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13 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

 

Jfc, dude.  Let it go.

You should probably talk to someone about this little problem you have.  I'm guessing you're also dealing with noodle weiner.

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29 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

 

Jfc, dude.  Let it go.

You should probably talk to someone about this little problem you have.  I'm guessing you're also dealing with noodle weiner.

Just be glad you didn't say FCB. Oh, crap, I said it. I said it. 

4 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

Trying to remember the last time I heard the word poontang.  I think it was 1982.  

Not me.

10 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

Trying to remember the last time I heard the word poontang.  I think it was 1982.  

 

I'm stationed in POON TANG!!!!!

Ted Nugget knew a teenage queen named Nadine.

So clean, especially down in between

11 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

Trying to remember the last time I heard the word poontang.  I think it was 1982.  

 

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ok.  let's cut to the chase.  are we good again or nah?   how many wins next year?  my bookie wants to know.

ok.  let's cut to the chase.  are we good again or nah?   how many wins next year?  my bookie wants to know.

Steal underpants,
Tell us who your bookie is first,
Profit!
13 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

Trying to remember the last time I heard the word poontang.  I think it was 1982.  

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So I haven't read this whole thing & ain't planning to. I assume this is all official, but I haven't seen confirmation. Has he signed? I guess the plan is to enroll in the Spring. Is that correct?

Really looking forward to seeing what he can do and who else we can grab. I envision great things coming from the 'Q' to  'X-Man' connection. (Pardon my ignorance)

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2 hours ago, TejasPedro said:

Ted Nugget knew a teenage queen named Nadine.

So clean, especially down in between

 

ok.  let's cut to the chase.  are we good again or nah?   how many wins next year?  my bookie wants to know.

Probably 10 wins like last years predictions on this board.

In all seriousness if he starts he will be rusty. Didn’t play last year, played what 4 or 5 games the previous for COVID. Last full season was his sophomore season. I hope it happens but I doubt he comes in and throws for 4400 yards and 44 TDs. More growing pains but with improvement is my hope.
49 minutes ago, markstanco said:

In all seriousness if he starts he will be rusty. Didn’t play last year, played what 4 or 5 games the previous for COVID. Last full season was his sophomore season. I hope it happens but I doubt he comes in and throws for 4400 yards and 44 TDs. More growing pains but with improvement is my hope.

I bet they make him practice a couple of times before the games next season.

Ewers in the... Denver airport last night. 

 

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14 minutes ago, zzzz said:

Ewers in the... Denver airport last night. 

 

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holy SHIT is that JonTron behind him?

On 12/13/2021 at 12:58 PM, TrashMaster G said:

 

Jfc, dude.  Let it go.

You should probably talk to someone about this little problem you have.  I'm guessing you're also dealing with noodle weiner.

Only one way to find out for sure, honcho…

1 hour ago, zzzz said:

Ewers in the... Denver airport last night. 

 

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God damn.  I really think he looks like he belongs at OU or some other douchenozzle school.  He better fucking be worth it.

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1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

God damn.  I really think he looks like he belongs at OU or some other douchenozzle school.  He better fucking be worth it.

Just remind yourself that's the look of the native son that's about to lead Texas into the SEC. The mullet is the transitional bridge we all need.

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

God damn.  I really think he looks like he belongs at OU or some other douchenozzle school.  He better fucking be worth it.

Douchey players that win games > Clean cut players that can't get bowl eligible.

4 minutes ago, touchthemonolith said:

Douchey players that win games > Clean cut players that can't get bowl eligible.

For sure. Just hoping he’s not the douchey type that doesn’t win games. Aka rattler. 

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

For sure. Just hoping he’s not the douchey type that doesn’t win games. Aka rattler. 

He'll never be that ugly 

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

God damn.  I really think he looks like he belongs at OU or some other douchenozzle school.  He better fucking be worth it.

He definitely gives of Boz vibes. But if he is as influential as The Boz I'll grow a mullet and bleach it blonde too.

 

He definitely gives of Boz vibes. But if he is as influential as The Boz I'll grow a mullet and bleach it blonde too.
 

At least you won’t have to worry about Bo Jackson running him out of the league.
6 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


At least you won’t have to worry about Bo Jackson running him out of the league.

I always clap when this highlight is shown on ESPN.

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He'll never be that ugly 

Rattler - bless his heart was one ugly MoFo! And I said excuse my French!
Just now, msucolt45 said:


Rattler - bless his heart was one ugly MoFo! And I said excuse my French!

He's an alien looking mf'er. It's disturbing to look at. 

Only aggy would’ve appreciated and liked the looks. Good thing he went to Scar or USCe.

4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

God damn.  I really think he looks like he belongs at OU or some other douchenozzle school.  He better fucking be worth it.

