking Alan Jackson...

Obviously, you did not know where you were when the world stopped turning. Not his fault.

3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I like country music. Mostly the stuff before Garth Brooks showed up and ruined it, but some later stuff too. Not liking Alan Jackson and his ilk does not equate to disliking a genre. 

 

26 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

CTJ can sing the entire catalog of Mickey Gilley without blinking. Sober or Shitfaced. 

True story.  I've even seen him do it after drinking 5 20oz Arnold Palmers from a chain restaurant in the domain.

1 minute ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Mickey Gilley, Joe Ely, and the Dixie chick that’s built like a thumb are horrendously annoying.

You're going to have to be more specific. 

7 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Mickey Gilley, Joe Ely, and the Dixie chick that’s built like a thumb are horrendously annoying.

You mind your tongue on Mickey Gilley, sir.

9 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

True story.  I've even seen him do it after drinking 5 20oz Arnold Palmers from a chain restaurant in the domain.

Pluckers? Is that correct, Ketch?

4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

He’s still the king, sir. 

 

No shit, and it don't matter who's in Austin. 

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

You mind your tongue on Mickey Gilley, sir.

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Joe Ely is great. That band with Jesse “Guitar” Taylor, Ponty Bone, and the Dixie Chick dad was one of the best live bands I’ve seen.

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I got sent to the office in elementary school for calling them the Dicky Licks. My principal had just paddled me the week before. He looked at the write up and was confused. When I told him it was a play on the Dixie chicks he paused for a long time and said “Ok, you can go.” 

2 hours ago, tejas60 said:

Natalie Maines.

her dad should slap the shit out of her.

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(Btw, this guy sneers at fuckers who discuss country singers on a CFB board.  And then bangs their moms.)

 

Texas OV June 21st.

 

Four-star edge Marco Jones sets four official visits
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Four-star edge Marco Jones sets four official visits
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Danville (Calif.) San Ramon Valley edge Marco Jones has set four official visits.

Last week, Jones, the No. 1 defensive recruit in Northern California, named a top ten of, alphabetically, Alabama, Florida State, Maryland, Michigan, Oklahoma, Oregon, Penn State, Texas, Texas A&M and USC.

On Friday, Jones announced his four scheduled official visits.


Jones is set to visit Michigan on May 31, Alabama on June 7, Oregon on June 14 and Texas on June 21.

Each of those four schools made his top ten.

Alabama: "The Tide are rolling with the new staff and the depth of pass rushers in the past makes them one of my top schools."

Michigan: "The new coaching staff at Michigan is great and every year they compete for the national championship."

Oregon: "Oregon is coached by a defensive minded head coach in Dan Lanning and always has success on the defensive side of the ball and at my position."

Texas: "Texas is another school with an elite coaching staff and elite defense's year in and year out."

Jones is planning to sign in December and enroll in January.

A four-star in the industry-generated 247Sports Composite Rankings, Jones is the No. 13 edge nationally and the No. 9 prospect in the Golden State in 2025.

He has already been selected to play in the 2025 All-American Bowl in San Antonio.

 

 

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10 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

(Btw, this guy sneers at fuckers who discuss country singers on a CFB board.  And then bangs their moms.)

 

Texas OV June 21st.

 

Four-star edge Marco Jones sets four official visits
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Four-star edge Marco Jones sets four official visits
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Danville (Calif.) San Ramon Valley edge Marco Jones has set four official visits.

Last week, Jones, the No. 1 defensive recruit in Northern California, named a top ten of, alphabetically, Alabama, Florida State, Maryland, Michigan, Oklahoma, Oregon, Penn State, Texas, Texas A&M and USC.

On Friday, Jones announced his four scheduled official visits.


Jones is set to visit Michigan on May 31, Alabama on June 7, Oregon on June 14 and Texas on June 21.

Each of those four schools made his top ten.

Alabama: "The Tide are rolling with the new staff and the depth of pass rushers in the past makes them one of my top schools."

Michigan: "The new coaching staff at Michigan is great and every year they compete for the national championship."

Oregon: "Oregon is coached by a defensive minded head coach in Dan Lanning and always has success on the defensive side of the ball and at my position."

Texas: "Texas is another school with an elite coaching staff and elite defense's year in and year out."

Jones is planning to sign in December and enroll in January.

A four-star in the industry-generated 247Sports Composite Rankings, Jones is the No. 13 edge nationally and the No. 9 prospect in the Golden State in 2025.

He has already been selected to play in the 2025 All-American Bowl in San Antonio.

 

 

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Recruiting news? Negged.

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Is having half your starting lineup drafted a good recruiting pitch??

11 draft picks...imagine the boost we're going to get from the 9.95ers!

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Having your 4th string RB get drafted is impressive.

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6 minutes ago, WBT said:

11 draft picks...imagine the boost we're going to get from the 9.95ers!

Maybe On3 will stop being cunty with their rankings now.

8 minutes ago, WBT said:

11 draft picks...imagine the boost we're going to get from the 9.95ers!

Sark on the recruiting trail next week 

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College coaches: Texas doesn’t develop or get players drafted

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42 minutes ago, WBT said:

11 draft picks...imagine the boost we're going to get from the 9.95ers!

Bowels: Why 11 Longhorns drafted isn't good enough.

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Bowels: Why 11 Longhorns drafted isn't good enough.

“I’ve never even heard of four of them.”
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47 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Having your 4th string RB get drafted is impressive.

 

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17 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Bowels: Why 11 Longhorns drafted isn't good enough.

“11 players forced to pursue employment, is Texas NIL lacking?”

57 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Bowels: Why 11 Longhorns drafted isn't good enough.

"Sorry, but I'll have to drop the 11 draftees story below Bush finally getting his well-deserved Heisman back." 

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Lulz now this is a good one.  Who has Elk landed that we really wanted??

 

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1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Lulz now this is a good one.  Who has Elk landed that we really wanted??

 

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They are counting Rink as a head to head win. 

I think we would have taken Jonte Newman’s commitment right now.

Those are the only two they have that we had any connection to. 

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4 hours ago, WBT said:

11 draft picks...imagine the boost we're going to get from the 9.95ers!

This is where we should be.  Next year should be no different.

Props to the folks that threw their collective nuts on the line to fundamentally change the CFB landscape by saying "We don't give a shit.".

@SydneyCarton @closetojumping @RGBIII @immamac @SquishMitten  take a bow gentlemen.

Anyone else involved that I might have missed - drinks are on me the next time your're in town.

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On 4/26/2024 at 12:22 PM, Reese Bennett said:

Joe Ely is great. That band with Jesse “Guitar” Taylor, Ponty Bone, and the Dixie Chick dad was one of the best live bands I’ve seen.

Yep. I'm not big fan of many live albums, but "Live Shots" is a masterpiece. I asked Taylor if touring with The Clash was as much fun as I think it was, and he responded, "It was even more fun." RIP, Taylor.

19 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Lulz now this is a good one.  Who has Elk landed that we really wanted??

 

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"The measuring stick is the schools putting 10+ into the draft, EVERY year"

A&M has had 10 players drafted exactly once in the program history - in 1976. And they needed 14 rounds to do it, with only 6 players drafted in the first 7 rounds. 

They will literally never hold themselves to the same standards they demand from other programs. 

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