December 4, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, Serak The Preparer said: * vaya (can't believe @DDD Dad didn't get here already) You and DDD should thrash this out mana y mano. Do it in the shadow of the end zone after watching a team punt after a three yard drive.
December 4, 20214 yr 7 minutes ago, Chooky said: I'm distraught and I insist you feel the same! As soon as I get the deck chairs just right on this unsinkable ship.
December 4, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, David Dennison said: Chris Simms went 11-2 and 11-2 as the starting QB at Texas capped with a 35-20 Cotton Bowl victory against Nick Saban's LSU team. Decent is an understatement. Oh I'll revive it. Applewhite was decenter...
December 4, 20214 yr 5 hours ago, Blotto said: Looks like he picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue Can we be certain we're trying to lure a QB to campus, or will we really be getting a low-talent "country" singer instead?
December 4, 20214 yr 5 hours ago, Blotto said: Looks like he picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue
December 4, 20214 yr I have no doubt that between the ages of 16-25 every single poster on this board had the most ridiculous haircut imaginable. Photos don't lie.
December 4, 20214 yr Surly getting pissed off about this guys hair is making me see why he has the hair style to begin with. I’m starting to warm to this kid, where ever he goes…
December 4, 20214 yr 17 minutes ago, Bojack said: Ewers looks like a young John Daly on his way to audition for The Lost Boys. Personally speaking, I won’t care what he looks like under a Longhorn uniform. 😏
December 4, 20214 yr Popular Post 3 hours ago, David Dennison said: Chris Simms went 11-2 and 11-2 as the starting QB at Texas capped with a 35-20 Cotton Bowl victory against Nick Saban's LSU team. Decent is an understatement. With a record like that, someone would have to fuck up pretty badly in, say, a championship game for such a negative impression to be remembered.
December 4, 20214 yr 4 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said: With a record like that, someone would have to fuck up pretty badly in, say, a championship game for such a negative impression to be remembered. Like against Colorado?
December 4, 20214 yr When it came to winning, Simms finished only behind Bobby Layne when he was done. When it came to talent/skills, Simms was arguably one of the Top 3 UT QBs in program history. When it came to hardware, Simms is remembered as a decent QB. Edited December 4, 20214 yr by Herpa Derpa
December 4, 20214 yr 16 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said: I have no doubt that between the ages of 16-25 every single poster on this board had the most ridiculous haircut imaginable. Photos don't lie. Which makes me very jealous.
December 4, 20214 yr With a record like that, someone would have to fuck up pretty badly in, say, a championship game for such a negative impression to be remembered.Or the cotton bowl
December 4, 20214 yr Just now, Armybrat said: Which makes me very jealous. Aren't there still some rock carvings showing your youthful gaffes?
December 4, 20214 yr "Wherever puppies lick jowls, wherever sunflowers grow on windy dales, wherever people will help a stranger......Major will be there."
December 4, 20214 yr 49 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said: I have no doubt that between the ages of 16-25 every single poster on this board had the most ridiculous haircut imaginable. Photos don't lie.
December 4, 20214 yr 33 minutes ago, tbone_ said: Or the cotton bowl He was a disaster in Irving against Colorado but what part of Mack Brown and Greg Davis against Stoops from 2000-04 makes you think that was Simms's fault? Be serious.
December 4, 20214 yr Honestly I don't care if he is Joe Exotic's illegitimate son spawned from that one time he got drunk and had sex with a woman. If he is better than any QB we have on the roster at the moment, come on down. Can't be too picky after the shit we've been through for the last 11 years.
December 4, 20214 yr 10 minutes ago, Huckleberry said: He was a disaster in Irving against Colorado but what part of Mack Brown and Greg Davis against Stoops from 2000-04 makes you think that was Simms's fault? Be serious. I don't know, maybe Applewhite lighting the Colorado defense up in the second half and setting records in the Holiday Bowl afterward. I really hated to go down that rabbit hole but I was always one who thought Applewhite got a raw deal that year. Simms had NFL talent, Applewhite didn't yet their career numbers are almost identical. Mack loved him some NFL measurable.
