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33 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Wait, a guy did that once?

@NowThis.

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If tech is making that OC hire, that’s a huge draw for a young qb 
As opposed to HC/OC who called a recent near perfect national championship game? Ok..
From the time Ewers was in high school this has seemed like we are watching a future “30 for 30” unfold before us.  
 
 
Oh for sure, but idc as long as the juicy stuff happens after his stellar career as Longhorns QB.

So perception is we lost him or no one knows shit? 

Worthy making him his profile pic is all I needed

 

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I would worry if he made a quick decision (and it was us). By leaving Ohio St. he seems to be saying he sees no future there for himself. He might not view the whole experience as a mistake, but it would be awfully imprudent to jump somewhere without giving it a lot of thought. 

15 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

So perception is we lost him or no one knows shit? 

No one knows shit 

On 12/3/2021 at 8:52 PM, Knighthawk said:

A push in the bush is worth two in the hand. 

A hand in the bush is worth it.

13 minutes ago, Js1 said:

No one knows shit 

The Honey Bucket I just stepped out of begs to differ......

No matter where he goes, this kid is most def gonna transfer again after his NIL check clears, right after fall practice. Mark it down!!!

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2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yeah, this doesn't seem great if we don't get Ewers.  I'm sure Card and Casey are thrilled their best receiver wants a new qb.

FUCK Card and Casey.  Don’t suck and this kind of shit won’t happen.  Those sorry motherfuckers are the reason half the people on this site are going to be on suicide watch when Ewers punks us.

44 minutes ago, 927 E. 41st said:

I would worry if he made a quick decision (and it was us). By leaving Ohio St. he seems to be saying he sees no future there for himself. He might not view the whole experience as a mistake, but it would be awfully imprudent to jump somewhere without giving it a lot of thought. 

This.  And besides - has Aggy even filmed his video yet?

2 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

FUCK Card and Casey.  Don’t suck and this kind of shit won’t happen.  Those sorry motherfuckers are the reason half the people on this site are going to be on suicide watch when Ewers punks us.

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5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yeah, this doesn't seem great if we don't get Ewers.  I'm sure Card and Casey are thrilled their best receiver wants a new qb.

it's funny

Relax

17 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yeah, this doesn't seem great if we don't get Ewers.  I'm sure Card and Casey are thrilled their best receiver wants a new qb.

Yeah I’m sure they’ll stop throwing the ball his way

20 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

FUCK Card and Casey.  Don’t suck and this kind of shit won’t happen.  Those sorry motherfuckers are the reason half the people on this site are going to be on suicide watch when Ewers punks us.

I mean that’s all fine but one of those guys is gonna be the starter if Ewers doesn’t show up. So probably not a great look

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Just now, hobbes2702 said:

I mean that’s all fine but one of those guys is gonna be the starter if Ewers doesn’t show up. So probably not a great look

One of those guys being the starter is what is not a great look.

1 minute ago, hobbes2702 said:

I mean that’s all fine but one of those guys is gonna be the starter if Ewers doesn’t show up. So probably not a great look

Nah, there are other guys in the portal who would be still be an upgrade over what we currently have.

Yeah, this doesn't seem great if we don't get Ewers.  I'm sure Card and Casey are thrilled their best receiver wants a new qb.
Both of them about to go get their shoe shinebox.
4 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

I mean that’s all fine but one of those guys is gonna be the starter if Ewers doesn’t show up. So probably not a great look

If one of those guys is the starter, having their feelings hurt by a mean tweet in December will be the least of our worries.

2 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Right?  I had some teacher from Kansas decorate my door with Jayhawk despite,

1.  Me having never said a thing to her per sports and,

2. Her not having attended KU.

I hope your response was to fill a garbage can with gasoline, push it into the doorway of her classroom, throw a match in, and laugh maniacally. 

33 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Yeah I’m sure they’ll stop throwing the ball his way

How would we even know?

21 hours ago, Horn of Gabriel said:


Grab some balm for that butthurt bro. That wasn’t solely directed at you, it’s anyone who wants to discuss that fucking stupid topic again.

Quien es mas macho?

59 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yeah, this doesn't seem great if we don't get Ewers.  I'm sure Card and Casey are thrilled their best receiver wants a new qb.

He’s trying to make the team better. They shouldn’t be scared of competition

Yeah, this doesn't seem great if we don't get Ewers.  I'm sure Card and Casey are thrilled their best receiver wants a new qb.

Maybe they should care more about how to throw a deep ball and less about what Zay tweets.


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I mean that’s all fine but one of those guys is gonna be the starter if Ewers doesn’t show up. So probably not a great look

You know what else isn’t a great look? Going 5 and fucking 7.
7 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

 

Realistically there are probably 1000 guys like that in Lubbock 

One QB throws floating helicopters and the other bolts for the sidelines at the first hint of pressure.  That’s the look we should be worried about.

3 hours ago, Domedriver said:

Why would he want to live in that stankhole STD invested stockyard?  Yes it’s better than Columbus, but if you can write your own ticked, Lubcrack is not what I would choose.  Just saying. 

Not sure I would go that far, chief.

Source: my dad grew up in Lubbutt.

13 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

 

At this point, he’s there, we know that. Doesn’t mean shit yet. 

Lubbock is definitely worse than Columbus.

Now on the other hand the people in Lubbock are better than the people in Columbus, and that's pretty damn important.

Myles Brennan likely is the guy if we don't get Quinn

Just pointing out that @6th Street is not mentioning that the source for this nugget is some poster on the Tech 247 board who had like 17 total posts and was also claiming intimate knowledge of the pursuit of Ewers from the Tech side. I’m also pretty sure this was from yesterday so it’s going out of the way to resurrect that.

I’m on tapa but y’all can decide if that’s neg worthy.

If Ewers becomes really famous, he should sign a deal with someone like SuperCuts and get a haircut.  

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13 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

He’s trying to make the team better. They shouldn’t be scared of competition

exactly.  my guess is card and casey want good WR's to come to Texas as well.  Casey is gonna be a senior.  he's scared of basically a freshman.  Card was teh #2 dual threat I believe.  He's scared?

Lubbock is better than Columbus… wtf

What’s next, Surly posters going to say Oklahoma is better than California??

38 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Myles Brennan likely is the guy if we don't get Quinn

Based on what... the post from another board from a user with 16 total posts?

10 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Realistically there are probably 1000 guys like that in Lubbock 

There are at least 5,000 of us

23 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

 

That’s either Ewers or the Uber Eats driver. Impossible to know for sure.

2 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Yep. Actually, his friend put the hose up to his ass and killed him. But that's our athletic department repeating it. 

 

14 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Lubbock is definitely worse than Columbus.

Now on the other hand the people in Lubbock are better than the people in Columbus, and that's pretty damn important.

Wimmenz there have to be hotter, right? 

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