I don’t care what he looks like. If he is green and has 6 toes on both feet, but throws 70 yard touchdowns and wins football games, I’ll gladly cheer him on. 
 

I’d rather the face of our team, have a squeaky clean imagine like Colt, but I’m very negotiable on that. Just win. 

Just looks like the face of a guy that doesn't have a steady chick that would bitch at him to shave, doesn't give a fuck, and gets whatever poontang he wants despite taking whatever bets his bros throw at him. I mean, trash 'stache and a mullet that should come with an IROC Camaro? Next up: neck beard

this dude is going to trigger a revolution in kappa and tri-delt go-to-market

the entire 40 will benefit

hail quinn

all hail the mullet

On 12/13/2021 at 9:59 PM, Shaggy3.0 said:

ok.  let's cut to the chase.  are we good again or nah?   how many wins next year?  my bookie wants to know.

Exactly 7.5

I didnt realize this kid was white until I saw his mullet pic yesterday. 
oh boy. I am having existential concerns about how racist I am. 

9 hours ago, zzzz said:

Ewers in the... Denver airport last night. 

 

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How does a college student afford to be galavanting around the country?  

3 hours ago, Burt said:

How does a college student afford to be galavanting around the country?  

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4 hours ago, remoh said:

I didnt realize this kid was white until I saw his mullet pic yesterday. 
oh boy. I am having existential concerns about how racist I am. 

   Quinn Ewers? and you didn't think he was white? Quinn Ewers from Southlake?

10 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

God damn.  I really think he looks like he belongs at OU or some other douchenozzle school.  He better fucking be worth it.

 

5 hours ago, B00M said:

Just looks like the face of a guy that doesn't have a steady chick that would bitch at him to shave, doesn't give a fuck, and gets whatever poontang he wants despite taking whatever bets his bros throw at him. I mean, trash 'stache and a mullet that should come with an IROC Camaro? Next up: neck beard

  Do you guys not have kids? This is the thing right now. The white kids in the uppity burbs are sporting the mullet again. Its either mullets or floppy cuts with hair in their eyes. This is all you see where I'm at. My daughter hates it. A bunch of Andre Agassi's running around here.

1 hour ago, Thatguy said:

 

  Do you guys not have kids? This is the thing right now. The white kids in the uppity burbs are sporting the mullet again. Its either mullets or floppy cuts with hair in their eyes. This is all you see where I'm at. My daughter hates it. A bunch of Andre Agassi's running around here.

I will confirm this unfortunate trend. If my son didn't go to private school that bastard would have one. I'd say 50% of his summer ball team sported a mullet last summer. I had a mullet back in the day and it was maybe the worst look ever. How it came back is beyond me. 

How does a college student afford to be galavanting around the country?  

Check with Gene Chizik he seems to be current on this
2 hours ago, Thatguy said:

 Quinn Ewers? and you didn't think he was white? Quinn Ewers from Southlake?

Hey, I just learned last week that Tre Newton is black.

23 minutes ago, Passive Aggressive Coach said:

I will confirm this unfortunate trend. If my son didn't go to private school that bastard would have one. I'd say 50% of his summer ball team sported a mullet last summer. I had a mullet back in the day and it was maybe the worst look ever. How it came back is beyond me. 

Summer ball when you're wearing a sweat stained hat like 90% of your life and no one can tell of it's business or party in front, but you've got that flow out the back? One of the few acceptable applications of the mullet. 

2 hours ago, Thatguy said:

 

  Do you guys not have kids? This is the thing right now. The white kids in the uppity burbs are sporting the mullet again. Its either mullets or floppy cuts with hair in their eyes. This is all you see where I'm at. My daughter hates it. A bunch of Andre Agassi's running around here.

At least it seems like mom jeans have fallen out of favor. I hope. 

Summer ball when you're wearing a sweat stained hat like 90% of your life and no one can tell of it's business or party in front, but you've got that flow out the back? One of the few acceptable applications of the mullet. 

My son called it the Shortstop flip. He was an outfielder, but wore it anyway.
He definitely gives of Boz vibes. But if he is as influential as The Boz I'll grow a mullet and bleach it blonde too.
 

Even the Boz hightailed it to Austin as soon as he could.

Everyone should stop cutting their hair after Christmas. It’s time to bring back the glory.

Do we know if this guy can throw the ball in the general vicinity of an open reviver at least maybe most of the time?

18 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Do we know if this guy can throw the ball in the general vicinity of an open reviver at least maybe most of the time?

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42 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Do we know if this guy can throw the ball in the general vicinity of an open reviver at least maybe most of the time?

Direction. Yes 

Vicinity?  What parameters  would you like to set to determine your answer?

 

But it doesn't matter.  We are going to fool everybody and not throw the ball a single time a season.

 

 

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