December 4, 20214 yr 3 hours ago, bad_teammate said: You know a guy he can go to get it tailored for a more attractive fit? Depends - is it authentic or a cheap-ass Chinese knockoff?
December 4, 20214 yr 26 minutes ago, Longhornlove said: I don't know, maybe Applewhite lighting the Colorado defense up in the second half and setting records in the Holiday Bowl afterward. I really hated to go down that rabbit hole but I was always one who thought Applewhite got a raw deal that year. Simms had NFL talent, Applewhite didn't yet their career numbers are almost identical. Mack loved him some NFL measurable. Chris Simms was better than Major Applewhite.
December 4, 20214 yr Chris Simms was better than Major Applewhite. Can we not rehash this for the millionth time in this thread? Jfc
December 4, 20214 yr Just now, hobbes2702 said: Chris Simms was better than Major Applewhite. He was, and I don’t think any objective observer would argue that. In pressure situations though, give me Major any day…
December 4, 20214 yr 43 minutes ago, orangebird said: Honestly I don't care if he is Joe Exotic's illegitimate son spawned from that one time he got drunk and had sex with a woman. If he is better than any QB we have on the roster at the moment, come on down. Can't be too picky after the shit we've been through for the last 11 years. Edited December 4, 20214 yr by LTtxfan
December 4, 20214 yr 4 minutes ago, Satchel said: This is interesting: is it though? sounds like some simp shit from tech.
December 4, 20214 yr 6 minutes ago, Satchel said: This is interesting: And yet, Tech was never on his list
December 4, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, Bojack said: Ewers looks like a young John Daly on his way to audition for The Lost Boys. Then we just need the local Hooter's to work out an NIL deal.
December 4, 20214 yr 4 minutes ago, DiceHands said: is it though? sounds like some simp shit from tech. This. I played for a bunch of coaches and when someone mentioned playing for (Insert Coaches Name), my response was never anything but "Na, I'm good." Of course, with the way Texas Football has trended the last 12 years, I wouldn't be shocked if he ended up there. Why can't we have nice things?!?! Edited December 4, 20214 yr by Droopy
December 4, 20214 yr 4 minutes ago, Gaffords said: And yet, Tech was never on his list Yea, about that
December 4, 20214 yr 8 minutes ago, Satchel said: This is interesting: This sounds like us trying to get Urban. “Texas considers giving Urban an associate AD position while creating a pink flamingo swingers collective to give Shelley the lifestyle she craves.” Where is @Nicole44 to comment on this?
December 4, 20214 yr 1 minute ago, Mo Horn said: Yea, about that His source is Texas Tech insider.... USC is a bigger threat... But I believe he is Sark's to lose at this time.
December 4, 20214 yr 15 minutes ago, Satchel said: This is interesting: This was posted 18 hours ago. We’ve discussed Dodge already. Is there something new here?
December 4, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said: I have no doubt that between the ages of 16-25 every single poster on this board had the most ridiculous haircut imaginable. Photos don't lie. Does hairspray count? Just curious. Edited December 4, 20214 yr by ImissWallyPryor
December 4, 20214 yr 51 minutes ago, Satchel said: This is interesting: That account has 153 followers……….
December 4, 20214 yr 1 minute ago, Hookem2147 said: That account has 153 followers………. Not just anyone can shell out $9.95.
December 4, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, Horn of Gabriel said: Can we not rehash this for the millionth time in this thread? Jfc I responded to someone else's post but it's my fault? Ok........whatever, I said my peace.......Jerk
December 4, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, Huckleberry said: He was a disaster in Irving against Colorado but what part of Mack Brown and Greg Davis against Stoops from 2000-04 makes you think that was Simms's fault? Be serious. The three picks and a fumble part.
December 5, 20214 yr I responded to someone else's post but it's my fault? Ok........whatever, I said my peace.......JerkGrab some balm for that butthurt bro. That wasn’t solely directed at you, it’s anyone who wants to discuss that fucking stupid topic again.
December 5, 20214 yr 3 minutes ago, Horn of Gabriel said: Grab some balm for that butthurt bro. That wasn’t solely directed at you, it’s anyone who wants to discuss that fucking stupid topic again. Yet you quoted only me......Thanks
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