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2 hours ago, ALexusTexus7 said:

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I didn’t realize he was that big until I saw this picture.  He looks fit as hell.

Let’s get him a trans-am with T-tops to complete the look.

 

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15 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

My cholesterol levels don't.

 

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53 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


This dude just screams 80s.

Might be a top tier favorite horn before we even see him take a snap.

fuck it. Gardner Minshew is widely loved for the 80s look and is not even close to as talented as Ewers 

3 hours ago, Both Tacos said:
3 hours ago, F250 said:
So we all getting mullets?
 

Austin will be sold out of mullet wigs.

Hell, there are a whole bunch of us out there. Knowing us, we might just buy out the whole fucking internet.

3 hours ago, Blotto said:

We need to talk about your spelling of the word poontang. As Texas grads, we each share in the common responsibility to maintain the erudite reputation of our fine institution. 

Tough break for Handjob ...

 

2 hours ago, ousux said:

He's as big as Sam but an inch or two taller..

Me likey

nttawwt.

5 hours ago, ALexusTexus7 said:

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I love this so fucking much. I'll choose to ignore all the idiots thinking that this somehow brings us back into the limelight on its own but for now... I'll settle for this. This is the right direction. 

6 hours ago, B00M said:

Redundant...

His much taller hillbilly cousin.

Gotta cut that hair 

Bullshit

5 hours ago, Mother mopar said:
5 hours ago, NIUHuskies said:
If Evers stayed on his original timeline, is Herman still the coach?

If my aunt had balls she'd be my husband.

Ftfy...

8 hours ago, Gaffords said:

There's only been two 1.000 Mack got one, Sark got one...    

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One transfer doesn’t make them equivalent recruiters.

Why do people keep quoting that pic of Sam with a young Eddie Money?

4 hours ago, ztejas said:

I love this so fucking much. I'll choose to ignore all the idiots thinking that this somehow brings us back into the limelight on its own but for now... I'll settle for this. This is the right direction. 

Absolutely. It’s a massive get, but it’s only a small step in the direction we need to take.

9 hours ago, ALexusTexus7 said:

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Can someone put Quinns hair on Sam so we have twins.

Monday morning starting out OK, hot cup of coffee, biscuit and gravy, and Quinn stepping in to Burnt Orange.  What other deliciousness might happen today?  Hook 'Em!

I didn’t realize he was that big until I saw this picture.  He looks fit as hell.
Let’s get him a trans-am with T-tops to complete the look.
 
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Saw him for the first time on the sidelines of the Michigan game and he looked like a linebacker.
9 hours ago, ALexusTexus7 said:

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Sam is a legend but TBD for Ewers.

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1 hour ago, lilMAC25 said:

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One transfer doesn’t make them equivalent recruiters.

1 hour ago, lilMAC25 said:

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One transfer doesn’t make them equivalent recruiters.

Since it's pretty obvious that  comprehension isn't something you need to waste any time on, I shall help you with that...  Starting to does NOT mean equal to...

2 minutes ago, Gaffords said:

Since it's pretty obvious that  comprehension isn't something you need to waste any time on, I shall help you with that...  Starting to does NOT mean equal to...

Oh yeah, well

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Absolutely. It’s a massive get, but it’s only a small step in the direction we need to take.
Small step, but greatly speeds up the rebuild process. We really needed something like this in the worst way possible.
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1 hour ago, lilMAC25 said:
Absolutely. It’s a massive get, but it’s only a small step in the direction we need to take.

Small step, but greatly speeds up the rebuild process. We really needed something like this in the worst way possible.

That depends on a couple of things.

 

Does he produce on the field

Does he bring in other top players to TEXAS?

30 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Oh yeah, well

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That depends on a couple of things.
 
Does he produce on the field
Does he bring in other top players to TEXAS?
I think it's safe to say at least a couple recent commits rethink signing with Texas if QE goes elsewhere...and he could potentially draw in a few more big names.
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Trying to remember the last time I heard the word poontang.  I think it was 1982.  

Pretty excited about this announcement.  I hope that Sarkisian builds a team around him that will make him successful.  We've had some good talent but it never seems to develop to its potential in the last decade.

I'm happy for the Horns and I hope he does well and brings the program back. However, I am primarily happy because this helps the country see how awful Tom Herman truly was here. 

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Trying to remember the last time I heard the word poontang.  I think it was 1982.  


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10 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

I didn’t realize he was that big until I saw this picture.  He looks fit as hell.

Let’s get him a trans-am with T-tops to complete the look.

 

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2 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

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Not just any Trans Am, get him Eric Dickerson’s aTm ride he drove all over SMU.

Holy shit.

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Because he reclassified to 2021, how does that affect his NFL draft eligibility? Does he only have to be here 2 years now? or is it a full 3 years?

43 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

I'm happy for the Horns and I hope he does well and brings the program back. However, I am primarily happy because this helps the country see how awful Tom Herman truly was here. 

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Man, you need to get Tom Hermann out of your head.  At least Mack was here for 16 years.

2 minutes ago, unclebean said:

Because he reclassified to 2021, how does that affect his NFL draft eligibility? Does he only have to be here 2 years now? or is it a full 3 years?

If all things go well, he only plays 2 years 

19 minutes ago, bullet said:

Man, you need to get Tom Hermann out of your head.  At least Mack was here for 16 years.

Please don't mention Tom Herman. Tom Herman. Tom Herman. Can't stop myself. Can't stop.

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1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

I'm happy for the Horns and I hope he does well and brings the program back. However, I am primarily happy because this helps the country see how awful Tom Herman truly was here. 

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30 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Please don't mention Tom Herman. Tom Herman. Tom Herman. Can't stop myself. Can't stop.

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Jfc, dude.  Let it go.

You should probably talk to someone about this little problem you have.  I'm guessing you're also dealing with noodle weiner.

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