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#751
18 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Well, you did just ask me not to post here anymore. That does seem like you are still trying to control my posting, no? 

I am fortunate that I do have the Westlake athletic program that I can believe in and respect, unlike the miserable freak show that UT has devolved into. As I say, it is strange watching 14-18 year old kids who are smarter and better coached than 18-22 years olds. 

Yesterday, the only mention of UT on ESPN was a monkey lawsuit. It's really quite amazing. 

Yeah, Tebow was really bad in college, winning a national championship and on the shortlist of best players to ever play the game. Good thing here at Texas we don't let people like him embarrass or influence our fine players who are making us so proud about all of our current success! 

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#752

Holy shit new O-lineman NIL. Tax deductible for donations. $50k a year for every lineman. To start.

#753
Just now, THUJONE said:

Holy shit new O-lineman NIL. Tax deductible for donations. $50k a year for every lineman. To start.

Relevant to Ewers because now maybe if he comes here he won't die.

#754
18 minutes ago, Scooter Monzingo said:

Has anyone actually seen the kid play? And if you have compare him to the Manning kid. 

I watched Ewers play live in the state championship game last year. He is a terrific QB with a really powerful arm. He has all the throws and is really good under pressure. 

#755
2 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

And he was the MVP of the state game last year, not Ewers, and he played that game w a separated shoulder.

Ewers was injured, too. And it seemed more noticeable. 

#756
Good for him.  I’m glad he has decided to use his status as QB1 to impose his worldview on his public school teammates.

Calm down. A Westlake HS Christian is just one that offers a “God bless” when he can pay for his coke and Molly with Venmo.
#757
32 minutes ago, Scooter Monzingo said:

Has anyone actually seen the kid play? And if you have compare him to the Manning kid. 

He was a 1.000 rated kid in HS. I think that's pretty good. Vince was 1.000 IIRC. I doubt the Arch will be. I know he's good but how much of the hype centers on his last name. Give me Ewers today (or tomorrow or later this week) so that I know we have a potential game-changer QB on campus for the 2022 season. Sark can't wait for Arch in 2023. If getting Ewers means no Manning, then so be it.

#758
11 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Ewers was injured, too. And it seemed more noticeable. 

I thought Ewers was amazing. He just didn't get a lot of help. Apparently, his injury downgraded his mobility when compared to the first part of the season. 

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#759
57 minutes ago, Scooter Monzingo said:

Has anyone actually seen the kid play? And if you have compare him to the Manning kid. 

He shits bigger than Manning.  Manning is the most overrated recruit ever.

#760
2 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

Good for him.  I’m glad he has decided to use his status as QB1 to impose his worldview on his public school teammates.

"imposing his worldview on his PUBLIC school teammates". in 2 pages he's become Henry Kissinger apparently...

#761

Fuck Westlake as a staff, football program, and as a motherfuckin' school!
And if you wanna be down with Westlake, then fuck you too!

 

 

/loyal forever 

#762
38 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:


Calm down. A Westlake HS Christian is just one that offers a “God bless” when he can pay for his coke and Molly with Venmo.

Who would you say he's getting the Molly from? Asking for a friend, and myself 

#764

Can continue with the Tech Vs UT hot girl count or move on to a new topic like weather, food, shopping . . . We have some time to get it all in.

#766
35 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

He shits bigger than Manning.  Manning is the most overrated recruit ever.

Garrett Gilbert would like a word

#767
1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

I watched Ewers play live in the state championship game last year. He is a terrific QB with a really powerful arm. He has all the throws and is really good under pressure. 

So was Hudson Card.

#768

Remember just a few years ago an Ohio State QB portaled to LSU and won a national championship. Quinn could do the same at whatever school he portals too unless it’s Texas tech 

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#769
46 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Who would you say he's getting the Molly from? Asking for a friend, and myself 

Depends on who's manning the molly kiosk in the foyer.

#770
26 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Garrett Gilbert would like a word

GG wound up in the NFL.

#771
He shits bigger than Manning.  Manning is the most overrated recruit ever.
Overrated or not, his name being thrown in the Texas hat will attract all the pieces a team needs for a title run..

Thats good enough for me.
#772
3 minutes ago, ousux said:

Overrated or not, his name being thrown in the Texas hat will attract all the pieces a team needs for a title run..

Thats good enough for me.

I just want to not lose to Kansas.

Baby steps.

#774
52 minutes ago, capnamerca said:

So was Hudson Card.

Card is not a good comp for Ewers. However good he may have been in HS.

#775
1 hour ago, hobbes2702 said:

Garrett Gilbert would like a word

gilbert was drafted and has a super bowl ring and is still collecting an NFL paycheck. 

#776
3 hours ago, hobbes2702 said:

What the fuck is this shit? Go post on the Clemson board then

Got it, everyone? Only post sunshiney stuff about our amazing football program or leave. 

#777
Just now, TreatyOak said:

Got it, everyone? Only post sunshiney stuff about our amazing football program or leave. 

You said you don’t care about the football program. So why are you here? 

#778
Just now, TreatyOak said:

Got it, everyone? Only post sunshiney stuff about our amazing football program or leave. 

Just post a pic Salma Hayek or Linda Carter  and all will be forgiven!  

#779
16 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

That doesn’t have anything to do with what I said.

Gilbert doesn't even crack the top 10 most overrated overall.  He's not even the most overrated for Texas alone.  Tray Allen would like a word with you there.

#780
5 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Tray Allen would like a word with you there.

yeah that’s a good one. tyler johnson could make the pool of alternates. 

#782

The evolution of this thread has taken its normal form for Surly:

1) we have no knowledge or relevant conversation about where Mullet will go

2) a sensible debate about the quality of pussy between Lubbock and Austin

3) overrated, overrated, HS school drugs

4) Garrett Gilbert

5) an idiotic debate about the quality of life between Columbus and Austin

#783
2 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

The evolution of this thread has taken its normal form for Surly:

1) we have no knowledge or relevant conversation about where Mullet will go

2) a sensible debate about the quality of pussy between Lubbock and Austin

3) overrated, overrated, HS school drugs

4) Garrett Gilbert

5) an idiotic debate about the quality of life between Columbus and Austin

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#785
3 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

The evolution of this thread has taken its normal form for Surly:

1) we have no knowledge or relevant conversation about where Mullet will go

2) a sensible debate about the quality of pussy between Lubbock and Austin

3) overrated, overrated, HS school drugs

4) Garrett Gilbert

5) an idiotic debate about the quality of life between Columbus and Austin

6) Simms vs. Applewhite debate

coming soon....

7. If Ewers shows up, what should we name the defense?

8. We should celebrate our new QB by designing new uniforms, maybe in black?

9. How does Ewers affect conference realignment?  Here's my new SEC pods proposal...

#786

10. Turf or natural grass?

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#787

13. Kolaches vs. Klobasniks: getting it right for native Texans and transplants alike.

#788
17 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

What we really must have is a 5* coach!

Anyone checked the portal?

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