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How many of you motherfuckers talking about how badass Columbus is have ever spent a day there?

19 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

Lubbock is better than Columbus… wtf

What’s next, Surly posters going to say Oklahoma is better than California??

 

How broke does your brain have to be to simp for Ohio

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Lubbock has some good looking slutty tail 

Oh I'm well aware. Just not up to speed on the talent at osu. No way it's better. 

Columbus is 1000% better than it was a decade ago but it still sucks ass. 

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Oh I'm well aware. Just not up to speed on the talent at osu. No way it's better. 

Tech has some 9s that'll blow you outside of a Carl's Jr

Looks like Tech is going after Oklahoma State’s DC too.

How many of you motherfuckers talking about how badass Columbus is have ever spent a day there?

I lived there for a year and a half. Columbus is pretty rough. It’s better than Cleveland or Toledo, but that’s not saying much. Live there for awhile and you’ll take any city in Texas over Columbus
1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

So, your choice:  prime steak or fried squirrel.   Hmmm.

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10 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Tech has some 9s that'll blow you outside of a Carl's Jr

Um... which location?  

37 minutes ago, orangebird said:

Not sure I would go that far, chief.

Source: my dad grew up in Lubbutt.

And my older bro went to Tceh.  I used to trave through Lubcrack 4 to 8 times a year since the ‘70s. I guess if you like flat and cow shit.  Rumors of high STD rate I haz no first hand, but yeah.

27 minutes ago, DeadArmadillo said:


I lived there for a year and a half. Columbus is pretty rough. It’s better than Cleveland or Toledo, but that’s not saying much. Live there for awhile and you’ll take any city in Texas over Columbus

Not Beaumont.

2 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

It's now clear that Ewers is trying to get a bag. 

As he should be. 

5 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

It's now clear that Ewers is trying to get a bag. 

 

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This kid is going to cash in, round 2 !!!

 

he’s writing the business model for all Tx high school star players (junior year). 

Sark just needs to tell the kid he can start the minute he steps on campus. He literally cannot be worse than what we have, so high risk-high reward 

15 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Sark just needs to tell the kid he can start the minute he steps on campus. He literally cannot be worse than what we have, so high risk-high reward 

 

Chance to start.  

27 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Just don't be normal Sark and fuck this up, that's all we're asking for. 

You are saying Sark should put Ewers in a maze with monkey Gia and see what happens? 

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

You are saying Sark should put Ewers in a maze with monkey Gia and see what happens? 

If he can out-bite Gia, the job is his 

I've stayed in many towns for work, maybe more than a hundred. Lubbock and Columbus are probably tied for second. All the others are tied for 1st.

1 hour ago, Brian Fantana said:

 

How broke does your brain have to be to simp for Ohio

Whatever you kids say nowadays…

Anyway, it was more of a shithole vs dump comparison.

1 hour ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Tech has some 9s that'll blow you outside of a Carl's Jr

Which Carl’s Jr.?

28 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

This kid is going to cash in, round 2 !!!

 

he’s writing the business model for all Tx high school star players (junior year). 

He probably made close to $2 million at Ohio State if not more. Now he's about to get even more. 

Is Jimmy Sexton his agent? 

14 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

You are saying Sark should put Ewers in a maze with monkey Gia and see what happens? 

That actually sounds like fun 

I mean…can Ewers line dance? All kidding aside, I know most have been upset with the QB play this season (I do think had Casey not busted his hand in the OU game we’d have more wins) but is this guy “the one?” I understand all the NIL stuff and he has made some money—good for him…but is he the type to bail on us in a bowl game should we get him? I realize everyone seems to want him badly…is it all about money for him? Like will whatever college that gets him—is he about the winning?  I hope so. If we wind up with him. It’s not a criticism per se…I’m just very leery about thinking he will save the program/ be very loyal to it while he’s there. Jmo. Carryon jizzing in the Ewers jugs…

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4 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

He probably made close to $2 million at Ohio State if not more. Now he's about to get even more. 

Is Jimmy Sexton his agent? 

If he goes to Tech, he's about to get even less. 

1 hour ago, Ignatius said:

How many of you motherfuckers talking about how badass Columbus is have ever spent a day there?

I've visited several times.  This is a small sample size, but my friends and I were shocked at how few attractive women we saw when visiting campus.  The stadium is overrated too.  Granted, it was the off season, but it was a pig sty and looked like it was about to cave in.  /my csb

Hey Quinn - if Tech tells you that you'll be rolling in tortillas if you go there, understand that tortillas is not some slang/code for money.

You're welcome.

22 minutes ago, GTJ1982 said:

 

Chance to start.  

That's not what you tell him.

Can't wait for Quinn to commit here! 

 

 

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I've been much more impressed with Ewers HS film over Arch Manning's. I hope we get one of those guys, but if I could pick just 1, it would be Ewers.

37 minutes ago, GTJ1982 said:

 

Chance to start.  

Vince beat him out...

31 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I mean…can Ewers line dance? All kidding aside, I know most have been upset with the QB play this season (I do think had Casey not busted his hand in the OU game we’d have more wins) but is this guy “the one?” I understand all the NIL stuff and he has made some money—good for him…but is he the type to bail on us in a bowl game should we get him? I realize everyone seems to want him badly…is it all about money for him? Like will whatever college that gets him—is he about the winning?  I hope so. If we wind up with him. It’s not a criticism per se…I’m just very leery about thinking he will save the program/ be very loyal to it while he’s there. Jmo. Carry on jizzing in the Ewers jugs…

Would that be a Ewers ewer?

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aidensdad is saying Texas on IT.

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43 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

He probably made close to $2 million at Ohio State if not more. Now he's about to get even more. 

Is Jimmy Sexton his agent? 


if I was a star jr hs player, I’d be paying very close attention to all of this 

4 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

aidensdad is saying Texas on IT. 

And he is?  (Besides being Aiden's dad) 

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