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Of all places, this is the place to lose your Dirginity.

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1 hour ago, Gidnik said:

is that anything like dignity? 

It is, just nastier.

2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Posting here will cause you to lose your Dignanty.

Or something.

Going to lose more than that.  amirite?

2 hours ago, Gidnik said:

is that anything like dignity? 

Whoosh. 

17 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Is that anal virginity?

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So is today the big day?


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22 hours ago, Dignan said:

Wow, my first post here. I was an old Hornfans guy by the same username. Anyway, I love you all. Come home Quinn and make your dreams come true. Or whatever. 

you look like a little banana. 

Day Crew, today is the day.

Topics:

1) If you’re Ewers family, do you get the new Dutch Bros Coffee or just stick with Starbucks for the trip to Austin?

2) Where will lunch/dinner be?

3) With Dave Campbell now gone, does Ewers still make the cover?

 

59 minutes ago, futureman said:

you look like a little banana. 

I’m not always as confident as I look. 

22 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Posting here will cause you to lose your Dignanty.

Or something.

I choose to believe there's a play on words in there. Come on man! He capitalized Dignanty.

Heading to the yellow rose later today. I’ll let y’all know if I spot Ewers there. 

1 hour ago, futureman said:

you look like a little banana. 

In the end it’s easier to think about yourself than to think about Dignan. 

I’m not always as confident as I look. 

Don’t listen to that guy. Did you see what he had on?
1 hour ago, JimmyJames said:

Heading to the yellow rose later today. I’ll let y’all know if I spot Ewers there. 

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2 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:


Don’t listen to that guy. Did you see what he had on?

Yeah, was pretty cool. 

5 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

Heading to the yellow rose later today. I’ll let y’all know if I spot Ewers there. 

Livestream on Surly?

does he have a starter Wooderson mustache going?

We just picked up a top 300 OT, is this a portent of Ewers impending decision?

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Because fuck you, that’s why

1 hour ago, lilMAC25 said:

We just picked up a top 300 OT, is this a portent of Ewers impending decision?

Yes. Expect more on the way especially in the portal/grad transfer with guys wanting to block for the mullet. 

 

2 hours ago, lilMAC25 said:

We just picked up a top 300 OT, is this a portent of Ewers impending decision?

you sure he cracked the 300?

1 hour ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Business in the front, fucking OU in the rear. 

Iswydt

8 hours ago, B00M said:

Iswydt

Coach, you coming back to run the defense?  With you running the D I think the team would get the fire and intensity they so desperately need. What do you say coach? 3 million sound about right?

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11 hours ago, futureman said:

you sure he cracked the 300?

Is #33 overall (#2 OT) in the nation good?

 

 

Spoiler

I was basing it off if the ESPN headline and a quick glance at the article.

 

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On 12/9/2021 at 5:31 PM, dcar00 said:

you realize there is no news on Ewers and won't be until at least Saturday.  maybe check back then.

Well, it's Sunday and nothing new. Maybe go back to the Herman/Strong bean flicking. That seemed to really be working.

1 minute ago, ElChupacabra said:

Well, it's Sunday and nothing new. Maybe go back to the Herman/Strong bean flicking. That seemed to really be working.

yes, Saturday(you know yesterday) Ewers showed up, so something new. like I said. If all you are waiting for is the commitment then all you have to do is check the page every once in a while.  because there will be a 2022 Qunn Ewers thread as soon as he does.

in other words there is no reason for you to check this thread regardless of what is in it.

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

yes, Saturday(you know yesterday) Ewers showed up, so something new. like I said. If all you are waiting for is the commitment then all you have to do is check the page every once in a while.  because there will be a 2022 Qunn Ewers thread as soon as he does.

in other words there is no reason for you to check this thread regardless of what is in it.

That thread will be delayed due to the aforementioned bean flicking over Herman and Strong running over it's allotted time. I'm here for the hot and fresh news. You got any of that?

32 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

Well, it's Sunday and nothing new. Maybe go back to the Herman/Strong bean flicking. That seemed to really be working.

Give the kid a break.  It’s Sunday.  He’s probably at church.  Then he’ll spend quality time with his family and then be with himself for a while with his thoughts.  Priorities.  He’ll get to the commitment.  Right?

Well, that or he’s just waking up in bed between two smoking sorority girls with a pounding hangover needing to get up to take a really bad piss.  Again, priorities.  He’ll get to his commitment.

 

2 minutes ago, 89Horn said:

Give the kid a break.  It’s Sunday.  He’s probably at church.  Then he’ll spend quality time with his family and then be with himself for a while with his thoughts.  Priorities.  He’ll get to the commitment.  Right?

Well, that or he’s just waking up in bed between two smoking sorority girls with a pounding hangover needing to get up to take a really bad piss.  Again, priorities.  He’ll get to his commitment.

 

I'm not sure which ones, but several recruits that were on campus yesterday were staying the night and going out last night with some of our guys.

1 hour ago, ElChupacabra said:

Well, it's Sunday and nothing new. Maybe go back to the Herman/Strong bean flicking. That seemed to really be working.

I was thinking we change the topic to our opinions of Mack’s last four years here.

17 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

I was thinking we change the topic to our opinions of Mack’s last four years here.

Fuck you pay me

1 hour ago, ElChupacabra said:

Well, it's Sunday and nothing new. Maybe go back to the Herman/Strong bean flicking. That seemed to really be working.

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49 minutes ago, Gaffords said:

I'm not sure which ones, but several recruits that were on campus yesterday were staying the night and going out last night with some of our guys.

I hope they took him out for chicken fried steak at least...

Is today the big day?

Quit stealing my April and Billy line…, It’s mine.

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30 minutes ago, TxTower said:


Quit stealing my April and Billy line…, It’s mine.

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On 12/11/2021 at 9:08 AM, futureman said:

you look like a little banana. 

It's landscaping, not just mowing.

It’s happening. They’re just going to keep pouring in for the mullet.

We’re about to have more pancakes than IHOP and Waffle House combined.

 

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I am gruntled by the O-linemen we have committed with more possible, but I hope they realize their position isnt one where one typically starts immediately. Portaling out after one season due to lack of play time does nothing to help us. On the flipside..if we have a mostly true Freshman O-line next year (highly ranked recruits or otherwise) then my liver wont live to see the '23 team play

2 minutes ago, ousux said:

I am gruntled by the O-linemen we have committed with more possible, but I hope they realize their position isnt one where one typically starts immediately. Portaling out after one season due to lack of play time does nothing to help us. On the flipside..if we have a mostly true Freshman O-line next year (highly ranked recruits or otherwise) then my liver wont live to see the '23 team play
 

I'll take a true freshman with a limp and walking cane over Christian Jones. 

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